Rate that Family Guy quote - Pokemon Forum

Mew Ichigo · #1 07-07-2008, 02:57 AM

(Mods, please lock if this is not a good idea...)

This is much like Rate that avatar, Rate the signature, etc. Only all you do is post quotes from family guy( Family Guy fans only!)
Rules:
Only Family Guy fans are allowed to post
You rate:
1-10
with 10 being extremely funny, 1 being "it is not funny" or "I don't get the joke."
Nothing too short or too long please!
Example:
Soralover's quote:
Cool hwip!
Cool whip!
Cool hwip!
YOUR EATING HAIR!
pffffffffffft
RikuHater's reply:
Funny! I give that a 8/10
I will go first!
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Jasper:
Do you like sex and the city?
Brian:
Yeah, it's an OK show...
Jasper:
I wasn't talking about the show!*Slaps knee* Woo! Am I dirty!

ChrisDPG · #2 07-07-2008, 02:58 AM

ehh, 5/10

Peter: You're overreacting, Lois. And you can't spell overreacting without ovary... c'ause you're a girl.

Sadistic Blaziken · #3 07-07-2008, 03:03 AM

6/10. (You took the one I was going to use: The "Meg-hair-pie-Cool Hwip" one. XD)

(I'm not sure if this is the exact quote)

Quagmire (walking into his room): Are you ready, girls?
One of the girls on his bed: Yeah. Have you got the hwip?
Quagmire: Yeah, it's right he-- Wait, what?!

ChrisDPG · #4 07-07-2008, 03:04 AM

lol, 7/10

Lois: Peter, Get down from that tree now!

Peter: No, you're just gonna yell at me!

Lois: Damn right I'm gonna yell at you! You just assaulted a little boy!

Peter: But he was calling me names!

Lois: Peter you're forty years old!

Mew Ichigo · #5 07-07-2008, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solohell

ehh, 5/10

Peter: You're overreacting, Lois. And you can't spell overreacting without ovary... c'ause you're a girl.

lol. 6/10
EDIT:
Another one of my favorites! 10/10

This is one of my favorites:
Airplane clerk:
What is your name, sir?
Robert Loasure:
Robert Loasure
Airplane Clerk:
Spell your name sir
Robert Loasure:
Robert Loasure.

R as in Robert Loasure
O as in O my god its Robert Loasure
B as in By god, it's Robert Loasure
E as in everybody look, it's Robert Loasure
R as in Robert Loasure
T as in Tim, look, it's Robert Loasure. Space

L as in look, everybody, it's Robert Loasure.
Peter:
*siiiiiiiiiiigh*

ChrisDPG · #6 07-07-2008, 03:08 AM

8/10

Animal Planet Guy: Watch as the firetruck stalks its prey. Uh oh, the antelope have spotted him.

*siren goes off as firetruck chases antelope then starts to shake on one of them*

APG: The firetruck can consume more than five times its wait. The other ambulances will have to wait their turn.

Mew Ichigo · #7 07-07-2008, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solohell

8/10

Animal Planet Guy: Watch as the firetruck stalks its prey. Uh oh, the antelope have spotted him.

*siren goes off as firetruck chases antelope then starts to shake on one of them*

APG: The firetruck can consume more than five times its wait. The other ambulances will have to wait their turn.

lolz. Peter was retarded.
Brian:
Mr. president you can come down now
George Bush:
Go away
Brian:
Sir, Hurricane Katrina is gone
George Bush:
I'm reading Super fudge

ChrisDPG · #8 07-07-2008, 03:14 AM

3/10, dun get why it's funny.

Stewie: Hey, Meg, do you have any- uh... GAH

Meg: *drying her butt with a towel*

Stewie: Oh God, I hope I never accidently use that towel

Meg: *throws towel on Stewie

Stewie: AHHH!!!

Mew Ichigo · #9 07-07-2008, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solohell

3/10, dun get why it's funny.

Stewie: Hey, Meg, do you have any- uh... GAH

Meg: *drying her butt with a towel*

Stewie: Oh God, I hope I never accidently use that towel

Meg: *throws towel on Stewie

Stewie: AHHH!!!

lol. I would react the same way. 9/10
Meg:
I'm going upstairs to eat a whole bowl of peanuts!
*Lois and Peter stare with big eyes*
Meg:
I'm ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS!
*continue to stare*
Meg:
You don't know anything about me!
*Stomps upstairs*
Peter:
Who is that guy?

ChrisDPG · #10 07-07-2008, 03:31 AM

10/10! Peter pulled that one up.

Peter: *spits tobacco in Stewie's cup*

Stewie: Oh, there's my cup!

Brian: Stewie Wai- *thinks of all the awful stuff Stewie did to him* Nevermind

Stewie: *drinks out of cup and starts coughing*

Mew Ichigo · #11 07-07-2008, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solohell

10/10! Peter pulled that one up.

Peter: *spits tobacco in Stewie's cup*

Stewie: Oh, there's my cup!

Brian: Stewie Wai- *thinks of all the awful stuff Stewie did to him* Nevermind

Stewie: *drinks out of cup and starts coughing*

I don't know if this is right or not...
Lois:
Marilyn Manson? Is that who's doing this?
Peter:
Who does he or she think he or she is? I am going to kick that b**** or Ba**** a**. I mean look at his or her ni****, all hanging out.

ChrisDPG · #12 07-07-2008, 04:52 PM

1/10... not funny

Peter: *gasp* Ben Stiller, help me!

Ben: No, Peter, I heard what you said about my movies.

Peter: How could you hear what I said?

Ben: Uh, hello! *points to giant ears then flies off*

Mew Ichigo · #13 07-07-2008, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solohell

1/10... not funny

Peter: *gasp* Ben Stiller, help me!

Ben: No, Peter, I heard what you said about my movies.

Peter: How could you hear what I said?

Ben: Uh, hello! *points to giant ears then flies off*

Hehehehe!10/10
Adam West:
Alright. Snowball. Mittens. Paul.
Paul! HAHAHA! Thats not a cat's name! HAHAHA!

ChrisDPG · #14 07-07-2008, 05:14 PM

lol, 8/10

Peter: Ahh crap, I locked my keys out of my car...
Hey, hey! Sir, sir, could you-... aww screw you!
*trys to put something through his window to get his keys, then accidently lets go*
*cries*

Mew Ichigo · #15 07-07-2008, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solohell

lol, 8/10

Peter: Ahh crap, I locked my keys out of my car...
Hey, hey! Sir, sir, could you-... aww screw you!
*trys to put something through his window to get his keys, then accidently lets go*
*cries*

How do you lock yourself IN a car, anyway? Lol.9/10
T.V.:
Now its time for show girls
Peter:
YEAH!
T.V.:
On TBS
Peter:
AWWWWWWW