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Old 04-13-2008, 01:01 AM
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Running way is never the answer, you could get killed or worst. And yes there are much worst things out there than death.
As bad as you may think home life is homeless life is ten times as troubling.
Call this number, trust me

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Old 04-13-2008, 10:37 PM
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Running way is never the answer, you could get killed or worst. And yes there are much worst things out there than death.
As bad as you may think home life is homeless life is ten times as troubling.
Call this number, trust me

National Runaway Switchboard: (800) RUNAWAY (that's (800) 786-2929)
A), I know there are worse things than death. There's torture of a million kinds that make you beg for death. B), I've got some things set up with friends, I wouldn't be homeless. C), I'm not calling that number, and D), I'm not running away anyways. I think that really, subconciously, I knew that the whole time and I just posted it to get publicity. Hey, what works, works. Well, I have a special treat to make up for it: DOUBLE CHAPTER DAY! expect it by 8:30 Eastern or earlier. So, we're all cool with the fright I gave you, right? *ducks a thrown pitchfork* How in the heck do you even throw a pitchfork at all, let alone that accurately!?!?!?!
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Old 04-13-2008, 10:44 PM
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WHAT!!!!!!!!!

Latias Rider, Orange Flaffy, and I try to give comforting words of wisdom to you to keep you from running and you did all this just to get PLUBLICITLY!!!!!!!!!!! You've got some nerve! I felt sorry for you! OMG, I can't believe it. I can't believe I fell for that. I'll read your fanfic, but I'm SO! mad at you.

Ok, I'm done ranting, but still, I can't believe you!
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Old 04-13-2008, 10:58 PM
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WHAT!!!!!!!!!

Latias Rider, Orange Flaffy, and I try to give comforting words of wisdom to you to keep you from running and you did all this just to get PLUBLICITLY!!!!!!!!!!! You've got some nerve! I felt sorry for you! OMG, I can't believe it. I can't believe I fell for that. I'll read your fanfic, but I'm SO! mad at you.

Ok, I'm done ranting, but still, I can't believe you!
Uuuuh.... only SUBCONCIOUSLY did I do this. I seriously considered doing it, but SUBCONCIOUSLY knew I wasn't going to. Kind of an empty threat, only I didn't know it was empty when I made it. Does that even make sense? Let me put it another way: I was screaming to have someone help me here, and since my fanfic has become a hot thread since then, I got publicity out of it. That better? $#!t! *runs as an angry mob chases* ALL I WANTED WAS HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Help you with what, I dare ask?
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Old 04-13-2008, 11:11 PM
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THE WHOLE FREAKING PROCESS OF DECIDING WHETHER THE HELL I WOULD RUN AWAY OR NOT, DAMMIT! IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS THING GRACEFULLY, THAN KEEP IT THE HELL TO YOURSELF! .... Right. Rant over. P!$$ed feeling subsiding... very, very slightly.
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Old 04-13-2008, 11:16 PM
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Ok, Im sorry that I ticked you off. I just got shocked from that and was a little mad. I'll shut up now. *takes voice out of body and deciedes to stop typing this action.*
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Old 04-14-2008, 09:30 AM
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Well, let me say that I would never have expected a publicity stunt, though you have explained it so fully.

Thankyou, Scalec, for your words on behalf of us.

We were, after all, just trying to help.

I will say that I'm disappointed a bit, but I'm glad you took us seriously. I will still read and expect more from you.

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Ok, Im sorry that I ticked you off. I just got shocked from that and was a little mad. I'll shut up now. *takes voice out of body and deciedes to stop typing this action.*
Okay, thanks. Wow, crap hits the fan pretty hard at those speeds, huh? Well, expect a good couple chapters today, I had no homework and my annoying sister is grounded, so I've got that kind of time.
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Chapter 3: The Matri D'olt Will Be Here Shortly.


Narrator:Welcome back, friends, fans, and nuicanses. *glares at sister*We pick up our story as Ash and Misty go to their favorite Saffron diner for a pleasant meal...

*scene fades to show Ash and Misty walking into a diner, labeled by the neon outside as "Saffron City's Finest Chow"*

Ash:Wow, Misty. You sure know how to find a good restraunt. This place is really high-class.

Misty:Yeah, really. It doesn't get any fancier than this.

:*watches a swarm of cockroaches chase a rat out of the door-less one person co-ed bathroom*Yeah. Sure. High-class.

