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06-08-2009, 07:28 PM
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DO YOU GAIZ GUT NE JOWKEZ???????????11111111111111?1!
no seriously, do you? Tell 'em here. FORUM RULES APPLY BETCHES 
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06-08-2009, 11:59 PM
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lol I have mother-in-law jokes. :x (I remembered them from chistes.com)
A man was walking down the street when suddenly he saw his wife running over towards him. Gasping and clearly worried, she cried, "Honey, my mother's been stung by a scorpion!" The man asks, "Only one? I put two in the box." ~.~ A man was meeting with his friend. The friend notices that the man's clothes are muddied, torn, and bloodied from cuts he had suffered. Aghast, he asks, "What happened?" The man replies, "Oh I just came back from my mother-in-law's funeral." "So you accidentally fell into the hole?" "Nah, she didn't want to go in." ~.~ Hehe. ^^; *runs from all mother-in-laws* - Kat
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06-09-2009, 01:15 AM
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Lol I have a ton of blonde jokes. NO OFFENSE YOU GAIZ :O
She was Soooooooo Blonde . . . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * At the bottom of an application where it says ' Sign here: ' she wrote ' Sagittarius. ' * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * She sent a fax with a stamp on it. * Under ' education ' on her job application, she put ' Hooked On Phonics. ' * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said ' Concentrate. ' * She told me to meet her at the corner of ' WALK ' and ' DON ' T WALK. ' * She tried to put M&M ' s in alphabetical order. * She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money. * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, ' Airport Left, ' she turned around and went home. * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. * She thought if she spoke her mind, she ' d be speechless. * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. * She had a shirt that said ' TGIF, ' which she thought stood for ' This Goes In Front. ' * She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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06-09-2009, 01:35 AM
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Mabey a little censorship for this one.
Out of all your fathers sperm, I cant believe you were the fastest. Q.What did the lesibean Vampire say to the other? A. See you next month.
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06-09-2009, 02:44 AM
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Q. What kind of man shaves 10 times a day but still has a beard/moustache?
A. A barber! ~TD
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06-09-2009, 03:18 AM
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Oh I love threads like these. XD
Anyway. Teacher: Name one important thing that didn't exist one hundred years ago. Student: Me.
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06-09-2009, 04:12 AM
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Lol, this thread is so win I laughed my arse off
 -Volcan-
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06-09-2009, 05:08 AM
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what did batman tell robin before they got in the car?
get in the car robin what's the difference between a plastic bag and michael jackson? one is used for carrying stuff and the other is a child molester
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06-09-2009, 07:49 AM
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I DISLIKE PEOPLE WHO MAKE FUN OF MICHAEL JACKSON& I'm looking at you, Dynamik.
WHAT HAPPENS TO MJ WHEN HE DIES? HE GETS RECYCLED INTO PLASTIC BAGS!!!!111
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06-09-2009, 08:16 AM
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A turtle crossed a road and was robbed by two snails. When the police came and asked the turtle what he responded, "I don't know it happened so fast,"
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06-09-2009, 09:52 AM
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Anyway. What happens when Batman and Robin get crushed by... anything-ranging-from-Chuck Norris-to-Godzilla-to-a random car-to-a-meteorite? Flatman and Ribbon. XP
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06-09-2009, 05:53 PM
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Q: What do you get if you put a parrot into a washing machine?
A: A Poliwhirl! Q: What's Meowth's favorite snack? A: Pay Day! Q: What is Pikachu's favorite pie? A: Pikan pie
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06-10-2009, 01:13 AM
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Q: What do you get when you cross Pikachu with Haunter?
A: Pikaboo Q:What is Pikachu's favorite candy? A:Shock~tarts! Q: Which Pokemon can count to 3 in Spanish? A: Arctic-uno, Zap-dos, Mol-tres.
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