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Old 06-15-2008, 12:08 AM
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Default Re: The Humor Thread [Turn that frown upside down :D]

I get that same type of feeling (from the letter to the parent) when no one believes me. Yeesh.

I've got e-mails that say humans are doomed, because of what we do. Here are a few.

Labels:
(On a childs superman costume) Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
(On childrens cough medicine) Do not drive or operate machinery when taking this medication
(On sleep endouser pill bottle) Warning: This medication may cause drowsiness

LOL!

Only in America do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet
coke.
Only in America does a pizza truck get to your house faster then an ambulance.

Theres more, and I'll post 'em later.
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Old 06-15-2008, 01:08 AM
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Q.What's black and blue and red all over?
A.When I get down with you.

Lame I know but I can be funnier! It's a joke a created....(yes a little dry)
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Heres some I found on google.
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A little bit of my own humor surfing the web.
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Old 06-15-2008, 06:52 PM
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A little bit of my own humor surfing the web.
Lol.

I took one pokemon quiz, and no matter how I answered the questions, I got Lucario each time. xP
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Old 06-15-2008, 07:07 PM
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A blonde woman listening to an iPod walks into a barber shop.
The Barber says, "Take of your headphones."
She says, "I can't cause then I'll die."
"Take off your headphones", the barber repeated.
"I can't or else I'll die!", she yelled.
So the barber takes her headphones off. She dies.
The barber puts on the headphones, and what he hears is, " Breathe in, breathe out." Over and over again.

Hahahaha!
A joke my friend told me.
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Old 06-16-2008, 11:23 PM
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small but funny:



I had to add it in:
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http://bandyhumor.com is nice, but some material is inappropriate.

Good one:

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LOL. NOTE: The boo*s in the second picture are merely scarves. :X





Also:



That's kinda telling kids to go to the bar. And that's not good. Kids going to the bar for an espresso and a puppy? Heck, that's dumb. Go look for a bar that actually gives kids beer. That's why kids should go to bars. :/
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Oh! I love the Unattened Children signs!
'Unatended Children will be thrown into the crocodile pit, no questions asked.'
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I got on. e;o

1) Why don't you take a shower with a pokemon.

Cause he'll peek-at-chu.
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Every joke is in different colors.

Bob's wife was pissed. Bob had forgotten his anniversary...again. His wife told him, "I want a gift in the driveway tomorrow that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds."

The next morning, there was a present gift wrapped in the driveway the next morning. Bob's wife went outside and quickly unwrapped the present. Inside the box, there was....

A scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.



Cars were invented as a way to escape from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, he invented the car accident.

The Great Wall of China was built to keep Chuck Norris out of China. I failed miserably.

*ON A BAG OF AIRLINE PEANUTS* Warning:May Contain Nuts

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I have some jokes. Warning, they might be cheesy.

Britney Spears walks into a bar. What does the person who follows her do?
Get ran over by paparazzi.
-next joke-
Why are bees so cheap?
Because they're stingy! :o
-next joke-
A Blonde goes to K-Mart to buy curtains. She said to the salesman,

'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains

He shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.

The blonde promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'

'Seventeen inches ?' asked the salesman. 'That sounds very small, what room are they for ?'

The blonde says, 'They aren't for a room, they are for my new computer monitor.'

The surprised salesman replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains !'

The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo .. I've got Windoooooows.......'
-next video-
Just watch. =D
-next joke-
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

Mom: 'Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.'

Son: 'But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.'

Mom: 'Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.'

Son: 'One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.'

Mom: 'Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.'

Son: 'Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?'


Mom: 'One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
the school.

Yeah, I know. They're either cheesy, or from forwards. =P
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Old 06-26-2008, 03:22 AM
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LoL. Watch dis video! I sware I think I busted a gut when I first watched it.
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