King of the Hill

[Sheepat]

I throw you off the hill. Then I claim it.

[Latio-Nytro]

...I just teleport you both to the Soul Cairn. Neither of you are souless/undead (Gold, I gave you a new, living body, and dying here means your a soul stuck there for all eternity, NOT a Lich), while I have managed to travel there and do the appropriate whatnot to prevent such occurences, so while you're life force is being sapped straight out of your body, the vacancy of the hill shall be eradicated with my newfound ownership.

[Sheepat]

Soul Cairn finds me too lame. It teleports me back, and I absorb all the energy from everyone else in Soul Cairn. I throw you off the hill, into the horizon. I claim the hill.

[goldwynaut]

i am teleported back because i am also too lame for the soul cairn, and then i somehow manage to ban latio from warping stuff to random places because its not funny.

i sparta-kick sheepat so he roll downhills. claim

[Latio-Nytro]

It's not INTENDED to be funny. *Regains powers because GW's argument was turned invalid AGAIN*

ANYWAYS. I shove GW into the lake at the top of the hill. I then use my mastery over Water to fling him well beyond our good planet as well as a glob of water surrounding him, and in doing so, freeze him with said water without using any MP. YAY FOR ABUSE OF LOGIC! MY HILL!

[goldwynaut]

because you no longer control the power of the water crystal, you are unable to perform that action, but you still attempt to do it, and fail, that gives me an opportunity to serve a critical hit, and you end up rolling down the hill. claim

[Neku Sakuraba]

Oh, lookee here, the hill isn't claimed by anyone! I claim the hill.

[Sheepat]

Until I use my Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon and make your life point counter go down to zero. You gasp in pain, and I claim the hill.

[Latio-Nytro]

I was sapping both the Earth Crystal and the Water Crystal at once. If it's impossible in FFI, just don't ask now. It's a different combat system and whatnot, I can equip more than FFI, JUST DEAL WITH IT. And, quite like you, GW, I keep my sapped power, it's not bound to the crystal if I sap it. So yhea, Sucessful action. But you have failed again at claiming the hill, and even if you did, Sheepat here has it now...So yay for uneeded whatnots!

Huh, Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon...Huh. Too bad that A) I have five Exodia Pieces, and B), I played four of them while you weren't looking. I play the fifth, the rest reveal themselves, you lose automatically, I claim the hill.

[Sheepat]

I steal your Exodia cards, and I throw them into the ocean (haha reference)

Then I push you off the hill, which I claim.

[Neku Sakuraba]

Point One: When I said I wanted a "Clean Deck," I meant a new one.
Point Two: Why, oh, God, why would you clean paper cards in the ocean?
-Moar references :D-

I play Exodia Necross (Assuming they technically went to teh Gaveyard) and crush everyone who attempted to claim the hill before. Excluding me. I then claim the hill.

[Sheepat]

In the anime, Yugi's Exodia cards were thrown into the ocean.

Therefore they didn't go the graveyard. Exodia Necross returns to your hand, which I strip to nothing with a Lass from Pokemon. I then claim the hill.

[Neku Sakuraba]

I made a reference from GX abridged. xD Annnnndddd you just melted that picture in my head. Good job, buddy. I throw you off of the hill, in which making the Lass disappear with the reaction like the Ice Climbers. I then claim the hill.

[goldwynaut]

i sneak up behind MGS, steal all his cards, and throw them down the hill, he runs to congregate them all before they blow away. i claim the hill because MGS is busy looking for paper cards in the tall grass.

[Neku Sakuraba]

Who says I don't have another deck? Anyways...I'm still on the hill...and so, I ride this awesomely-awesome horse and knock you off using my two spears. I then re-claim the hill.

-Lol-