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Old 03-22-2004, 03:34 AM
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Default Life's unanswered questions...

If anyone can give me the answer to any of these questions please try....

What is the handicap parking place situation at the handicap Olympics?
What does it say on your driver's license for hair color if your bald?
When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
The speed of light is incredibly fast but what is the speed of dark?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her/him she/he has the right to remain silent?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
Since cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly-side down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat?
If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
If a def child swears in sign language does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
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Old 03-22-2004, 03:38 AM
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Default Re: Life's unanswered questions...

Sigh, I'v returned for a bit, oh yay, dont know if i'll stay.

Anyways, the eternal unanswered question is, what the hell does Diglett look like underneath the groud?
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Old 03-22-2004, 03:40 AM
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Default Re: Life's unanswered questions...

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Sigh, I'v returned for a bit, oh yay, dont know if i'll stay.

Anyways, the eternal unanswered question is, what the hell does Diglett look like underneath the groud?
I think the real question is do you actually want to know? If it never reveals its body its probably better left unknown.....

Edit: I've got another good question.

Why has nobody fixed the double typing of Gundam in the "Other Anime" Board description and the un-needed word "games" in the description for "Other Entertainment"?

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Old 03-22-2004, 03:51 AM
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Sigh, I'v returned for a bit, oh yay, dont know if i'll stay.

Anyways, the eternal unanswered question is, what the hell does Diglett look like underneath the groud?
lmao! Yes, that really is the eternal question. (Glad to see ya back, btw.)
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
I can answer this one, they do that in case they get a call after they stick the needle in saying he's innocent and can go free, so if the person got an infection they'd be in big trouble.
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Old 03-22-2004, 05:56 AM
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I can answer this one, they do that in case they get a call after they stick the needle in saying he's innocent and can go free, so if the person got an infection they'd be in big trouble.
Well it wouldn't matter if he got an infection because he would be dead from the needle anyway.
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I thought of another one.....paper....or plastic....
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Well it wouldn't matter if he got an infection because he would be dead from the needle anyway.
Not really. From what I've heard, leathal injection is a three needle process. The first needle does something that I don't remember, the second relaxes your muscles, and the third one stops your heart.
So, if they were like on the second one... He'd be ok. OR I guess if they were just a couple of drops into the third needle, he'd still be ok. I think they have antidotes handy anyway but not sure. :P

Ahem, yeah.
Also, I can answer the braille thing. The reason the banks have braille on the ATM machines is so blind people can do their banking from the backseat. :) (I called and asked XD)

A few more of these I've thought of...
1. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oild come from?
2. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
3. Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? o_O
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Also the ATM thing, they use the same ones for both the drive-up and for on the street, so it's possible a blind person might use an ATM on the street.
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How come a king can rule a kingdom but a queen can't rule a queendom?
Why are French fries called French fries? They're actually from Belgium...

Yeah, I know. Nothing much.
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If we ever invented time travel, wouldn't we be visited by people from the future?

After pondering long and hard over this, I came up with the conclusion that maybe people from the future are among us now and we don't know it, or that we invent it soon, and there's no need to come back to now. There probably isn't much point to this post, but there you go.
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Default Re: Life's unanswered questions...

i got some answers


1-What is the handicap parking place situation at the handicap Olympics?
well,its because also normal people go there to and they need special parkings for handicaps(also they are the stars!)

2-What does it say on your driver's license for hair color if youre bald?
they leave it in blank

3-When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
depends on what they go on strike for

4-Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
i dont know

5-The speed of light is incredibly fast but what is the speed of dark?
speed of dark dosent exist

6-Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
i dont know

7-Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
someone answered that

8-If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her/him she/he has the right to
remain silent?
of course because a mime can talk and they can ask why(unless the mime is really mute)

9-Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
thats a good question

10-Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
i think there are...but just for swat and cop stuff

11-What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
depends on the color it is on the moment

12-Since cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly-side
down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat?
it would be a better way to say the cat,the jelly bread is lighter than a cat,so if the cat is landing on its back,it'll spin to land on its feet(unless it dies in the way down)

14-If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
nothing can go that fast,not even with nos(nitrous oxide system.nitrous for short).

15-If a def child swears in sign language does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
lol,the kid has to wash his hands with soap anyways so its a normal thing but i guess that wont happen because of that.


those are my theories

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Old 03-22-2004, 06:55 PM
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2-What does it say on your driver's license for hair color if youre bald?
they leave it in blank


10-Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
i think there are...but just for swat and cop stuff

2- That's not true, they put the hair color of the person before they were bald.

10- Well I don't think there are bullet proof pants....not many people try and aim for the crotch of someone. Anyway bullet proof vests protect vital organs if shot at but there are no vital organs in the legs so there is no use for bulletproof pants.
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Hypothetically speaking, if a lightsouce was traveling at exactly the same speed as the light it produced, it would stay right where it was emitted. If you were also moving at the speed in frot of the car, no light would ever reach you. It is similar to shining a light into a chamber where light moves very slowly; you could not see it, because it is still moving (very slowly) through the chamber.
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lol, I stole this one from Marco:

What is the meaning of Ierdar?! XD
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