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Old 11-28-2006, 07:48 PM
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We've been so much caught up here, we've forgotten about the RP XD

Ah, who cares...

*Writes new chapter*

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Old 11-28-2006, 07:54 PM
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Neo: I'm in the mood for a good-hearted challenge for writing the funniest chapter... accept?
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Old 11-28-2006, 08:24 PM
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Found this after searching a lot; never knew it existed on my comp XD

http://i12.tinypic.com/2a7hdza.jpg

Write a chapter on this girl. I dare ya. :P

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Neo: I'm in the mood for a good-hearted challenge for writing the funniest chapter... accept?
Fine, I'll go first.

The Psychosis Before Christmas
Your turn, Kylee… ;)

Twas the psychosis before Christmas, and all through the house…
Kylee was watching some porno, and getting aroused.
But after she was done and she made off to bed,
Visions of hobos in miniskirts danced in her head.

She talked Mikey, the untrustworthy valet…
Only moments before seeing the Nutcracker Ballet
Watching sugary sweets and delightful butterscotch…
With kicks to the groin, and whacks to the crotch…

But alas, her dreams of wonders carried on with glee…
Enough to make one think she was wired on LSD.
She was like Alice in Wonderland, a permanent vacation…
Only in this merry time, with much more intoxication…

But then outside, was the big red man, Scott…
Fat and merry, and of the most peculiar lot.
Flying through the air, on one bigass sleigh…
Defying the laws of physics, yet again to this day…

“On Wasted! On Boner and Numbnut!”
“On Whacker, on Stoner and Big Butt!”
Pulling his giant sleigh were six abused reindeer…
For our merry friend Scott, couldn’t fit in a Chevy Caviler…

Landed on the roof with such a violent clatter…
For Scott, a homeowner’s insurance was of no matter…
Grabbed his sack of toys and goodies, and headed on down…
Laughing with psychotic glee, just like IT the clown…

Rolled into the living room, smashing everything in sight…
And hurried down the stairs, was our Kylee in fright…
Scott gave her the bag, and got back on his heels…
Stupid Mr. Potato Head, a Barbie, and crappy Hot Wheels…

Kylee hated it all, she wanted a trip to Reno…
But before she could cry, appeared the winged Pikachu named Neo!
With a smile and a wink, and with a powder of yellow hue…
He turned Kylee and Scott both into Pikachus!

And out through the roof, flew our gracious G Mod…
While Kylee and Scott watched without even a nod…
And Neo flew through the sky, with a smile and a cheer…
“Merry Christmas to all, and a Happy New Year!”


Don’t mess with me. ;)
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Old 11-28-2006, 08:26 PM
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I'm racking in : I'm going to write en even longer comedy poem.

And Neo, you take my challenge? ;)
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Old 11-28-2006, 08:45 PM
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Fine, I'll go first.



Don’t mess with me. ;)
Oh dear, Neo, you are so going to get it now! Anyway, good rhyming!


I'm going off for now to think of something!

Edit: Thought of a very good thing!
Here begins the journey of how Neo became a God Mod....

Episode one: I choose you!

On T.V....

Chicken fans, this is one of the most tasty battles I've ever seen! Gengar the Red eyed Rooster unleashes it's Hypnosis on Nidorino the pink BlackBird. Nidorino is out like a light! But wait! A New Chicken is entering the coop! It's the giant serpent Onix from Slytherin! Onix rears back to strike! But Gengar jumps aside! Gengar really has his clucking under control today! It's food must be top-notch!



In the town of Morristown, A young boy named Neo watches the clash of the Chickens on TV as he dreams of becoming God himself... "I AM NEO (of the Matrix!)" He cries.
Neo's (Of the Matrix) world is populated with hundreds of creatures known as Farm Animals. These monsters are often captured and then eaten. But not for Neo. No, he wants to become God of the Chickens! Training his many: Pikachu teh Red cheeked mouse, as he continues on his quest.
"AND I HEREBY DECLARE TO THE WORLD... I WILL JOURNEY TO GAIN POWER OVER MY PEOPLE AND SUCCEED IN BEING A GOD... of Pikachu... I WILL BE A GOD! I WILL..."
"Neo! GET TO BED! It's 11 O'clock and you should be asleep!" Rachel cried to her younger brother. Neo glared at her... matrix style
"But tomorrow I begin my World dom... I mean, My journey of the chickens!..."
"You and your chickens... why can't you have a healthy habit... like eating goats??"

