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Old 06-10-2009, 02:25 AM
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I think the word 'betch' is a huge joke all in itself.
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Old 06-10-2009, 02:33 AM
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No, he got cleared of all charges, remember?
That shows how corrupt our legal system is. With enough money, you can get away with murder.

Anyways, I have a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Try and guess ^^;
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Old 06-10-2009, 03:04 AM
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lol I have mother-in-law jokes. :x (I remembered them from chistes.com)

A man was walking down the street when suddenly he saw his wife running over towards him. Gasping and clearly worried, she cried, "Honey, my mother's been stung by a scorpion!"

The man asks, "Only one? I put two in the box."

~.~

A man was meeting with his friend. The friend notices that the man's clothes are muddied, torn, and bloodied from cuts he had suffered. Aghast, he asks, "What happened?"

The man replies, "Oh I just came back from my mother-in-law's funeral."

"So you accidentally fell into the hole?"

"Nah, she didn't want to go in."

~.~

Hehe. ^^; *runs from all mother-in-laws*

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Old 06-10-2009, 03:37 AM
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The funny thing is that I'm blonde but I enjoy telling blonde jokes sometimes. >.>

I'll tell one:

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch-'n-sniff on the bottom of a pool.
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Old 06-10-2009, 03:39 AM
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The funny thing is that I'm blonde but I enjoy telling blonde jokes sometimes. >.>

I'll tell one:

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch-'n-sniff on the bottom of a pool.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

It's funny cuz it's true.
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Old 06-10-2009, 12:18 PM
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I didn't laugh my ass off.
But I still smiled.

lol.
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Old 06-10-2009, 02:31 PM
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Q: Why did Squirtle use Water Gun?
A: He thought it would be a blast!

Q: What do Team Rocket and an air balloon have in common?
A: They're all full of hot air!

Q: Why didn't Kadabra have his spoons?
A: Because he was to busy eating cereal!
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Q: What do you get when you cross Pikachu with Haunter?
A: Pikaboo


Thanks for the comment. I'm glad to be honored with such a joke.
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A lady was knitting and driving at the same time. A policeman saw her and said, "PULL OVER!" She said, "No! Mittens!"
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Old 06-10-2009, 05:50 PM
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Here's one I got in a text around the time it snowed here in Texas in December.

Why did it snow in Southeast Texas?
We officially have a black president! Hell just froze over.

... Yeeeaaahh. xD

And the next one shall be censored.
Who was the greatest prostitute in history?
Ms. Pacman; for 25 cents she swallowed balls until she died.
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Old 06-10-2009, 07:31 PM
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Q: What do you get when you cross Charizard, Venusaur, and Blastoise?
A: I don't know but it's crawling up your back!

Q: What does Snorlax and my father have in common?
A: They always snore.

Q: What do you call a chocolate Pikachu?
A: A SHOCKOLAT PIKACHU!
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Old 06-11-2009, 07:17 PM
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The chicken crossed the road. What happened?
He was run over by the rabbi and the priest on their way home from the bar.
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Old 06-11-2009, 07:20 PM
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Q: What do Team Rocket and an air balloon have in common?
A: They're all full of hot air!
That does not make sense. Team Rocket is a group of people, and they're not made up of air. IT would make much more sense if it was, "what do Team Rocket's balloon and an air balloon have in common? Hot air." Though, it would sound weird, having two balloons in the joke.
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Old 06-11-2009, 07:28 PM
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That does not make sense. Team Rocket is a group of people, and they're not made up of air. IT would make much more sense if it was, "what do Team Rocket's balloon and an air balloon have in common? Hot air." Though, it would sound weird, having two balloons in the joke.
Full of hot air is an expression, meaning that they talk a lot, without saying anything of meaning.
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Old 06-11-2009, 08:27 PM
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Q: Why Psyduck always holding its head?
A: Because Psyduck scared its head will came off!

Q: How do you fit 5,000 Charizard's on a bus?
A: You "poke em on!"

Q: Which Pokemon lives in the arctic and says no?
A: Articuno!
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