Head Roach:Stay outta da batroom, joik! Fer da millionth time, da batroom's our toif! You guys get da kitchen! Be happy wid it!

Rat:You talkin' ta me, wiseguy?

:...Wow. It's like walking into a bad Clint Eastwood-Godfather-Scarface crossover... with animals...

Ash:*oblivious as ever*Well, let's see if we can be seated.

Fat Guy:*belch* Hello. Name's Bill. Please wait for a moment.*walks away*

Five minutes later...

Bill:*comes back*We have a table for you. Follow me....

Meanwhile, in the kitchen....

Lone Houndoom:Yes!I'm in. My plan should come together any moment now....

Manager:Hey! Matri D'! There're customers waitin'!

Lone Houndoom:Right with them, sir!* walks to Ash and Misty's table*(Yes! It's them!) May I take your orders, sir and madam?

Ash:Yes, I'll have the soup of the day, please.

Misty:Same here.

Lone Houndoom:Coming right up. Anything for your little friend here?

:*Looks up from the menu* Yeah, I'll have a - HEY!

Lone Houndoom:(Ah, $#!†....)

: Do you two live in a cave? Don't you regognize this guy?

Ash:Hmmm....*stares intently at Lone Houndoom* Well, the blonde hair is familiar... so is the black and red karate gi that makes him look like Kenshi from Mortal Kombat.... But the cloth draped over his arm has me baffled.

:.... Retard......

Lone Houndoom:Well, isn't he a cute little mouse? May I see him for a minute?

Ash:Sure, total stranger, pick my Pikachu right up and carry him into a corner.

Lone Houndoom: *stares*

Ash:*smiling pleasantly*

Lone Houndoom:Ooooookay...*picks up Pikachu*(Listen, ya little yellow rat. You stay outta this. What do you have against a simple Pokeshipper who needs a gun permit?)

:(Well, for starters, there's the Totodile drool still dripping down my back.)

Lone Houndoom:(Oh, way to hold a grudge. Get over it! Besides, come on, you've been around these two for nine years, surely you're shipping them too?)

:(I don't know if you've noticed, but they're a little too stupid to know what love is. No one can be shipping them.)

Ash:(What're we whispering about?)

+Lone Houndoom:F***!

Diners:O_o

Lone Houndoom:UH... yes, you'll have to pardon that, your little Pikachu bit me.

Ash:What? *glares* Pikachu! Why would you do that?

Lone Houndoom:*runs back to the kitchen* Ah, yes. Now, I'll just put this love potion that I made with essence of Sweet Scent and a few secret ingredients *glares at audience* in Ash and Misty's soup... and then, watch as they kiss in public! No denying it, that'll shut up the Ash+May fans! AND I'LL WIN! YES, I, THE DARK LORD VOLDEMORT!BWA HA HA HA HA!

Rat:(Dis guy reads too many ah dem Harry Potter boiks.)

Other Rat:(I'll say.)

Lone Houndoom: Avada Kedavra!.... Huh? Where's my wand?

Rat Critic:(You can sense him going mad, as in Edgar Allen Poe's The Bells. A five-star performance!)

Five Minutes later...

Lone Houndoom: Your soup, sir and madam.

Ash:Thanks!

Lone Houndoom:If you don't mind, sir, I'd like to sit in for the first bite. It's for quality control, you know, get the customer's opinion of the food and all that.*sits down*

Ash:Oooookay.....*takes a spoonfull of the soup*

Misty:*takes a spoonfull*

:NO, D@^^!†, NO!* jumps in between them* I WON'T LET HIM WIN, NO MATTER HOW INCONSEQUENTIAL HIS VICTORY IS ON MY RODENTINE LIFE!

Lone Houndoom:Curses! Foiled again!.... Well, at least the aftermath of the potion will be funny. Love potion makes the drinker obsessed with the first living being they see. Of course, to keep that effect, they have to take the potion regularly.... but I digress. Point being, if the first thing those two see is Pikachu...

:*hears this*.... Oh, mother f***er....

Five minutes later, at the hotle room Ash and Misty rented...

Horace Slughorn: Glad I could be of help, Christopher. I just hope this teaches you a good lesson about meddling with love potions.

Lone Houndoom:Don't worry, proffessor. I won't be trying that again anytime soon.

Slughorn:Good. Now, these two could probably use a pick-me-up. How about some-

Lone Houndoom: Do you remember what happened last time you suggested that?

