Hello, and welcome to mah fanfic, Area, thing... anyway, this is a place where EVERYONE who is like me (hates writing long stories and loves a good laugh) can Put up funny short stories or parodies!
Let's get the show on the road!
The True Story Of Harry Potter
Once there was a teenage girl whose name was Gloria
Nasalhafldingdong (nas-al-haf-al-DING-DONG) got pregnant but couldn't pay child support, so she left the child at the doorstep of the Dumblys, Who decided to take in the poor child. They treated him like a king. But when he grew up, the child was treated like a god. He even had a goddly nam: Harry Potter.
Then one day, the Dumblys decided to release Harry from
his mortal prison. So Harry ran away. Soon, he came to a dark forest. Gee, I wonder Where I am.
Thought Harry as he wondered through the forest. "Hm?" He heard somethig. A quiet giggle. Harry walked faster. TEE-HEE!
He heard it again and Shifted into a power walk. "It's playtime!" A voice said. Harry swore he saw a creepy figure run behind a tree. Harry was running now.
Something was fallowing him now. "AAAAAH!" Harry screamed as
He whent full speed through the forest.Then h looked up again and crashed into a large object. Harry could here his pursuer retreat. He then returned his attenchen to the object. "What you do'in out here?" Asked the lage man that Harry ran into. "Don't you know that there's a wild Michle Jackson out Here?" "Oh, I, uh, didn' know. I'm Harry Potter, and I was running away from home, andI found this place, and, well..."
"Harry Potter, you say? Why, that there name is a mgic
name! Come with me! you'll be just in time! Bythe Way, Myname is Hairgrd!" "Nice to meet you, and may I ask where we are going?" Asked Harry. "Oh, I'll explain On the way, But we must Hurry!"
End Part 1
well, for a first time writer, how'd I DO? and more will come soon.