Neo sat up off the bean bag and threw the remote against the wall. "I will have MY POWER!"

Rachel looked down at her mad brother... 'Crazy boy...

"Just go to bed when this is over!"

"All right! I'm Going!"


Zzzz XXX ZZZzzzz umm.... zzz?


Late the next morning...

CRASH! "SQUEAL!!!!!!!!!!!11one2!" 'What time is it! I knew I shouldn't have taken prozac last night... or was it something else...'

~Else where!!~

"Harry! Harry! He's our man! If HE can't do it NO one can! GO GO HARRY!!"

"Get out of the way you pencils!" Neo cried and shoved the dolls aside...

Only to be shoved down by teh God... HARRY! "You must be... um... what's your name again?" Harry asked. Neo looked up. " Neo... from Morristown."

Harry turned around, "Kthxbye"

"You shall be knocked from your throne!" Neo cried.

Harry waved a hand and disappeared from his sight, leaving Neo puzzled.


"You must be... um... what's your name again?" A voice from behind Neo said.

Neo sweat-dropped and decided that Prof- Ryan would be the first person on his hitlist...



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Anyway, there's my version so far on how Neo was as a newbie. Tell me... is Harry... a Blubasaur in real life....
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Old 11-29-2006, 12:37 PM
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We all had fun, but now explorethe many varibles of pe2k! C'mon think with me...

...WHAT IF…

Neo had a secret reason for creating ‘The Pikachu Survivor Game’?

The Pikachu Survivor Game had been a big hit in the Pokemon Elite 2000 forums. Everyone had enjoyed, laughed, cried, danced, singed and even patted their eyes as they watched their fellow members being turned into those cute little infamous yellow rodents. But just what was the real reason behind this all-famous game? Let us fast-forward 20 years into the future, where this game had finally reached its ultimatum point…

Neo awoke to yet another bright, sunny day. The sun was shining like there was no tomorrow, with the birds singing and the many Pikachu going… well, going ‘Pika Pika’ all over the place. The angelic Pikachu smirked to himself as he ate his all-favorite box of Pika-blended Pokechow (with Miltank milk, mind). After that, he chewed on some Magikarp Surprise Chips as he strolled down the path of the forums, looking at the many cute little yellow rodents doing their daily stuff. Soon, the Pikachu had reached a place labeled ‘The ultimate Pika Haven!’. Inside was virtually a playground for Pikachu of all kinds, ages and types. A few scuttled here and there as Neo walked up the many steps to his domain. Truth be told, he hardly liked the steps, but it was four security purposes – after all, no one wanted to climb 131 steps now, would they?

Anyway, our said Pikachu soon reached the top, panting and cursing under his breath. His wings were always nothing but a fashion accessory that he had longed to take out, but couldn’t due to his secret plan. With a frustrated sigh, pe2k’s (un)official Pikachu icon opened the double oaken portals leading towards his office and managed to get into his chair after some struggle, and grabbed the few documents and paperwork for him.

“Pi…pipipi…kakakaaaaaaaa… Pika-pika-pi…” muttered the angelic Pikachu under his breath as he read the text. “Hmm… food supplies, checked. Playground equipment, checked. Brainwashing serum, checked,” he said in English as he ticked the list on his clipboard. “Miltank Milk, checked. Pika-blend Pokechow, checked. More Brainwashing serum, checked.” Saying that, the rodent ticked the rest of his checklist and laid it at the side, picking up a bag of Magikarp Chips an started munching on it, occasionally playing a game of ‘Roll the Magic Pika-changing dice’ or ‘Who’s that Pikachu’. Finally, after a few hours, a bell played into the air and Neo leaped out from his chair, heading towards a side door.

Upon opening, it revealed to be a pathway towards a balcony that Neo walked into the sunshine, where hordes of bright yellow electric rodents with red cheeks cried out ‘PIKA!’ as they saw the angelic Pikachu approaching into the sunlight. Neo raised a grubby paw to silence them, which they did with unnatural ease.

“Today,” started Neo, “The last human has been turned into a Pikachu!”

A roar of approval… well, “PIKAACHUUUUUUU!!!” ran through the crowd as they cheered. Now all of Pokemon Elite 2000 was Pika-fied!

“Today, we have Pokemon Elite 2000 shall be no more!” yelled Neo. Another roar of ‘PIKAAAAAAAA’ came through the hordes of Pikachu.

“We shall be henceforth known as Pikachu Elite 2000!” shouted the zealous rodent. The Pikachus below cheered and yelled in their native Pika-tongue as they celebrated the opening of Pikachu Elite 2000… and the sudden disappearance of Pokemon Elite 2000.