Slughorn: Right, right. Well, see you later.

Lone Houndoom:See you, proffessor.

Ash:Wha?

Misty:Huh? What happened?

Lone Houndoom: I'm out.*runs*

Ash:What in the world happened?

: You two drank love potion, that's what happened!

Ash:Uh... oh... did we.......kiss?

Misty:Uh.... did we, Pikachu?

*boiling his face* Yes, we kissed.

Ash:Uh... we meant... ya know.... did we two kiss each other?

:Exactly how retarded are you?

Meanwhile, across town...

Lone Houndoom:Next time I'm just gonna bash their empty heads together and make it look like they're kissing...

Random Kid:Wasn't that your original plan to begin with?

Lone Houndoom:... Well, I guess.... Who are you, again?

Random Kid:Who cares?

Lone Houndoom:.... Good point.

Narrator: This concludes Chapter 3. What the hell else do you want me to say?

***************

Really, this is my least favorite chapter. But hey, if I didn't post it,the story wouldn't make sense. See ya in a minute, when I post today's other chapter!
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Ha. With a capitol H.
That was so not funny.
But I still liked it.
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Ha. With a capitol H.
That was so not funny.
But I still liked it.
HNM??!?!??! What wasn't funny, your joke or my chapter?!?!??! I mean, I said it wasn't my favorite, but it still got a few chuckles in the original edition!!!!!!
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I admit, your chapter was a little funny. But don't feel bad! You make me feel guitly.
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Chapter 4: Once Upon a Sunset...


Narrator: We join the a-a-a.... the young couple again, walking up and down the street looking for someplace to camp...

Ash:Well, Misty, guess we'd better find a place to set up camp.

Misty:Yeah.

Ash:How about over there, in that hotel?

Misty:Sure.

:That's... the same hotel... that you rented a room in.... THIS MORNING.

Ash:Yeah, it is. And?

:You have a cushy freaking hotel room somewhere up there. And you're going to CAMP, and not just that, BUT IN THE LOBBY OF THE SAME HOTEL, which is probably illegal?!?!?!?

Ash: Nonsense. Why would they serve us a sick bird? Especially when we were just at a diner.

: Wha-? No. I refuse to ask. Asking makes everything worse.

Weird Al: DARE TO BE STUPID, PIKA! FIGHT THE POWER OF GAINING KNOWLEDGE!WOO!

:... No. Just no. There is no possible way in HELL. that that just happened. No. I refuse to believe it...*follows Ash and Misty into the hotel, still ranting*

The next day....

: Absolutely NOT. No. Balls to that, FREAKING no. You would have to be Neil Patrick Harris-

Ash:*over Pika's incessent chattering* Let's go find something to do, Misty.

Narrator:Ash and Misty soon found themselves at the beach... Perfect for my plans...

:Guys... are you sure about this? I mean, a day at the beach, including camping out here? That seems rather... romantic. Don't you think that psycho in the karate gi will be drawn to this spot? Guys?

Ash:* walking towards the water with Misty* Did you hear something, Misty?

Misty:Nope. Why?

Ash:I just can't shake the feeling a yellow electric rodent Pokèmon is ranting at us about a psycho in a karate gi.

Misty:Weird. You have an overactive imagination, Ash.

:..................They don't pay me enough to do this job.......

Narrator:And so, they whiled the day away, swimming, sunbathing, and having their picnic meals. And then came nightfall...

Mr:Burns:Eeexcellent...

Narrator:Hey....*2+2=4*... If you're Mr. Burns, then you must know Homer Simpson!

Mr. Burns: Yes, so?

Narrator: So, if you know Homer Simpson, then that means that if you could introduce me to him,he could introduce me to Bart, and I could get Bart's autograph!

Mr.Burns:No.

Narrator:F*** you.

Random Kid:omg,teh naratrs hvng an argmnt wit mr brns!

Meanwhile, several dimensions over...

Kenta:I suddenly feel as though someone's ripping off my fanfic....

Narrator:Getting back to the beach...

Ash:Let's all watch the sunset, shall we?

Misty:Sure.

:Sunset? The beach? Arceus, that Kenshi freak is gonna be all over this...

Lone Houndoom:*pops out of non-existence* Yes, I am.

:Dang you! Why can't you leave well enough alone?

Lone Houndoom:'Cause there's no "well enough" to be left alone. I'm just trying to make some.

