Sorry for the delay. I loved writing this one, and I wanted it perfect.
I saw a chewed piece of gum,
And a thought came to me.
What if the gum could talk?
What was it's family?
It would say, "My dear aunt was
chewed by the Queen of France.
And through the lips, she did see
The kings purple underpants!"
"My Cousin twice removed,
(from the package, you know)
Was chewed by a rather dumb statue,
who said, 'Dum Dum, Go Go'"
"My father was chewed by
The Repulsive Beauragarde child.
He had a long, long, long, long life,
but it was constantly wild."
"My sister was chewed by
some Rachel Scott; who was nice.
It was tragic what happened to her
(my sister). She got stuck on ice."
I would marvel at the gum,
And ask, "What about you?"
The gum would simply say,