“But why stop here?” questioned Neo. “Today, pe2k. Tomorrow, Serebii! And the following day? The WWW!” he finished with a grand display of fireworks. All the other Pikachus cheered and whooped and squealed as one of the fireworks formed a picture of Neo into the sky, his wings spread out and below him were words in glaring white font.

Neo Pikachu
Director Of Pikachu Elite 2000!

But just below that text were another set of words. Neo grinned in approval and manically as he read the words upon the suddenly turned night sky, over the screams of joy from his unknowingly Pika-slaves and subordinates. And so just what was Neo’s true reason for creating ‘The Pikachu Survivor Game’? Well, to dominate the whole of Pokemon Elite 2000, Serebii and beyond!

Today: PE2K
Tomorrow: The WWW!





Heh heh... next... you'll see.... =D

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That was awesome. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

The real reason was for a load of laughs, and to see hilarous reactions from more people wearing Pikachu avatars and banners who normally wouldn't be wearing them.

Ain't it great to be crazy?
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Old 11-29-2006, 01:16 PM
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That was awesome. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

The real reason was for a load of laughs, and to see hilarous reactions from more people wearing Pikachu avatars and banners who normally wouldn't be wearing them.

Ain't it great to be crazy?
Yup, it sure is. =D

Next Up: WHAT IF... Neo had chosen to join Monesiur rust instead?

You'd be surprised... =D

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Really, Neo. Is that anyway to take over the world? You should've taken over America. Then you'd have ultimate weapons by your side...
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Really, Neo. Is that anyway to take over the world? You should've taken over America. Then you'd have ultimate weapons by your side...
See? That's my advantage. No one will ever suspect me of doing it... until its all too late to do anything about it. XD
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See? That's my advantage. No one will ever suspect me of doing it... until its all too late to do anything about it. XD
Me and my starter Trio shall take you out! Maybe later though... xD
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Inspired by... TEH ROLL. =D


+ THE ROLL OF DEUM ! +

It was THAT moment.

The unfortunate trio stood in front of the angelic Pikachu as he readied his infamous random Pikachu-changing dice. Two of them were carrying an Avenger Guard each, and one in the middle –two power guards. Poor Milos looked at himself in worry, wondering what should it be turning into an electric rodent…

“Alright guys, you ready?” asked the (un)official Pikachu Icon of pe2k. The trio nodded, and Neo let his dice run loose! The magical Pikachu changing dice ran all over the forums, banging into places and people alike. Finally it slammed onto the floor and Neo read out the number. “Two!”

Immediately, Hoshika activated her Avenger Guard. The shied wrapped her around in sliver gray coating, with a paste invulnerable for the Pika Flu. With a sigh, Neo let his dice loose again. After another three seconds, the dice fell from another random spot of the forums and the angelic rodent read out the next number. “Two!”

No response.

Neo let his dice run again.

“Two!”

Lather, rinse, repeat.

“Two!”

Still, the same.

“Two!”

And they went again…

“Two!”

And again…

“One!”

“Nooooooooooooo!” wailed Milos as his first Power Guard vanished into thin air. Knightblazer, the creator of this psychotic event snickered as the insane knight watched the entire insane event. Neo grinned, releasing his dice once more. Another three seconds later…

SLAM!

“Two!”

Again… silence. Roll again.

“Two!”

ChronoPika was visibly annoyed by now.

“Two!”

The crickets were chirping and the crows cawing.

“Three!”

At the number, ChronoPika activated his Avenger Guard, covering him with that same sliver-gray coating as Poor Milos was left alone now. Knightblazer cackled now. This was soooooooo much fun; better than anything that knight ever did, at any rate.

“One!”

“NO! NOT THAT! NOT THAT!” yelled the poor sol as his final Power Guard vanished. Knightblazer fell to the floor, now laughing as if there was no tomorrow. This was getting way too hilarious…

“Three!”

ChronoPika muffled from his coating.

“Two!”

“That’s the ninth time!” came a voice from nowhere.

“One!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” yelled Milos as he warped and slowly turned into the next victim, his wails drowned out by the delighted, insane cackles of Knightblazer.

“I… have stomach cramps…”


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Dude, that was awesome! Ha ha, what a way to pick on poor Milos. XD

This is quickly becoming one of my favorite threads. XD
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Good chapter, KB. I think I might subscribe to this thread, and read it whenever I need to have some laughter.
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