:... Ya know what? I'm just gonna go into town and get a snocone. I'm sick of this Tauros $#!†, so I'll just ignore it. Come get me when it's over.*walks away*

Lone Houndoom:..... I didn't see that coming. I thought I'd have to fight him... Ah, well, all the better for me! Now, I must set up the trap... Volbeat! Ilumise!

Army of Volbeat/Illumise:Sir, yes sir!

Lone Houndoom:Draw hearts and stuff in the sky!

Volbeat/Illumise:Sir,yes sir!

Lone Houndoom: Carnivine! Bellossom! Combee and Vespiqueen!

Those Pokèmon: Sir?

Lone Houndoom: Pump the air full of Sweet Scent!

Carnivine:Sir-

Bellossom:Yes-

Combee+Vespiqueen:Sir!

Lone Houndoom: Now, Kricketune! Sing a song so romantic, they'll never have a choice of kissing each other or not!

Kricketune: WIth pleasure, sir! It's been a while since I got to sing a true romance song!

Ash: *stares off into space*

Misty:*stares off into space*

Lone Houndoom:Heh heh heh.... they're trying to fight it... but there's no way they'll be able to resist all this... no way in heck...

Ash: Umm... nice night out, huh?

Misty: Uh... yeah...

Voice :Ahh, well ain't that sweet?

Ash:No way!

Misty: It's been five years since we last saw him!

Lone Houndoom:Are you B.S.in' me? How could he possibly show up now?

Voice: Well, ya gonna say somethin', or what?

Lone Houndoom:*jumps down from a nearby sand dune* Hello, GAY-ry.

Gary:What, are you their bodyguard or somethin'?

Lone Houndoom: Yeah, something like that. Now whadaya want, ya little Nazi?

Gary:Nazi? That's a pretty serious accusation, punk.

Lone Houndoom:It's not an accusation, it's just a downright insult.

Gary:What, are ya Jewish or somethin'?

Lone Houndoom:No, but even so, the Jews are God's chosen people. Therefore, I consider the word "Nazi" to be a serious insult.

Ash:Enough about WWII! PIKACHU, USE THUNDER!...Pickachu?

Meanwhile, in town....

:I'll have blue raspberry, please.

Back at the beach....

Lone Houndoom:I think I've seen about enough here. You're ruining my plan, Gayry, so I'll give you two choices: leave, or get the $#!† beaten out of you.

Gary:Yeah. Right. I think I'll hang around and catch up with Ashy here. *draws a Pokèball*

Lone Houndoom:You asked for it, beotch. GO, CERBERUS! *throws a Pokèball*

Houndoom:Arrrrooooooooooooooo!!! *growls* This punk giving you trouble, Chris?

Lone Houndoom:Yeah.

Gary:Heh heh heh...*backing up* no need for that, kid. I'll just be on my way...

Lone Houndoom: Cerberus? Sic 'im.

Houndoom:*charges*

Gary:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! * runs screaming like a little girl*

Lone Houndoom: That'll do, Cerberus. That'll do.

Cerberus:Right.* stops*

Gary:*keeps running untill he runs into Pikachu, coming out of the city*

: Hey! You spilled my snocone, jack@$$!

Gary:I don't give a d@^^|\|!

:Why you little GARY?

Gary:PIKACHU?!?!?!

: All right, now it's personal! *charges an attack*

Gary:Mother-

Narrator: I believe you know what happened next.

Meanwhile, at the beach...

Lone Houndoom: Let's go, Cerberus. This mission was a failure.

Cerberus:Yes, Chris.

Ash:Wait!

Lone Houndoom: What is it?

Ash: You just saved us from Gary!

Lone Houndoom: Yeah? And?

Ash: Well... Why?

Lone Houndoom:Because. Gary's a jerk, and you're the Pokèmon master of the world. I wouldn't let him push you around.

Ash: Okay... but what about that "failed mission" thing?

Lone Houndoom:You're almost as stupid as Pikachu says you are, Ash.

Ash:What?!?!

Narrator:But I'd already walked away. As you may have guessed, the story is about to take a turn for the worst, as I run out of ideas to get Ash and Misty together. This means things are about to get serious, as I create the only thing that could possibly bring them together: A crisis that threatens the fate of the whole Kanto region. Stay tuned for the rest. And hope to Arceus it doesn't mean the end of Ash Ketchum...
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NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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