Jokes?~

[Soda]

I think the word 'betch' is a huge joke all in itself.

[Psychedelic Shroomish]

Originally Posted by Ah Beng I the Pikabeng

No, he got cleared of all charges, remember?

That shows how corrupt our legal system is. With enough money, you can get away with murder.

Anyways, I have a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Try and guess ^^;

[The Maple Syrup Baptist]

Originally Posted by Phantom Kat

lol I have mother-in-law jokes. :x (I remembered them from chistes.com)

A man was walking down the street when suddenly he saw his wife running over towards him. Gasping and clearly worried, she cried, "Honey, my mother's been stung by a scorpion!"

The man asks, "Only one? I put two in the box."

~.~

A man was meeting with his friend. The friend notices that the man's clothes are muddied, torn, and bloodied from cuts he had suffered. Aghast, he asks, "What happened?"

The man replies, "Oh I just came back from my mother-in-law's funeral."

"So you accidentally fell into the hole?"

"Nah, she didn't want to go in."

~.~

Hehe. ^^; *runs from all mother-in-laws*

- Kat

The first was cute.

The second was...

lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lolololololololol

[Sight of the Stars]

The funny thing is that I'm blonde but I enjoy telling blonde jokes sometimes. >.>

I'll tell one:

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch-'n-sniff on the bottom of a pool.

[The Maple Syrup Baptist]

Originally Posted by White Wolf of the Snow

The funny thing is that I'm blonde but I enjoy telling blonde jokes sometimes. >.>

I'll tell one:

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch-'n-sniff on the bottom of a pool.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

It's funny cuz it's true.

[Angel_DeArc]

I didn't laugh my ass off.
But I still smiled.

lol.

[Skylands]

Q: Why did Squirtle use Water Gun?
A: He thought it would be a blast!

Q: What do Team Rocket and an air balloon have in common?
A: They're all full of hot air!

Q: Why didn't Kadabra have his spoons?
A: Because he was to busy eating cereal!

[Shozuka]

Originally Posted by Skylands

Q: What do you get when you cross Pikachu with Haunter?
A: Pikaboo

Thanks for the comment. I'm glad to be honored with such a joke.

[Sakuya_Izayoi]

A lady was knitting and driving at the same time. A policeman saw her and said, "PULL OVER!" She said, "No! Mittens!"

[Jessu]

Here's one I got in a text around the time it snowed here in Texas in December.

Why did it snow in Southeast Texas?
We officially have a black president! Hell just froze over.

... Yeeeaaahh. xD

And the next one shall be censored.
Who was the greatest prostitute in history?
Ms. Pacman; for 25 cents she swallowed balls until she died.

[Skylands]

Q: What do you get when you cross Charizard, Venusaur, and Blastoise?
A: I don't know but it's crawling up your back!

Q: What does Snorlax and my father have in common?
A: They always snore.

Q: What do you call a chocolate Pikachu?
A: A SHOCKOLAT PIKACHU!

[Lord Fedora]

The chicken crossed the road. What happened?
He was run over by the rabbi and the priest on their way home from the bar.

[Vaughn]

Originally Posted by Skylands

Q: What do Team Rocket and an air balloon have in common?
A: They're all full of hot air!

That does not make sense. Team Rocket is a group of people, and they're not made up of air. IT would make much more sense if it was, "what do Team Rocket's balloon and an air balloon have in common? Hot air." Though, it would sound weird, having two balloons in the joke.

[Stinky]

Originally Posted by Neurotic Nero

That does not make sense. Team Rocket is a group of people, and they're not made up of air. IT would make much more sense if it was, "what do Team Rocket's balloon and an air balloon have in common? Hot air." Though, it would sound weird, having two balloons in the joke.

Full of hot air is an expression, meaning that they talk a lot, without saying anything of meaning.

[Skylands]

Q: Why Psyduck always holding its head?
A: Because Psyduck scared its head will came off!

Q: How do you fit 5,000 Charizard's on a bus?
A: You "poke em on!"

Q: Which Pokemon lives in the arctic and says no?
A: Articuno!