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Old 12-28-2007, 03:42 AM
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Default Let's crack some Pokejokes

Umm... For example...
Never give Marowak's bone to Mightynena
Never use Mawile's jaws to crack nuts
Never ask Mismagius to take off its hat.
Never put your head in Hippowdon's mouth
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Old 12-28-2007, 03:44 AM
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Umm... For example...
Never give Marowak's bone to Mightynena
Never use Mawile's jaws to crack nuts
Never ask Mismagius to take off its hat.
Never put your head in Hippowdon's mouth

He's watching you in your sleep..



Uhm.

A Tauros walks into a bar.



(ouch!)


..? XD
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Old 12-28-2007, 04:29 AM
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What did the Treeko say to Mudkip? "stop making mud" get it???
and after mudkip says: " What are you chewing, pot?"

One more
Why do sceptiles have bumps on their backs? Because there GODZILLA

Okay, seedra later! lol
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Old 12-28-2007, 12:59 PM
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting Miltank.
Interrupting Milta-MOOOOO.

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Old 12-28-2007, 01:25 PM
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Probably the oldest one in the book, How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?


You Pok-em-on!
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Old 12-28-2007, 01:42 PM
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Default Re: Let's crack some Pokejokes

Mine:
Magicarp:A time Portal!*enters*
Then Magicarp is as strong as Gyarados.
Magikarp kills armaldo
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Old 12-28-2007, 02:18 PM
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A battle...
Trainer 1:Go magikarp!
Trainer 2: Go magikarp!
Trainer 1: Magikarp, use splash attack!
Trainer 2: Oh No! Magikarp counter It with your spash attack!
Trainer 1: Arrrg!
Trainer 2: This is so intense!
Trainer 1: Ok, good job magikarp, return! Ok go Diito! Transform!
Trainer 2: Wow, a ditto! Lets use splash and kill him magikarp!
Trainer 1: Ok magikarp-ditto, use spalsh!
Random person: Err.....

Err... I saw a video of this somwere on Newgrounds
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Old 12-28-2007, 02:42 PM
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Why did Torchic croos the road?
--Because it wants to get to the other side.

OK. So why did Remoraid cross the road?
--Because it was stuck with Mantine

Then why Mantine cross the road?
--Who knows?
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Old 12-29-2007, 04:47 AM
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Originally "Lucario and the Mystery of Mew" was named "Lucario", and consisted of Lucario and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the first 17 minutes and 36 seconds.


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Old 12-30-2007, 07:11 PM
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How many Torchic's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, we don't have hands!
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The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Lucario punched himself in the face.

Santa Claus actually did exist until he forgot to give Lucario his Napalm Death album for Christmas.

Lucario knows the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow (African *AND* European).

5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Lucario.

Remember when Lucario wasn't so popular and awesome? Me neither.

Although Lucario contains vitamins A1, B2, C, niacin and iron, it is YOU who are part of HIS complete breakfast, suckah.

Lucario has beaten the crap out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a laxative.
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Old 01-16-2008, 06:47 AM
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Tickle-me-Teddyursa, need i say more?
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Why DIDN'T the Skitty cross the road?
Because Wobbufet was on the other side.
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Old 01-25-2008, 11:53 PM
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Old Mcdonald had a Charizard Eeieiieo
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Old 01-27-2008, 05:49 AM
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snorlax is so big he got hit by a bus and said who threw that pikacu.lol
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