Behind the Scenes of...
Deadliest FanFic Warrior
As you may of guessed, this isn't the actual series, but the "Behind the scenes." I've got so many stupid ideas for the FanFic series that hasn't even been posted yet, it's ridiculous.
What this is, is essentially a group of one-shots I'm writing on a whim for the series that I thought would be cool. I don't gaurentee the quality of this thread to the actual series. Expect some hilarious content, stupid tib-bits, and surprise leaks to future episodes.
(The following is a rare phone interview with Lex Corp. founder and CEO, Lex Luthor.)
R: Hello? This is Redlark, with Deadliest FanFic Warrior. Mr. Luthor?
R: Alright, you’re on tape now. How are you?
R: Are you excited to see the footage of Superman versus Mew?
L: Should be interesting to watch—but I’m not a big fan of popular entertainment.
R: Makes sense, you’re a busy man.
L: Very. Can we please move this along? I’ve got important business to attend to.
R: Of course. I’ll try to make this quick, Lex.
L: Mr. Luthor.
R: Sorry, Mr. Luthor.
L: It’s fine.
R: So what are your personal feelings towards this match up?
R: What do you mean by indifferent? You’ve known the Man of Steel for some time now. He’s resided in and protected your city, and diverted catastrophe many times in the past.
L: Superman’s overrated. He’s arrogant, believes in vigilante justice, and I don’t believe he deserves the pedestal that we’ve raised him on.
R: That seems like pretty harsh words, Mr. Luthor. What are your views on Mew?
L: Mew’s fine. He’s a resident of this planet, and unlike Superman, understands the importance of investing our safety towards domestic sources; not aliens who may have a sub agenda. Personally I would like to see Mew rip apart Superman.
R: Ouch. But it’s Superman. He’s been called the greatest hero of all time. Did you know Superman’s been known to break the sound barrier and maybe even reach the speed of light?
L: I wasn’t aware of that.
R: But let’s say hypothetically you had to make a bet on one of the two. Who would you put your money on?
L: Mew. Superman hasn’t the right to victory against the most powerful creature of Earth. Also, Superman has no psychic strengths that I’m aware of.
R: Even though Superman’s saved your company from disaster in the past? You seem to be harboring some pretty ill feelings towards the Man of Steel, Mr. Luthor. Where are these feelings coming from?
L: This conversation is over. I’ve got more important business to attend to.
R: But, Mr. Luthor. You haven’t answered all my—
Editors Note: Lex Corp. has refused to make any more comments. I am sorry for the lack of insight from one of Metropolis’ most famed businessmen. Though, I am excited to report that we are schedualed to interview Professor Oak, famed researcher on Pokemon, for some insight on Mew.