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Old 12-16-2008, 09:28 AM
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... The title of the thread and... yeah. D:

In other news, here is my humour entry.

... It's not even funny. D:

Name: Splishee
Team: The Nameless Soldiers



Douchebag: "Hey man, could I borrow 5 bucks?"

Penishead: "Hang on, my spidey senses are tingling!!"

Douchebag: "Dude, you have a ***** for a head. Not exactly 'tingling' material."

Penishead: "Is it?"

Douchebag: "Oh... OH DUDE. That's gross! Oh, yuck! Come on now, this humour entry is supposed to be PG 13!"

Penishead: "Oh..."


Douchebag: "Hey man, could I borrow 5 bucks?"

Penishead: "To what particular cause would thy money contribute-eth?"

Douchebag: "..."

Penishead: "..."

Douchebag: "..."

Penishead: "..."

Douchebag: "..."

Penishead: "Your silence greatly unnerve-eths me."


Douchebag: "Hey man, could I borrow 5 bucks?"

Penishead: "Uh... line?"

Random-offstage-guy-who-wishes-he-was-the-star-LIFE-IS-SO-HARD-YEAH?: "'Hang on, what...'"

Penishead: "Hang on, what.... ... line?!"

Random-offstage-guy-who-wishes-he-was-the-star-LIFE-IS-SO-HARD-YEAH?: "'Is this money...'"

Penishead: "Is this money... ... line?!!"

Random-offstage-DONTMAKEMETYPEITAGAIN-kills-self: "'Going towards'!!"

Penishead: "... Something in shorts?"


Penishead: "Okay guys. I'm totally gonna get it this time. I'm so ready."

Douchebag: "Uh, we're rolling."

Penishead: "... Oh."


If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

What if the horse has no legs?!?!




Douchebag: "Hey man, could I borrow five bucks?"

Penishead: "Hang on, what is this money going towards?"

Douchebag: "Well, I've started up a small business but I've hit some roadbumps along the way. I can't afford bankruptcy, so I really need some money from you and maybe some others. Whaddya say, help a fella out?!"

Penishead: "STFU 817|-|. G7F0 73|-| 1|\|73R|\|375!!!"

Douchebag: "... Did you just speak in leet?"

Penishead: "... Yeah."



*Stage hand walks across stage with coffee*

*Sees the camera rolling*

*Grins and rips off clothes - wearing bright pink spandex underneith*

*Tap dances*

Stagehand: "Now I know how it feels to be Scott!"

TAKE 10284394729195279125719284129:

Douchebag: "Hey man, can I borrow..."

Penishead: "Leave me alone!"

Douchebag: "... But I was just -"

Penishead: "My mum just died, okay? I'm in a bit of distress right now."

Douchebag: "Oh, god, man. Oh, god. Sorry, dude. I didn't know."


Douchebag: "That wasn't funny."


Douchebag: "Poking fun at family deaths has no comedic value. Anything to do with the deceased is considered tacky in the world of comedians (unless it's Hitler). You should be ashamed."

Penishead: "... I think I just got owned."


Penishead: "LOL"

Douchebag: "LOL"

-both shot-






Laptop died. Using phone.

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Old 12-18-2008, 09:58 PM
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Team: Nameless Soldiers
(Spartans? Hello? guess not)

T3h 3n+Ry

Errm…Wow. For starters.

I got no clue what the heck these are >.<
Im sorry for being a uneducated teenager too busy face booking and socializing to watch the news and keep tabs on the US’s tanking economy.
Sorry for being a ignorant blip on the face of the earth.
Even though I am only 14 and don’t have a job
(because people would rather hire a lousy, irresponsible, goofing off 18 year old then a responsible hard working 14 year old. Just because the 18 year old can smoke, or go to clubs or has 4 more years of school, probably failed years, under their belt.)


Ahem. Yea. Sorry for not knowing xD
Ima go ask my Daddy cuz he knows everything about everything =3 and he is the ultimate Dad in the whole wide world and I love him. >D

*consults Dad*

The Economy sucks. Don’t worry about it Stank toe (his nickname for me after he watched the Angry Beavers) your too young and crazy to understand it. It would short out your brain”

Thanks Dad =D Can always count on you.

