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Old 05-10-2008, 03:35 AM
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Hi, my name is Harry Bottom. I live in Coolsville. I am a member of the all retard coolsville band. I play the nose flutes, and ownage instrument which can rock the world. I play whever I go. PWEEE. PWEEE. PWEEE. Like that huh? Wish you could play the nose flutes. Sorry, u can;t, they're MINE. anyways, I gotz a friend. We callz him Doofy. He is very funny. One time, he wet himself while playing his instrument, the crotch pipes. We have a lot of fun LOL.

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Chapter 2 : Dis is a duo story, btw.

Hello, my name is doofy! I iz friend of Harry Bottom! I ply dah nose floot inside of harry all dah time! It so fun, but he get bottom juices on me.

I wish I could just blow away now, because there iz nuthing left 4 me to live 4. All hope is lost now that Harry Bottom is moved to college of Witch Craft and Laundry Matter.!!1

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Old 05-10-2008, 03:42 AM
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:cr ackup: Hi, I b Harry Bottom. Remember, that time when I said I pay the nose flutes and stuff. Anyways, today, I getz my first pokemon. I choseded an Unown. He knows Tackle, Splash, Tri-Attack, and Explosion. I am gonna pwn. Yesterday, I sawded a Pikablu and tried to catch it. But professsoroak showed up and said.

"No wai, u needz a level 5974 Mew3," he sayed

and so I creid until I saws a squirtle. Oh my gawd a TENATE MUTANT NINJA SQUIRTle. I roared and threw a pokemon square. I caught the squidssf and played the nose flutes. Pweeeeeeee. Pweeeeee Pweeeeeeee


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Hey there guys, it's Doofy here!



I just caught a slave today!



His name is Diglett!



He digs into Harry Bottom and gets chocolate gold!



I sell his chocolate to hungry people in Africa!



They don't understand the true value of the chocolate gold!



They just throw it at each other while making clicking noises!



Congrats on SQUIRTLDE, HARRY BOTTOM!!!!
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Old 05-10-2008, 03:50 AM
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Hi my name is HArry Bottom. PWEEE! I got a new yeler crn. I like yellow becuz it roxxorz. I named my squirtle yeller becuz it reminds me of a fire truck. I one played the nose flutes and bogers came out. Anwyays, Unown, yellow and me were a walking through Africa. i heard a click and some poo poo whater hit me. it tased good so I sold it to the devila. YAY ME!
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hello guys. it me, doofy!! today i found out that harry bottom got aids from some poo fights. he is now not able to play bottom games or else he will die. I wud not lyk it if he died because I would have no 1 to play bottom games with any moar. also, I am in luv with Harry Bottom's sister n4m3d Harry Butt Hole. She plays da harp and it soothes my soul! It makes me want to get lost in her soul and drift away. Leik yeah butt anyways i am going to try and show her my moves and maybe we can play butt games when Harry Bottom is dead! Who cares about my best friend if i had a l337 lady friend like Harry Butt Hole, eh?
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POO FIGHTS GAVE ME AIDS!!!!
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thanks 4 teh insight captin obvious!!! well on with the story. today I wrote a poem about harry butthole because i luv her soooooooooooooooooooooo much and cant get her out of my minD. It driving me loco it driving me oh so loco! As virtuous men pass mildly away,
And whisper to their souls to go,
Whilst some of their sad friends do say,
"Now his breath goes," and some say, "No."

So let us melt, and make no noise,
No tear-floods, nor sigh-tempests move;
'Twere profanation of our joys
To tell the laity our love.

Moving of th' earth brings harms and fears;
Men reckon what it did, and meant;
But trepidation of the spheres,
Though greater far, is innocent.

Dull sublunary lovers' love
—Whose soul is sense—cannot admit
Of absence, 'cause it doth remove
The thing which elemented it.

But we by a love so much refined,
That ourselves know not what it is,
Inter-assurčd of the mind,
Care less, eyes, lips and hands to miss.

Our two souls therefore, which are one,
Though I must go, endure not yet
A breach, but an expansion,
Like gold to aery thinness beat.

If they be two, they are two so
As stiff twin compasses are two;
Thy soul, the fix'd foot, makes no show
To move, but doth, if th' other do.

And though it in the centre sit,
Yet, when the other far doth roam,
It leans, and hearkens after it,
And grows erect, as that comes home.

Such wilt thou be to me, who must,
Like th' other foot, obliquely run;
Thy firmness makes my circle just,
And makes me end where I begun.

PS - I did not actually write it. I stole it from John Donne!

Thx 4 the poem, John Donne! U iz gonna win me a harry butthole!
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I am an American. leet. I gots to fly in a helly copper. Weoeooeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeooeoeeeeeeeeooooooooooo ooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooo oooooooooooooo CHIN CHIN CHIN uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppp ppp SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I made it 2 America and went hop. I saw my friend Doofy playing the crotch pipe wth my sister Harry Butthole. I LAUGHEd.

"BBQ, WHATS GOING ON HEREA!>A@!"@"

"We was playing Super Mario Brother,s' Doofy laughed.

"I like t eat pie," Harry Butthole said,.

So we dsat dpwn for a nice bowl of pie when suddenly a giant.....
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when suddenly a giant lesbian robot named cindy crawford grabbed me doofy by the ear she. she swung him arund leik a ragol untilll his ear fel of. 1th hiz ear fel of we sed he lookd leik george after snape shot hiz ear of in ordar of the fenix!
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I'll save u doofy! I yellezd , grabbing a Pokemon square from my underwear. I sented out my unown fro some serious uber ownage. I am this many years old: and I like to color. I told Unown to use Splash, but there was no waters. SIlley Harry, u should no bettre. The girl robot threw Doof at Unwon. I caughtz my friend Doffy. and told Unwons to use explosions. BOOOM BANG BANG WICHA WICHA WICHA CREEEEE. The robot and Unown dieded and I played the nose flute. PWEEE! PWEEE! PWEEE! Horay for Harry Bottom. PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Please do not spam up the fanfic section :). This may be funny in off topic but it is not funny here. Please respect the people that are actually putting their time and effort into writing actual well-thought out pokemon stories, which is what this section is for . And please read the rules :).
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Please do not spam up the fanfic section :). This may be funny in off topic but it is not funny here. Please respect the people that are actually putting their time and effort into writing actual well-thought out pokemon stories, which is what this section is for . And please read the rules :).
That may be so, but we have 4 stars atm. That's good right? Anyways, T.M.W.A.P. phans, I will have part 2 up when I feel likez it :-D.
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I enjoy this work of art and look forward to more.
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Thank you, and your wish is granted.

PART B/2/374: Hi, MY NAME IS CAPPY

HELLO I AM A NEW STUDENT AT DOOFY AND HARRY SCCOOLL. MY NAME IS CAPPY. I LIKEZ TO YELL A LOT. MY POKEMON IS AN EXPLOAD. SOMEITIMES I STICK MY HEAD IN HIS TAIL AND YELL SO I CAN BE REALLY REALLY LOAD. TODAY AT SCHOOL, I MADE FRIENDS WITH DOOFY AND HARRY BOTTOM IN BAND. THEY ARE REALLY COOL. TODAY, I MADE BROWNIES IN THE POTTY. HOORAY FOR CAPPY CAPITALISTS. RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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