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Old 06-16-2007, 08:29 PM
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Post Kermit VS Riley! (Toned-down version)

When I mean "Dun dun dun... Dun dun da-dun. Dun dun dee-dee dun dun...", I mean the song on that one car commercial where he is testing a black car with knobs and then he makes that catchy song with the noises the knobs make. Then, it advertises the car and plays the song via rock guitar. It's also part of a real song.

This is actually about a school camping trip.


P.S. I know this is toned down language, but I had to keep Riley's language in there. I took it out, but then put it back in. Story's dead without it.



Dun dun dun... Dun dun da-dun. Dun dun dee-dee dun dun...


"It's not easy bein' green... All the colors of the-"

Kermit the frog was singing a song he sang on a DIFFERENT car commercial. He was standing next to the green car in that commercial. A Wooper drove that car away. A bunch more popped out.

"Woopa! Woopa! Woopa! WOOOOOOOOOOP! F***!! Woopa woopa. Woopaf***a!
"Yeah, talk about woompa-doompas all you want! NOW GIMMIE MY CAR BACK!"
"Woopapapa!"
"SHUT UP NOW WILL YA?!"
"Papa!"
"I ain't yo papa!"

One of the Woopers began to talk.

The strange Wooper yelled, "You ain't my f***ing papa, you're my f***ing mama!"
"I'll tell you 'bout mamas! Yo mama!"
"I f***ing know, that's YOU!"
"Oh, gosh, I didn't notice how bad I burned myself..."
"I'm not a f***ing Wooper in the first place!"

It turned out to be Riley from Pokemon Diamond and Pearl. One of the real Woopers jumped out with Riley.

"Papa poop?" The Wooper looked up cute at Kermit.
"Shut up, I ain't makin' no poop!" said Kermit the frog.
Riley said to him, "But you're the f***ing mama!"
"No I ain't! Find a guy that looks more like a gal than me!"
"Fine, then!"

Riley left.

Marth, that's who I'll show that little f***ing frog, thought Riley. He ran to Marth's cabin.


Marth: Hullo?
Riley: Hi...why are we talking in this f***in' format?
Marth: Narrator took a day off. What a moron.
Riley: Holy f***! Don't you f***ing mean "idiot"? 'Cause "moron" means as smart as a f***ing 12-year-old!
Marth: Hey... It's a good thing! FREE SCRIPT! FREE SCRIPT!

They all shouted "F***ING FREE SCRIPT" as loud as they could. Well at least Riley did...

Marth screamed, "When'd the narrator get back?!" He threw his arms up in the air.
Riley added, "And what the f***?! You f***ing said that he puked his arms up! F*** no he did not!"

Riley: I f***ing thought that he had a whole f***ing day off!
Narrator: I am. I had to use the bathrooms.
Riley: WHAT?!
Narrator: There's no bathrooms in Canada. I had to take a pee.
Marth: Well, they're not very convenient!
Narrator: Excuse me while I take a pee right here on this very carpet.
Marth: ...We'd...better get outta here.
Riley: Yeah. Right.

(All run out, away from Narrator.)

Riley (panting): That was sure f***ing scary!
Marth: Yup!

(Marth pauses)

Marth: I know! Since we don't have a script anymore, we could talk in the tune of "dun dun dun... Dun dun da-dun. Dun dun dee-dee dun dun..."!
Kermit (in the distance, to the tune of "dun dun dun... Dun dun da-dun. Dun dun dee-dee dun dun..."): It's not ea...sy be-ing green. Ain't easy bein' green.
Riley to the tune of "dun dun dun... Dun dun da-dun. Dun dun dee-dee dun dun..."): Here's f***ing ... Marth he's gir-li-er than I ev-er was...
Kermit (to the tune of...you know): Okay, you...have got your proof. Yeah, you are free to go...

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Old 06-25-2007, 10:46 PM
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Arrow Re: Kermit VS Riley! (Toned-down version)

Sorry for the double-post, but I think it's called Smoke in the Water.
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