[WAR XI] Humor Section

[LS]

[WAR XI] Humor Section




Introduction:

Welcome to the Humor Event for WAR XI! This is an event that allows you to EXPRESS YOURSELF FULLY AND TOTALLY. Then I, the best judge ever, will deem who is worthy of the top spot. There are rules you must follow, and please do your best to follow them. I know what you’re thinking, “OH LS TELLING US TO FOLLOW RULES xDDDDDdddddddddddddddddd” but seriously, try to behave and keep everything appropriate (to a certain degree of course)


How it works:

Each week, I will update this thread with a theme, all you WAR heads must take that theme and make something FUNNY out of it, and then I will decide who the winner is for each week and you get points for your team!!

NOTE: Your submission can be anything you want. If you have a good idea for a video, a photo or even a quote! Go for it. Just know that I’ll be looking for some really good creativity. ;)

Also you must submit your works using this form:
Name:
Team:
Submission:

I will be grading your submissions in a very simple manner, if I think it’s funny, it will do well. I’ll also give a nice short review of what I thought was good/bad about it.
First place winners are awarded 3 points
Second place winners are awarded 2 points
Third place winners are awarded 1 point
And the rest of you get 0 points. ):

Rules and stuff:

1) Be creative. I don’t want to see just a photo c/p’d from the internet. Try to edit it and make it your own!
2) Do not steal other people’s ideas/works.
3) You can choose to either post your submission in this thread, or send it to me via PM
4) Do NOT edit your posts, it causes a lot of confusion and can be used for cheating or changing your submission past deadlines.
5) I am going to be limiting the number of entries per person for this event to a maximum of three. So, if you have a bunch of ideas and can think of like THREE entries, then go for it. But it’s probably better to focus your efforts on one entry. Just sayin.
6) ONE MORE THING, memes are cool and all but they’re not that creative. so YA.



WAR XI Schedule:

I will be updating the thread with the themes at the beginning of each week and I will not be accepting any submissions past the deadlines.

WEEK 1
SUNDAY, JUNE 24th 12:00:00 AM EST – FRIDAY, JUNE 30th 11:59:59 PM EST
Theme: Funny things animals do! (Bonus points if it's about a Ferret)
First place: FrozenChaos
Second place: Nitro

WEEK 2
SUNDAY, JULY 1st 12:00:00 AM EST – FRIDAY, JULY 6th 11:59:59 PM EST
Theme: Canada Day
First place: Judge Dredd
Second place: Nitro

WEEK 3
SUNDAY, JULY 8th 12:00:00 AM EST – FRIDAY, JULY 13th 11:59:59 PM EST
Theme: Neil Patrick Harris
First place: N/A
Second place: N/A

WEEK 4
SUNDAY, JULY 15th 12:00:00 AM EST – FRIDAY, JULY 20th 11:59:59 PM EST
Theme: TBA
First place: N/A
Second place: N/A

WEEK 5
SUNDAY, JULY 22nd 12:00:00 AM EST – FRIDAY, JULY 27th 11:59:59 PM EST
Special Rule: To be revealed.
First place: N/A
Second place: N/A


Now, I expect some great submissions from all of you. Don’t disappoint me.

Also Good luck

[LS]

Reserved

[Nitro]

Name: Nitro
Team: .
Submission:

The weasel war dance is a colloquial term for a behavior of excited ferrets and weasels. In wild animals, it is speculated that this dance is used to confuse or disorient prey.[1] In domestic animals, the war dance usually follows play or the successful capture of a toy or a stolen object and shows that the ferret is thoroughly enjoying itself.[citation needed] It consists of a frenzied series of sideways and backwards hops, often accompanied by an arched back, and a frizzy tail. Ferrets are notoriously clumsy in their surroundings during their dance and will often bump into or fall over objects and furniture.[2] Although the weasel war dance may make a ferret appear frightened or angry, they are often just excited and are usually harmless to humans.

FERRETS DO DAT WAR DANCE

so when playas be like



all dem ferrets be like



and wen dey do dat ferret dance
all tha ladies give em a ferret glance
and then dey be givn the ferret chance
the ferrets even make tha parrot dance



black people (+ luke walton & a shaggy barcelonian) go wild




PS: if I don't win I'm trading you to Memphis for a draft pick

[Foxamivalth]

A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb
gun in one hand and a ferret in the other.
"Now Listen here," the policeman said,
"Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless
creature I shall personally do to you"
"In that case," said the boy.
"I'll kiss it's butt and let it go"


Q: Ferrets favor fashions by which designer?
A: Alberta Ferretti.

Q: Who is a ferret's favorite composer?
A: Ferretric Chopin.

Q: Who is a ferret's favorite band?
A: The Ferretones.

Q: Which ferret became an author of stories set in
WWII and after?
A: Elie Weasel.

[LS]

Deadline is midnight everyone!