So with asking Dad=failing. I went to the second best source I could find.


NO!!!!!!! *STAB*

You use Wiki and you DIE DIE DIE DIE.
Anyone can edit that shizz.

Originally Posted by Fish
Fish are aquatic creatures that give birth through eggs. They get oxygen from water through their gills. Trhey cannot get it any other way. They usually eat vegetation. But some of them are carnivorous (eats other organisms)
Could turn into…
I like fish. They are small little hairy beasts with wings and feathers on their bum. (bumdiddly bum bum, bum bum) and I think they should rule the world. Most people (like me) have a “Fish Fetish” aka they are turned on by fishies. Fishies breath in rainbow gas and poop out puppies.[/qoute]

And until a mod of the site stumbles along it that is how it will STAY!
(my school will stamp a big fat F on your assignment iffn it is cited near Wiki O.o Oh shozz….*rewrites Bibliograhpy for her “Mitochondria” Project) off topic.
To learn about Bailouts I visited:
Some random Government site I found via Google.

And I learned
Bailouts are essintly all our taxes being given to a failing company. So it can keep from failing and Fu- screwing up our economy even further. (and without Bailouts many car companies would tank. And we would all lose our jobs and the Great Depression will be pwned by a new depression called. “THE UBER SUCKISH DEPRESSION OF SADDENUSS DUE TO THE STUPIDTY OF CARS AND RUST’S OVERPRICED DEATHWING MODEL to be explained in further detail later)

Right. Now that I know what it is…time to make my brain vomit/excrete some funnies!

Random Notion
If we bailout people who are failing at economic stuffs. Can we bailzout the people failing..oh..lets say..Algebra? :x Just a idea. You know..the “No Student Left Behind” just fork Me failinjg peoples some cash if they stop failing? You know..cuz that would definatly modivate me some people
(I am actually not failing..I have a D….+…so yea…pwned.)

But yea. Random thourhg that popped into my head.

The randomness of..PIE
My Chorus teacher is preggers <333333333333

Good for her..stay on topic dearie.

Fail. I am angry at yooh, leave thos place and never come back!

Bailout…dumb name..

Random Man:Ahaha Ima bail y’all outta y’erll!

(Yes I can make fun of rednecks because my mother’s side of the family happens to be one O.o I know because when I was 7 my granddaddy took me deer hunting with him and told me “This is what real rednecks do” then shot a deer in the back…)

Bailout. Sound more like a jail term. Which, well it is! Bailout in a jail sense is when someone does something stupid (ie, “Illegal” but that word has no meaning ;]) and gets caught by the Popo and thrown in the big house. If you bail them out (contrary to common beilef) they are not off the hook. If they have a trail, that just means they don’t have to wait in jail till the trial :O HURRAY NO STANKY ROOMs.

Alright >.> I say that says a lot about Bailouts in the economy. If you catch my drift. If you don’t the next section should summerize it.

The Universal Definition of “Bailout”

To pay money, for someone who ahs done something wrong to get away with it.


Random notion 2

Caps help emphasis when I am spazzticly (that is not a word p.p Microsoft Word said so *add*) screaming at the top of the lungs. Just a heads up ;)


I be drawing Piccyturz for this Shizz


Ape2k example.

Right…real stuff

The economy in the U.S is phaling. Not failing, but it has upgraded to a bonafied ‘PH” failing Phail. We are slipping into a recession (much like my Algebra teachers hair line) and will slowly be in yet another depression. There is no way to get around depressions. There is a cycle. If your on a track, you cant just turn around and go the other way.

So, there is no way to get away from it, so why spend all our money on PUTTING OFF THE FUTURE!
The Future is LIFE. The present is fine…but geeze wasting money better spent on..I dunno. HEALTH CARE

You people who need help can get it!

