1000 Signs You're a Pokemon Addict

[HKim]

You know how it goes! I'll start and you keep it going!


1. When you spot a bird, you immediately recognize it as a Pidgey before realizing it's a Pigeon.

2. You know the entire original Pokemon theme song by heart.

3. You secretly ship two unrelated characters. It is your guilty pleasure. (Ash x Latias)

[Typhlosion Explosion]

4. You ride on your swing set pretending to fly on a Pokemon.

5. You run through the woods with Pokeballs looking for Pokemon.

6. You wait for the Red Gyarados to pop out of the nearby pond.

[Graceful_Suicune]

7. Whenever you go swimming, you pretend to become invisible with the water like a vaporeon.

8. You have multiple pokemon posters on your wall.

9. When you see something pokemon-related in a store, you have to stop and look at it...and buy it if you have enough cash.

~GS.

[Neku Sakuraba]

Shouldn't this be in the Trivia section? xD

10. Making Pokemon references without anybody knowing

11. Connecting everything to Pokemon

12. Showing off how much you know about Pokemon

[Grassy_Aggron]

Maybe?

13.) Randomly using the Japanese names for phrases. Ex. "Like a BOSS! ...godora."

14.) Writing Pokemon stories, sometimes crossing it over with other series you geek about.

15.) When you are fifty and still showing up at a Toys'R'Us to get a Mew.

[Asch]

16. When you clock 999 hours or more on a Pokemon game
17. When you throw a ball at some pidgeon hoping to capture it(don't try this at home, kids!)
18. When you pretend your house is the Gym and you're the Gym leader of your city.

[Dandin]

19. When you secretly hide your pokewalker in your backpack at school.
20. When your Internet history is filled with pokemon videos, forum posts and games.
21. When you have captured all pokemon and have trained them all to lvl 100 without cheating.

[Frost Dragon]

22: When clicking the random page button on bulbapedia is your fun.
23: When you can name the exact date every pokemon game was realeased, us and japan.
24: When you catch every pokemon, including events. Enough said.

[goldwynaut]

25: you have a strong urge to say ``go pokéball!´´ or ``<pokemon> i choose you!´´ every time you throw a ball
26: then you see an animal, you wonder what pokemon it would be in the pokemon world
27: then you hear the word ``legendary´´ you instantly think about a legendary pokemon

[CM]

28) All you think and dream about is Pokémon.
29) You play one of the Pokémon games so much that your fully charged Gameboy/DS battery dies that same day.
30) You mix every other fandom you like with Pokémon, just for fun and to see what Pokémon would best suit the characters of that fandom.

[goldwynaut]

31: you know how to type an é
32: you know what pokerus is
33: every time you hear the word ``gym´´you think about epic pokemon battles, not a workout

[Typhlosion Explosion]

34. You pick sunflowers and call them Sunflora.
35. You pretend to battle robbers who break into your house.
36. You run around yelling at Team Rocket.

[goldwynaut]

37: you never remove your pokemon game from the game system in fear of breaking it
38: you think red, blue and green are the base colors
39: you,re reading this

[Typhlosion Explosion]

40. You accidentally call your dog a Poochyena or a Snubbull.
41. You buy a lot of PokeDolls and put them in a bag and run around with them.
42. You pretend your Grandma's house is a Pokemon Center.
43. You watch the anime and then want the Pokemon you see in that episode.
44. You turn your hat backwards when things get serious.
45. You point out Tauros and Miltank in a bull/cow field.

[k_pop]

46. When you start naming pets after Pokemon. (my stepbrother had a cat named Pikachu...don't ask me why for that one)

47. If you can name the first 150 (or further) Pokemon. In order!

48. When you have encountered more than one shiny Pokemon without using radar.