[FrozenChaos]

NO NO NO NO There's still time! O: My submission for Team .! <3 last minute as always.



oh and didnt you hear?
there's a wild business of ferrets running amok on the forum! The forum is in absolute CHAOS because everyone's things and members keep disappearing! Harry had his car keys stolen, I think Jesse lost a sock? Derian's missing an xbox controller, and Nitro himself is M.I.A. WHAT ARE WE EVER GOING TO DO? This will definitely be the downfall of pe2k for sure. YOU MUST CATCH THE LEADER OF THE FERRETS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE. I think I saw him run behind this spoiler:

Spoiler:

[LS]

Not as many people participated as I expected but I guess the submissions are now CLOSED. I will post the results tomorrow evening. ^__^

And now... for your next theme... In celebration of Canada Day Weekend!

This weeks theme is:

Spoiler:

Deadline is in the first post. Hopefully we'll get more entries. Good luck!

[LS]

The results are in.........

Your Third Place Winner is:

Spoiler:

Foxamivalth

3/5

Your entry had some really great ideas. I thought most of them were pretty clever but the reason you get third is that it was a bit tame. Maybe next time if you have a webcam or even a mic record yourself making those jokes? Could make for some really corny/funny lines. Kind of like this video I made last year for WAR: http://s172.photobucket.com/albums/w...=funnyfish.mp4

Your Second Place Winner is:

Spoiler:

Nitro

4/5 that Obama gif made me lol for ages

Your First Place Winner for Week 1 is:

Spoiler:

FrozenChaos

5/5

As for FC, I know most of you are going to say "OH SHES YOUR GF YOU BIASED" but no, FrozenChaos entertained me with her entry and forced me to stay out of the house until she was done. Also, Nitro as a Furret is just classy

[Nitro]

Name: Nitro
Team: .
Submission:



also some of the pics I used are kind of blurry after I resized them in lazy format so I'll just put them all here where they can be in full resolution in case some are hard to see

Spoiler:

[Judge Dredd]

Name: Judge Dredd
Team: Awesome!
Submission: Weekend Update !


"Canada announced today that it will be changing the name of its national pride day from Dominion Day or Le Jour de la Confé..heck I got half of that right. The new name will be Canada Day, a much more recognizable title according the mounties that hang around the public pool by my apartment. The Prime Minister got fed up with their national holiday being confused with the American Holiday "Domination Day "

"This holiday marks the joining of the British North American colonies of Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and the Province of Canada into a federation of four provinces....Yeah thats right, three colonies that became four. Apparently 3 into 4 day was not a very popular name. When asked why three colonies turned into four, Prime Minister Bullwinkle (looks a t the audience) responded the Province of Canada had really been two different colonies the whole time, what a strange mix up... I can't help what remember the last time twins were mistaken for one."

"Prime Minister I can only hope your adventure turns out to have less DUIs and Court Dates."

[Grassy_Aggron]

(No editing allowed? No problem! This is where deleting your own messages comes in handy :D )

Name: Grassy_Aggron
Team: Guardian Units of Nations
Submission: Click the image below

~Introducing a Random and Somewhat Hilarious Conversation with a Canadian~
(Bloopers Included)

OOC: It's me, Grassy_Aggron, with Saraibre Ryu, the Canadian :P Lol XD

[LS]

Your Week 2 results are in...

The winners are:


Third:

Spoiler:

Grassy Aggron:Your submission was interesting, it was something new that I didn't really expect, but honestly, I love the idea but I found that the a little hard to follow at times and was simply too long, nothing in the video particularly made me LOL but it was entertaining to watch at the time. (I was actually really excited to see it lol)

Second:

Spoiler:

Nitro: I lol'd cuz my canada day was exactly like the last pic but sry it didn't make me LOL more than 1st place.

First:

Spoiler:

Judge Dredd: Okay, at first glance I didn't really get your entry but after some revisiting I figured it out. I thought it was pretty funny andI also liked the pictures lololol. So good job! ^___^

And there you have it for Week 2!

Now for WEEK 3:

For this week, your theme is:

Spoiler:

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS!

[Nitro]

Name: Nitro
Team: .
Submission:

>last day for submissions
>nobody else has submitted anything yet
>easy points



totes waited for this opportunity

[Winter]

Name: Winter
Team: Eggman Empire
Submission:



Neil Patrick Harris: So loaded with awesome he's a human chameleon.

[Judge Dredd]

Name:Dredd
Team: Awesome !


Nitros Post is wait for La....Late !

Thought you could get away with it.


1) Rules before bros. The bond between two men on the same War team is stronger than that between a man and a woman, but the combined weight of all the rules carried down from the mountain top on stone tablets weighs more than any two bros... science

2) A bro is always entitled to do something stupid as long as the rest of his bros are all doing it. For example... If one bro decides to post an hour after a contest has ended and pleads no guilty than another bro, whose "not sure" of what time it ends can jump in and post to.