(…Who put that picture there O_O *hides* im not crazy *fail*)

So yea. I am done and this one sucked. BUT I MADE MY OWN PICCYTURS
So yea. I a done and I failed miserably >.> Failed!

[size=1] (Plus I don’t think You can win twice in a row ^.^ *stabbed* :p)

I forgot about Rust’s Deathwing Model xD. It be a car he invented during “Rust Time” (See Depression cycle chart) which started the whole “bailout” shizz. Because of the high price it took to make it and everyone would rather buy Nameless Soldier: Sexy Busses.

Okay I am done.
Please vote (:
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Old 12-19-2008, 02:33 AM
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Bailout? Bailout? Lame. Why? Because it's a compound word. And I never liked compound words in second grade. Like, who can spell sunshine when they're eight? I feel like bailout is horrible. Just horrible. But let's see how bailout can be humorous. Hmm...

To the actual definition of bailout, the act of parachuting from an aircraft, esp. to escape a crash, fire, etc. Once again - fail. We're not looking for that definition. ECONOMY/MAKERS OF DICTIONARY.COM/PEOPLE WHO DID THE PAGE BAILOUT ON THE DICTIONARY.COM, YOU SUCK. No really, how is this going to be helpful when I'm making a speech against it? Dude, let's go to the other definitions.

-scrolls down the page- Meanwhile in Bottom of the Page,

A rescue from financial difficulties Is that right? I'm not too smart. Hopefully it is. Well, a rescue from financial difficulties. Let's take an example from one member. Charizard_Michelle buys his men clothes in Limited Too. But then the stock market crashed... so as the female clothes in the Hot Topic got cheaper to ten cents, then he went there. Bailout, right?

Let's take a bigger definition of the word. But remember to not read the long words, don't strain yourself, Cruz So I found out... The financial rescue of a faltering business or other organization. Government guarantees for loans made to Chrysler Corporation constituted a bailout. Okay, so if you take out the big words like financial, rescue, faltering (OH HELL NAW GIRL), business, other, organization, government, guarantees, Chrysler, corporation, constituted, bailout it reads The of a or for made to a.

See? Makes no sense at all. (spazzes, crushcrushcrush lyrics! <3) Ahem. See, big words kill. So don't use them. So back to the bailout shizz. It makes no sense. So why bother? Nobody cares about it, because they don't understand. So while we make jokes about Chris Crocker -ahem-, using nasty words -ahem-, and bolding numbers, we should just give it away.

Now, would anyone want more crushcrushcrush lyrics? <3 NO!

Okay, that was fail. Let's consult someone smarter, like my teacher, perhaps? Yes. Let's ask her what she thinks about this. I'll put this mic to our conversation so I have proof of this.


Excuse me, please stop screaming. FAIL. I don't know, it's horrible. And I heard from this whackjob it doesn't make sense. What do you think about it?


Ahem, may I go back to my work?


So there we go. While someone whacko (that was not me) was making random comments, the teacher thinks it makes no sense. She never said it, but she meant it. Hell yeah, she meant it. So we come to the conclusion that bailout makes no sense. And while Alana finishes her statement with some pictures, I'll end mine with big words. That's the end of my humor shizz.


This speech is not intended to offend anyone. Even if some of the evidence stated is true. -cough-
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Old 12-19-2008, 08:26 AM
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Lol. By the way, this is written in noobish.

The Cheerleaders!:

Did U no? Scottehs clothez r frome theh wonam's sectian. Apparattaly heez 2 skiiny 4 da manz clofthz. Soeh hee gotte a baillot fing bcause hee dosentt 8 enufe ehfry daye. LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMg!!!!!!! Hearse a pictuwre offe a baillot.


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Old 12-19-2008, 09:04 PM
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Old 12-19-2008, 09:19 PM
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The Lost Pioneers

The Abridged Persons Guide to the Economy.

Welcome to The Abridged Persons Guide to the Economy.
This guide will explain everything you need to know about the economy, from mortages to bailouts.

