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Old 07-20-2009, 03:56 PM
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lol. i do love the professer one. I have no jokes. idk. my mind doesn't work that way. I am usually the one that makes the joke funny because I am too dumb to get it and you laugh at me.
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Old 07-20-2009, 06:38 PM
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Q: Who is the sportscaster of the Pokemon world?
A: ESPeoN!

Q: Which pokemon is the most heavily guarded?
A: Forretress!

Q: What pokemon is very comfy and squeaks when you fluff it?
A: A Piloswine!
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Old 07-20-2009, 08:31 PM
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
*tumbleweed blows past* okay...lol
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Old 07-20-2009, 09:10 PM
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A man and his wife entered a dentist's office. The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."

"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."

The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

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This one is slightly inappropriate, but it's funny as heck, so I've put it in white font. Highlight it to read.

The Pastor's Ass

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. He was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so
she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.
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Halsman: "Don't forget that we are in America. We will be put in prison if we start exploding ducks."
Dali: "You're right. Let's take some cats and splash them with water."
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Old 07-22-2009, 01:53 PM
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A man walks into a sports bar with his dog. A NASCAR Sprint Cup race is on a TV. He sits down and asks how Dale Earnhardt Jr. is doing.
The bartender says “Dale Jr is in 35th, not doing so well”. The man’s dog jumps up, and runs around the barstool 35 times.
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:24 PM
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Q: What did the 0 say to the 8?
A: Nice belt!

Q: What do you call an elephant at the north pole?
A: Lost!

Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
A: Anything you want. It can't hear you!

Q: What did the sausage say when it heard another sausage talk?
A: Ahhh, a talking sausage!
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Old 07-31-2009, 03:01 PM
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knock knock
whos there
pichu
pichu who
im going to pichu up
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Old 08-01-2009, 02:51 PM
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When is a jar not a jar? When it's a door!
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Old 08-02-2009, 04:04 AM
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This one is a scuba classic
When Chuck Norris looks into a mirror he round house kicks it. Why? Because, there can only be one Chuck Norris.
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Old 08-02-2009, 06:49 AM
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When is a jar not a jar? When it's a door!
No, it's "When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!"

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This one is a scuba classic
When Chuck Norris looks into a mirror he round house kicks it. Why? Because, there can only be one Chuck Norris.
He doesn't need to. The mirror shatters by itself, because even a mirror (or glass, whichever you prefer) is smart enough not to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Old 08-12-2009, 06:02 PM
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Time to bring in some Snake Eyes jokes.

If Snake Eyes and Chuck Norris got into a fight, who would win?

Trick Question: Snake Eyes killed Chuck Norris 0.1 seconds before the fight started.
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Old 08-12-2009, 06:06 PM
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Time to bring in some Snake Eyes jokes.

If Snake Eyes and Chuck Norris got into a fight, who would win?

Trick Question: Snake Eyes killed Chuck Norris 0.1 seconds before the fight started.
No offense, but I fail to see how that is funny.
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Old 08-12-2009, 06:22 PM
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No offense, but I fail to see how that is funny.
It's lame I know. But to see why I think it is funneh, you need to see G.I. Joe first.

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Old 08-16-2009, 06:37 PM
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This one is a scuba classic
When Chuck Norris looks into a mirror he round house kicks it. Why? Because, there can only be one Chuck Norris.
As you can see, that was a post by Scuba Steve...

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