King of the Hill

[goldwynaut]

its not any fun if there is no way to overthrow you, then the hill is yours forever, is that really what you want?

the hill is still yours

[Latio-Nytro]

...The Invincibility wears off, but I've still got the hill because nobody attempted to claim it.

As a note, I'm suprised you didn't just try to teleport me somewhere else. Not like it's just me that has access to all the crazy Powers.

[goldwynaut]

i use the mighty groin kick on you, and while you are busy orbiting the planet i claim the hill

[Latio-Nytro]

My orbit is too low, and I crash into you, knocking you to China. While you get confusing directions from the locals, I claim the hill.

[goldwynaut]

i do cant not claim the hill for the hill is because summer… i claim hill because hill has.

[Latio-Nytro]

(Your reason for claiming the hill is so confusing!)

I'm not sure what just happened, but I claim the hill because it's winter. And a Blizzard blew you off it.

[goldwynaut]

sorry, i dond speak england, so i claim hill because tortoise hill is sacred to sun man bat

[Latio-Nytro]

You're not speaking English, and the Hill can only understand English reasons for it's claiming, so I claim the hill.

[Neku Sakuraba]

I turn into a Noise known as Leo Cantus and knock everyone off the hill while yelling "SO ZETTA SLOW!"

I claim the hill. (The World Ends With You FTW!)

[goldwynaut]

i get an army of zalgos to wait for you behind the wall, so every time you round a corner, you must fight one, and the hill has got a lot of corners, so you are slowed down so much i get the time to claim the hill without getting stopped

[Latio-Nytro]

The hill is very round and doesn't have sharp edges. Henceforth, you're hallucinating, the directions from the Chinese are so confusing. I claim the hill in your confusion.

[goldwynaut]

dond take yes instructions from no china! lamp is because good of all! so i caim hill, thangs

[Latio-Nytro]

Because you're english was so confusing, the few Chinese that spoke English properly could not help you, and you annoyed the Chinese enough for them to give you a map that leads to a volcano, and tell you that it's towards the hill instead. There's no marks that would suggest the 'hill' on the map is a Volcano. And said Volcano is active.

While you deal with the new introduction of a lava bath and stop speaking like you don't know English, I claim the REAL hill.

[goldwynaut]

but you dond speak of where ghost mapped, so i climb on steak to tab soda, i claim hill

[Latio-Nytro]

You die because you cannot speak confusing Chinese in chinese, thanks wholly going to a curse. You ressurect in england, and I claim the hill while you fly back to the Hill.