1. Banking.

First of all, DO NOT PUT YOUR MONEY IN BANKS. The bankers know eveyrthing about you, your pin number, your account and will steal of your money and give it all to The Big People. You should put all of your cash, cheques and other forms of money in your chimney, because then your security system will protect it.
Then, you must lock your credit card up in your vault, and blow up the vault.

Now, lets see a real-life version of this.

Mrs. Haze: omg liek ttlly safe
Mr. Doormat and Mrs. Haze: WUUUUTTT!
Vault: A BANKER.

See how successful this tactic is?

2. Bailouts.

Bailouts are when someone injects a large influx of money into your company, bringing it back from the clutches of The Big People, who want utter control of your dead company.

But, why did your company fail in the first place? Lets take a word from George. W. Bush.

Click Here for Advice

'Lol stupid people, we have utter control over them."

See why your company failed? Now, lets move on to number 3.

3. Women and Money.

Women should not be trusted with your money, as they have a gentic disorder called "Sale Syndrome". These tends to make women overspend at stores when there is a sale on. This is why men are generally in control of the money in the house.

4. Gambling.

Gamble, and you will always win lots of money.
Never play blackjack, as it is offensive in New Orleans.
Indian casinos are actually indian graveyards.
Those are a few hints in gambling.

Now, why does gambling affect the economy?
Because people pour $123456789 billion dollars into it each DECADE, which means $666 dollars every second! If someone was to buy gambling, they'dbe the richest person to ever exist!
Speaking of gambling...*pulls lever*.

5. Credit Cards.

Thank you for reading The Abridged Persons Guide to the Economy, and hopefully this will help you later in life.

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Old 12-22-2008, 02:01 AM
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WEEK Three

CHristmas Trees

-Surprise me
-Can use PE2K members.
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Old 12-22-2008, 03:05 AM
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Ooo, fun topic.

Christmas Trees:
The Nameless Soldier's Picture Edition

1. You can do just about ANYTHING with Christmas trees.

Example 1:

Example Two (huggie buddy):

2. They make awesome cat toys.



4. You don't have to have a pine tree.

5. You can use your imagination and pretend your throwing a Christmas party and act like there's a tree there instead of a wall.

And that ends my presentation.
.previously known as White Wolf of the Snow.
[12:38:59 AM] GallantlyGlaceon: ...So how do we do this? XD
[12:39:20 AM] Sight of the Stars: it's nothing really big, just usually a note in your sig that's all like 'paired with soandso'
[12:39:44 AM] Sight of the Stars: just be like "SIGHT OF THE STARZ IS MAH BIZNITCH"
[12:39:57 AM] GallantlyGlaceon: XDDD
[12:39:59 AM] Sight of the Stars: and I'll be like "GALLANTLYGLACEON IS MAH HOE."
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Old 12-23-2008, 05:03 PM
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Third week, but I can still make it up to my team...

Name: SuperBoy
Team: The Cheerleaders
Name of Entry: Pe2k and the Curious Case of the Missing Christmas Trees

Oh, hello everyone! This is SuperBoy here, but go ahead and call me Soups. My close friend Chars came up with the name, and don't worry, she won't eat you if you use it. Anyways, I was just headed for my daily Pe2k run, posting in important threads and chatting with my groupies, but I got caught up here in this thread. Now, I don't know if this is only exclusive to my PC or anythin', but I met this really strange person, maybe even a ghost perhaps...

He calls himself Old Harry, or the Great Ultra-Great Mega Ultra Great Internet half of HKim. He stopped me and started explaining to me how I was the future and how I had great things ahead of me. Yeah, I know, it's strange, but he was realllllly serious. Anyhoo, he told me a story and also told me that I should share it with others. He's says that only the greatest can hear this story, and I was one of them. And well guess what? You're all great and wonderful to me, so I guess who can all hear this story!

This is how it started. Christmas was always the biggest holiday in his days, and he firmly stated that Pe2k always bought the annual Pe2k Christmas tree. Well, lately, they've been stolen. Yeah, I know, plot twist in such a mediocre story... :P

Anyhoo, everyone thought that the Grinch had come to the site, but no, in fact it was Old Rusty. Rusty was just like the Grinch and he had been stealing mistletoes and stockings for years. However, he never stole gifts, mainly because of two reasons. One, his LifeWing was stolen from him when he was just a kiddo and he doesn't want anyone to suffer the same amount of depression that he had. Second, he had a strange fetish for Christmas trees. I know...WEIRDO!

