I have some jokes. Warning, they might be cheesy.
Britney Spears walks into a bar. What does the person who follows her do?
Get ran over by paparazzi.
Why are bees so cheap?
Because they're stingy! :o
A Blonde goes to K-Mart to buy curtains. She said to the salesman,
'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains
He shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'
'Seventeen inches ?' asked the salesman. 'That sounds very small, what room are they for ?'
The blonde says, 'They aren't for a room, they are for my new computer monitor.'
The surprised salesman replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains !'
The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo .. I've got Windoooooows.......'
Just watch. =D
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
Mom: 'Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.'
Son: 'But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.'
Mom: 'Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.'
Son: 'One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.'
Mom: 'Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.'
Son: 'Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?'
Mom: 'One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
Yeah, I know. They're either cheesy, or from forwards. =P