Chapter 4: Once Upon a Sunset...
Narrator: We join the a-a-a.... the young couple again, walking up and down the street looking for someplace to camp...
Ash:Well, Misty, guess we'd better find a place to set up camp.
Ash:How about over there, in that hotel?
:That's... the same hotel... that you rented a room in.... THIS MORNING.
Ash:Yeah, it is. And?
:You have a cushy freaking hotel room somewhere up there. And you're going to CAMP, and not just that, BUT IN THE LOBBY OF THE SAME HOTEL, which is probably illegal?!?!?!?
Ash: Nonsense. Why would they serve us a sick bird? Especially when we were just at a diner.
: Wha-? No. I refuse to ask. Asking makes everything worse.
Weird Al: DARE TO BE STUPID, PIKA! FIGHT THE POWER OF GAINING KNOWLEDGE!WOO!
:... No. Just no. There is no possible way in HELL. that that just happened. No. I refuse to believe it...*follows Ash and Misty into the hotel, still ranting*
The next day....
: Absolutely NOT. No. Balls to that, FREAKING no. You would have to be Neil Patrick Harris-
Ash:*over Pika's incessent chattering* Let's go find something to do, Misty.
Narrator:Ash and Misty soon found themselves at the beach...
Perfect for my plans...
:Guys... are you sure about this? I mean, a day at the beach, including camping out here? That seems rather... romantic. Don't you think that psycho in the karate gi will be drawn to this spot? Guys?
Ash:* walking towards the water with Misty* Did you hear something, Misty?
Ash:I just can't shake the feeling a yellow electric rodent Pokèmon is ranting at us about a psycho in a karate gi.
Misty:Weird. You have an overactive imagination, Ash.
..........They don't pay me enough to do this job.......
Narrator:And so, they whiled the day away, swimming, sunbathing, and having their picnic meals. And then came nightfall...
Narrator:Hey....*2+2=4*... If you're Mr. Burns, then you must know Homer Simpson!
Mr. Burns: Yes, so?
Narrator: So, if you know Homer Simpson, then that means that if you could introduce me to him,he could introduce me to Bart, and I could get Bart's autograph!
Random Kid:omg,teh naratrs hvng an argmnt wit mr brns!
Meanwhile, several dimensions over...
Kenta:I suddenly feel as though someone's ripping off my fanfic....
Narrator:Getting back to the beach...
Ash:Let's all watch the sunset, shall we?
:Sunset? The beach? Arceus, that Kenshi freak is gonna be all over this...
Lone Houndoom:*pops out of non-existence* Yes, I am.
:Dang you! Why can't you leave well enough alone?
Lone Houndoom:'Cause there's no "well enough" to be
left alone. I'm just trying to make some.
:... Ya know what? I'm just gonna go into town and get a snocone. I'm sick of this Tauros $#!†, so I'll just ignore it. Come get me when it's over.*walks away*
Lone Houndoom:..... I didn't see that coming. I thought I'd have to fight him... Ah, well, all the better for me! Now, I must set up the trap... Volbeat! Ilumise!
Army of Volbeat/Illumise:Sir, yes sir!
Lone Houndoom:Draw hearts and stuff in the sky!
Lone Houndoom: Carnivine! Bellossom! Combee and Vespiqueen!
Those Pokèmon: Sir?
Lone Houndoom: Pump the air full of Sweet Scent!
Lone Houndoom: Now, Kricketune! Sing a song so romantic, they'll never have a choice of kissing each other or not!
Kricketune: WIth pleasure, sir! It's been a while since I got to sing a true romance song!
Ash: *stares off into space*
Misty:*stares off into space*
Lone Houndoom:Heh heh heh.... they're trying to fight it... but there's no way they'll be able to resist all this... no way in heck...
Ash: Umm... nice night out, huh?
Voice :Ahh, well ain't that sweet?
Misty: It's been five years since we last saw him!
Lone Houndoom:Are you B.S.in' me? How could he
possibly show up now?
Voice: Well, ya gonna say somethin', or what?
Lone Houndoom:*jumps down from a nearby sand dune* Hello, GAY-ry.
Gary:What, are you their bodyguard or somethin'?
Lone Houndoom: Yeah, something like that. Now whadaya want, ya little Nazi?
Gary:Nazi? That's a pretty serious accusation, punk.
Lone Houndoom:It's not an accusation, it's just a downright insult.
Gary:What, are ya Jewish or somethin'?
Lone Houndoom:No, but even so, the Jews are God's chosen people. Therefore, I consider the word "Nazi" to be a serious insult.
Ash:Enough about WWII! PIKACHU, USE THUNDER!...Pickachu?
Meanwhile, in town....
:I'll have blue raspberry, please.
Back at the beach....
Lone Houndoom:I think I've seen about enough here. You're ruining my plan, Gayry, so I'll give you two choices: leave, or get the $#!† beaten out of you.
Gary:Yeah. Right. I think I'll hang around and catch up with Ashy here. *draws a Pokèball*
Lone Houndoom:You asked for it, beotch. GO, CERBERUS! *throws a Pokèball*
Houndoom:Arrrrooooooooooooooo!!! *growls* This punk giving you trouble, Chris?
Gary:Heh heh heh...*backing up* no need for that, kid. I'll just be on my way...
Cerberus? Sic 'im.
Gary:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! * runs screaming like a little girl*
Lone Houndoom: That'll do, Cerberus. That'll do.
Gary:*keeps running untill he runs into Pikachu, coming out of the city*
: Hey! You spilled my snocone, jack@$$!
Gary:I don't give a d@^^|\|!
:Why you little GARY?
All right, now it's personal! *charges an attack*
Narrator: I believe you know what happened next.
Meanwhile, at the beach...
Lone Houndoom: Let's go, Cerberus. This mission was a failure.
Lone Houndoom: What is it?
Ash: You just saved us from Gary!
Lone Houndoom: Yeah? And?
Ash: Well... Why?
Lone Houndoom:Because. Gary's a jerk, and you're the Pokèmon master of the world. I wouldn't let him push you around.
Ash: Okay... but what about that "failed mission" thing?
Lone Houndoom:You're almost as stupid as Pikachu says you are, Ash.
Narrator:But I'd already walked away. As you may have guessed, the story is about to take a turn for the worst, as I run out of ideas to get Ash and Misty together. This means things are about to get serious, as I create the only thing that could possibly bring them together: A crisis that threatens the fate of the whole Kanto region. Stay tuned for the rest. And hope to Arceus it doesn't mean the end of Ash Ketchum...