You could use Ditto to transform into a hot babe.
You could fly to France on your Charizrd
You could climb up walls by hangin' onto a Ariados
You could take Mareep's wool and make a electric-conductant sweater.
You could juggle Voltorbs
You could have pokemon battles!
Oh! And a Furret as a surprise scarf! "May I touch feel your scarf?" "Okay, but don't pinch it." "IT'S A FREAKING ANIMAL!!!!"