So anyways, he stole the PE2k Christmas tree and touched it in weird and strange ways...

Neo the Great, Chars the HI-Larious, and Soups the Sup3rific were the three ghosts of Christmas past. Neo was the ghosh of the past, Chars was the ghost of the present, and Soups was the ghost of the future. Neo took Old Rusty back into the past, showing him the many beatings he received in the countless amount of RP duels and that proved to him that there were more depressing things than losing a LifeWing.

Chars reminded Rusty of the missing happiness in the village of Pe2k. Ever since Rusty stole the Christmas tree, he made everyone depressed. Chars reminded Old Rusty that just because he was depressed didn't mean that everyone else had to suffer. He shouldn't be sooooo SELFISH!!!

Finally, Soups confronted him and told him of the future. He told him how someday the LifeWing would come back to him and destroy his pitiful, depressing Deathwing. Also, he told him how he would someday take over Pe2k and defeat Neo in a SINGLE RP duel. Also, he told him that if he didn't return the Christmas tree, everyone would get a LifeWing but himself. Immediately, Old Rusty had a new spirit and returned the Christmas tree. Funny thing is, Soups lied about the last part!!! xP

And that, my children, is the story of the mysterious case of the missing Christmas trees. The moral...lying to people to get them to make everyone happy is WONDERFUL!!! Just kidding! :P

Anyhoo, this is Soups, and no, I'm not Soups the Sup3rific! I'm just...Soups...

If this wasn't funny to any of you...BAH HUMBUG! Talk to OLD HARRY and maybe he'll renew your humourous spirit. Until next time...

Stay Gold. Paired with Kenny.C002 [My Toby xP]
Dreams are everlasting...
Simply Super!
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Old 12-24-2008, 02:45 PM
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Notes: I made mine personal :) Because it is christmas and all

O Christmas tree
O Christmas tree
You smell so good and fresh yea
O Christmas tree
O Christmas tree
I want to eat your needles

OH COME ON????? I am not the only one.
And now, a Poem by me. About my Christmas eve and my Christmas tree.

I am not the only one, who thinks the needles of the sacred pine smell yummy.
I am not the only one, who has fantasized about them in my tummy
Not the only one, who stares with glee
In hope that I can marry that lovely Christmas tree
Its covered in lights, dazzling with glory
And tacky oranaments sent over from my dear aunt Lory
Candy canes older then me hanging from twigs
And the distinct odor the mint, coupled with figs
Under the tree sits pleasures galore
My dog sleeping soundly and starting to snore,
My family sits gathered
Round the Christmas tree tonight
As our annual Christmas eve party begins with a firght
My uncle Phil will come speeding
Down the school zone for sure
In his speedy camaro and BMX brochure
“The black man” as we called him
Will make a big scene
Bout the little dancing elf’s
And lack of sour crème
My grandma will come next,
In her big box-like car
And bring with her cookies shaped like a star
And her fudge
O that fudge!
I savor the bites
I sit on the couch stuffing my face all the night
My family will cower at my spazztic mood
And then my sister will begin to brood
Then comes aunt Cindy,
With her stupid BF
And her awesome daughter
My bestest BFF
Ally is her name
And cheering is her game
She is the best of the best at everything she does
And I love her so much, well, just because
Then comes Josh, Cindy’s oldest son
On his speedy enw motorcyle he will arrive
With no leather jacket and helmet untied
He will be scorend for reckless driving
And reminded of Christmas past
When he wrecked his sports car
And that sure did not last.
All the kids will go to the basement
For games and for tricks
While the adults sit upstairs with liquor
And pour each other licks
The kids will screech with randomness
As we always do
The adults will tell stories
And have another drink or two
At the end of the night we all say our goodbyes
As we sit by the tree and think of all the days ‘highs’
Then BRRIIINNNNGG its midnights and we are off to bed
I lay in my room with a pillow under my head.
Awaiting the presents, I know what is to come
Under the tree they will wait
Ah I cannot wait for that date
That Glorious Christmas tree will house my desires
And the house will smell like pine
For hours and hours.

