*draws a card*
"I'll start off be placing a card face down in my magic/trap zone, and playing the magic card Demon's Oath (Oath no Youma). This is a permanent magic card that allows me to activate the following effect once during each of my turns: [Pay 500 life points and name a card. Pick up (not draw) a card from your deck. If the card is the one you named, put it in your hand. If not, place it in the graveyard.]
I'll then flip summon my face down monster, Big Eye!"
*a red, demonic appears on the field, covered with ominous, sinister eyes.*
"And I will now activate it's flip effect, which allows me to look at the top 5 cards of my deck, and rearrange them in any order of my choosing."
*Brian (< me) picks up the top five cards of his deck, snickering as he sees them. He replaces them in a different order on the top of his deck.*
"Now, as you may very well have thus far fathomed, I plan to use this effect in conjection with the dark spell 'Demon's Oath', which I now activate, calling Lair of the Ten Thousand Demon Lords."
*picks up the top card of his deck*
Brian's LP: 9800
"It is, of course, the card I have named...and I will now call forth it's malevolent force! Prepare yourslef, for you are now about to face a dark power, the likes of wish you've never seen!"
*As Brian throws down the green field card onto his duel disk, a cold wind begins to blow. Dark clouds rolled in overhead, blotting out the bright afternoon sun. The sky was noe tinted with shades of black and red. Cross shaped graves rose above the ground, and a sinister temple-like structure arose behind Brian.*
"Look around you, Harison...the ancient aura that now surrounds us is both omnipotent and undeniable. Despair is, of course, inevitable here."
"I will now play another card, Harpy's Featherduster!"
*All of Harison's magic and traps shatter, lost in the dark abyss.*
"Big Eye, attack the Goblin Attack Force!"
*Big Eye attacks, and the Goblins are sent to the graye.*
"My turn is now over."
Monsters: Big Eye (Attack mode)
M/T: 2FD, Demon's Oath
Field: Lair of the 10,000 Demon Lords
Originally Posted by karmachameleon
i wish all of you americans would get out of my country.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.