King of the Hill

[vegetunks937]

I did the same. Same pinch.
My hill

[Judgmental Arceus]

I charge you for trespassing on my hill, so I take my hill back

[Latio-Nytro]

I just shoot you and point to the sign that says the hill is my property and all trespassers will be shot (and survivors will be shot again). You run before I shoot again.

MY HILL!!!

[vegetunks937]

You and me got in a fight. You were badly beaten and you ran out of the hill for your life.
My hill

[Judgmental Arceus]

I set off landmines that blow the two of you into bots of burnt pieces. My hill.

[Latio-Nytro]

I reassemble myself, from the 'bots of burnt pieces' (unsure of what a 'bot' is in this circumstance), the very act of which scares you into submission. I kick you off my hill, which is now mine again.

MY HILL!!!

[Judgmental Arceus]

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I throw my shoe at you and it hits you in the middle of your face and sends you down the hill.
GTFO my hill.

[Latio-Nytro]

I come back up and throw you into the bowels of The Cave. Alone. While you attempt to solve The Cave's many puzzles (that oftentimes require three people to solve) alone while you 'seek what you desire most', I have my hill to myself for reals.

MY HILL!!!

[Judgmental Arceus]

I just simply trip a wire amd make the cave collapse on purpose. I climb out and roundhouse kick you off the hill, making it mine.

[vegetunks937]

I did a side kick and kicked you out. My hill

[Judgmental Arceus]

I parry your kick and throw you out. My hill.

[vegetunks937]

I climbed it once more and did a kamehameha on you.
My hill

[Judgmental Arceus]

I used a Star Fox refector and sent the Kamehameha Wave right back at you.
My hill.

[vegetunks937]

I used big bang kamehameha and it went through your reflector and sent you to another galaxy
My hill

[Judgmental Arceus]

I circled back to the hill using gravitational pull of a black hole and ricochet into you, sending you blasting off like Team Rocket.

My hill.