>:D A exact prediction of my night to night
You know what I hate..

Over done tree’s
There so covered in ornaments
I just want to sneeze
You can see the tree
Not a single bit of the pine
Not a ploom of a branch nor the barks little behind
Too many lights!
Too many ornaments!
Too many usless bulbs
That you lose the sight of the tree
The ceatiful symbol itself
It is the foucs, not what you adorn it in.

So I say take a few of the bulbs and shizz off >.> I mean jezzuz!
Its leaning!
Im sure if it could talk
That pine would be screaming
From the giant weight
Of useless nacks
And all the pricks of useless nicks.
How I hate the over done trees
They are sick is disgutsing

:D Ermmm
I also hate fake trees!

>.> And pre lit ones?? Where is the flippin fun of going out and picking a tree with the famz?


I happen to know for a fact, that most people who celebrate Hannuka (Or atleast my screwed up friends)
Like decorating the tree’s even if they don’t celebrate the holiday.

Infact, my friend Alisha likes to decorate them so much. We invented something for her [:


I little bush that we will decorate with Stars and stuff (: A jewish Christmas tree as she calls it :D

Flail? ME NO?

My tree almost broke :x Like, we let my dad pick it out.
It was 9 feet tall xD
We had to cut like 2-3 feet off that sucker. And then when we were decorating it
It fell on me O.o because it was still too large. And scraped the ceiling.
Jr. left a dent in the roof
Yes we name our Christmas trees

(A guide)

Let a younger sibling name it.
Once my sister named it “Trunk Lover the Love” O.o yea. For real

2) Pick new names each year. Don’t name a tree after another. That shows lack of creativeness and stupidity (not a lack of stoopudness but a severe havingness of it)

-.-” Every year my tree is a friggin male
Dale Ernhardt
The big man
Trunk Lover the Love
(lotsa ‘uces” and a lot of Dale ernhardt-ness…he was god though xD)

This year his name Dale Ernhardt Jr. xD Because he is my Dad’s new fav Racer.
>.> NASCAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright that is all I can muster >..I I have to go and cook for the party.

Happy Holidays to all
And to all a good night (:
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Oh Christmas Tree! Oh Christmas Tree! Oh how something something!

For real? WHy do I judge HUmor again now?

Ok. FOr what everybody been waiting for. The presents under the tree. Oh wait....I mean results.

Time for the results!

First the runner ups!

White Wolf of the Snow- Not much to say. More could have been done but really. Meh. Can't say much.

Now the winners!

SuperBoy of The CHEERLEADERS- This is the first place star in the sky. Now that was really funny. I found myself laughing at the good mix of junk you place in there.

Alana Marie of Nameless- Now it wasn't really that funny but it got more laughs to get second.

Now we wait. And pray for the next theme.

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Old 12-29-2008, 03:38 AM
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One day, Scott walked to his closet and pulled out a frilly pink dress with blue flowers.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. thise iz mey favourote drese." said Scott. He pulled it on. "Perrrfict."

He walked to the PE2k politic center, where all the mods throw parties and get drunk while discussing politics.

"Yo dudez." said Scott, walking in. He saw Neo hitting Rust's head with a baseball bat. "Ohe Noez!" said Scott, taking away Neo's bat. Neo looked at Scott in the eye.

"Gimme itt backssse!" said Neo, jumping up and down for it. Now, you may be wondering why Neo was jumping up and down. Well, it's because he's a midget Pikachu.

"I'm notz a Migdet Pikahcu!" yelled neo, jumping up and down.

"I'll letz U haveh itt ife U Sitte dowwneh and eate a Dognute." said Scott, putting him on a cushion and giving him a Doughnut. After one bite, Neo fell asleep.

