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Old 08-13-2006, 10:37 PM
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Lets do yo momma jokes.
Heres mine
you momma is so stupid she crapped on the sink and washed her hands in the toilet.
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Old 08-14-2006, 01:04 AM
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Old 08-28-2006, 09:44 PM
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more jokes please
yo momma so fat she takes highway 91 as a slipinslide
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Old 08-28-2006, 11:18 PM
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more jokes please
yo momma so fat she takes highway 91 as a slipinslide
Yo mamma is so stupid, that she was working at an m&m factory and she got fired for throwing away all the m&m's that said W.
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Old 08-29-2006, 12:09 AM
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that joke is older than dirt man
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Old 08-29-2006, 12:25 AM
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yo momma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
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Old 08-29-2006, 12:26 AM
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since knowbody comes and i mgiht get banned LOCK PLEASE!.
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Old 08-29-2006, 12:32 AM
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yo mama's so dumb she had to DIG for her IQ score
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Old 08-31-2006, 07:52 AM
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yo mumma is so ugly and stupid she went to pee in the toilet and she fell in and went to the ocean
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Old 09-22-2006, 11:57 PM
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yo mumma is so ugly and stupid she went to pee in the toilet and she fell in and went to the ocean
um..okay then...........yo momma so fat, she could outweigh the 16 ton limit on the highway!
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Old 09-23-2006, 01:04 AM
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This isn't exactly a "Yo momma" joke, but this scene from 'White Men Can't Jump' was funny.



Wesley Snipes: Yo momma was an astronaut.

Woody Harrison: My momma was too drunk to be an astronaut.


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Old 09-23-2006, 02:34 PM
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Umm..I'll guess I'll say
"Your mama so stupid,when she got locked in a grocery store,she starved to death.
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Yo momma is SOOOO UGLY that she looked in a mirror and SKELETOR came out!

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Yo momma is so fat, she broke the train when she got hit by it
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Old 09-24-2006, 01:11 AM
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Yo momma so fat that when she walked past the TV I missed the whole first season of The Simpsons! (lol always liked that one)
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