I threw a pokeball at the pokemon but the trainer was too drunk to block the ball!
Wiggles to the left
Wiggles to the right
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around!
YES! Butterfinger was CAUGHT!
Pulls off shirt to reveal a muscular hairy chest and takes the nearest moped and revs the engine, *honk-honk!* and I'm out of there.
"You'll never take me alive! KEKEKEKE!"
To be continued?