"Hehehe...Laxeativvez ruole." said Scott, who kicked Rust. Just then, Sarah came in.

"OMG! Scottz, what did U do!" cried Sarah, kicking Scott in the shin.

"Neo wass beinge meeeane to Ruuste..." said Scott, who was clutching his shin in pain. just then, PE2k walked in.

"Yo dudez. Letz get Drunk." he Said, giving everyone a bottle of very, very stong alcahol.

Now, you see, Neo was a Pikachu. he was turned into one at the Pikachu Survivor game and hasn't changed back.

The end.

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Old 12-29-2008, 06:24 PM
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Cake Hunters

Politics aren't really politics anymore because of the media. Take Obama for example.

Person who actually takes part in politics and stuffs: Hey, I'm so glad Obama won, I mean he really cares about the issues---

Person who--errm, doesn't: OMG! HE LYK RAWKS! I MEAN LYK HE LYK IS GETTIN A DOG!1!!!11

Person who doesn't number 2: I bought a plate with hiz face on it from the magical talking box that lives in front of my couch!-droolz-

Politics for Kids

Kids, they either care or don't.

Kid who cares: Hey, who would you vote for?

Kid who doesn't: I'm voting for McCaine cuz my mom is and Obamaz muslim.

Other kid who doesn't: And his name rhymes with candy cane and candy is good!

The Donut of Politics
Dun duh dun!

Politician guy: Hey, a donut isn't really a nut.

Other politic guy: Well, it's made out of dough, so...

Politic guy number c: LETZ HAVE A DEBATE ABOUT IT!

Stupid Politicians


He starts a huge war for nothing and nothing happens to him, but when John Edwards has an affair he's the third worst person of the year by vote of the people. WHAT IZ WRONG WITH DA PEOPLE?

Whos is "The People"? Cuz last time I checked I wasn't a people person.

Pika Politics

Pikachu for Prez
Kid who doesn't care: He's got my vote!

The Donkey and The Elephant

Who wants a Donkey to represent them? Not me.

Then of course, there are things like these

In conclusion

It's all downhill from here.

follow the flamin shaymin to Royal's Royal Pokemon

call me Royal

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The Cheerleaders
The Story

Attention readers: The following story may not be suitable for children under the age of one. If you just happen to be at that unlucky age, then please ask your mommy or daddy for a bowl of water. You'll need it to wipe your eyes out because you won't be able to understand this gibberish. If you happen to be any older, well, try to understand this story, because quite frankly, even the author doesn't even understand it. Enjoy.


--> A strange wind blows by, ruffling the hair of both Soups and Chars <--

Chars: Strange, isn't it?

Soups: I'd be stupid if I didn't agree.

Chars: Do you have any clue of what I'm talking about?

Soups: My awesomeness?

Chars: Yes, Soups. Yes...

--> Chars is obviously aggravated. Wind continues to blow by <--

Soups: The country is screwed sideways, upways, downways, horizontalways, and all ways. There's no telling if the problem at hand could be solved now...

Chars: Anything is possible. I mean, look at you. You use to be apart of that lame wannabe street gang, Secret Agent Band, who obviously didn't have anything better to do with their lives. And now, you're sitting here on top of this abandoned warehouse with me, waiting to complete the mission.

Soups: Yeah, I suppose you're correct. President Sony-Wii has communications heavily monitored and totalitarian government is now ruling the land...

Chars: Put the Mirror's Edge booklet down, Soups. Our target has arrived.

--> The wind factor suddenly stops as two strangle figures step outside of two vans <--

Rust: It's only a matter of time until the Universal Donut-Reactor activates...

Ski: Correct, henchman. Now, give me a napkin. The crumbs from this delicious donut are falling onto my precious Valhallian Wing-Z t-shirt.

Rust: Yes, sir. Limited edition?

Ski: Just go get it!

--> Back to Soups and Chars <--

Chars: Target confirmed. Take the shot.

Soups: Alright.

--> At the end of the story, the donut in Ski's hand was successfully assassinated. The end. <--

And yes, this makes no sense! :P
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