King of the Hill

[brandon_g]

I guess I dont stand a chance at a battle than huh? i have 3 pokemon skippers all levels 75+ but lower than level 90 anyway... I tell my freind cynathia who was formally the champion of sinnoh before I beat her to take the crown, (but she has gotten 10X stronger now) to help me battle you for the hill me and her beat your team to a pulp, while you run to the pokemon center to rest your pokemon (which is 5 towns away) I share the hill with cynathia

OUR HILL

[Latio-Nytro]

Miserably for YOU, I auto-used a Fairy in a Bottle to recover me and my team to full health, because Fairies in Bottles do just that to those who have caught them/are nearest. That would be me on both accounts. I have a lot of lot of Max Revives and Full Restores and all that, with a full Lv 100 team of Stone Walls/Mighty Glaciers (f***ing massive defenses, the latter also having incredible attack to boot), that can, no matter what, stall enough to recover a full party if any single one of them are the only one left at full health. I stall Cynthia out and win round two. You're so shocked you pee in your pants. You then run, because you're out of usable Pokemon yourself, and Cynthia departs, because the last Pokemon Center she visited was in Sinnoh.

MY HILL!!!

[brandon_g]

Than i call up my old pal bob who is a master trianer and breeder, he contians 10 rvies and max revives, and has 4 levekl 100's and he gives me 5 max restores and 4 restores and 17 max restores, and than cynthia flew in right as we began our battle, my freind weakened you, than cyanathia knocked out your final 2 pokemon, we claim the hill for now and use it to train against evil and trainers, we also heal up for when you return all 3 of us will be ready for your challenge.

but for now:

OUR HILL, me and my freinds will be waiting for your challenge... bye for now.

[goldwynaut]

i use
HADOUKEN
on all ur pogeymanz and claim the hill

[brandon_g]

I use a blow torch to burn you off the hill... whule you go to the hosiptal i claim the hill.

MY HILL

[goldwynaut]

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[brandon_g]

I thorugh the pizza in your face, while you run home to get changed I claim the hill

MY HILL

[Neku Sakuraba]

I spoil the ending of every game that you like that you haven't completed yet. You run home, trying to forget what I said. Meanwhile, I claim le hill.

[brandon_g]

I return and my baby pokemon thats level 2 bites your hand you go to the doctor 10 towns away and I claim the hill

MY HILL

[Neku Sakuraba]

Most baby Pokemon at that level don't have fully developed teeth, or even teeth at all. Unless...


YOU WERE THE POKEMON!

The police come to arrest you while I claim the hill. (Yes, they're back)

[brandon_g]

And I post bond and return to the hill and my infernape goes ape crap on you and poops on your head, while you go home to shower and disinfect your head i claim the hill again.

MY HILL

[goldwynaut]

according to the papers you signed to get your trainer card, witch is required to raise pokemon, you must keep your pokemon from harming or harassing other people in any way.

you are found GUILTY and goes to jaeil, i claim the hill while you are gone

[brandon_g]

Than show security camera footage of Metal throwing rocks at my infernape 10 seconds before my pokemon went ape crap... and they release me from jail, this time my infernape battles and faints all your pokemon cuase he is so mad... (no rule Against this) and I claim the hill

MY HILL

[goldwynaut]

i give you 599 US dollars instead and keep the hill

[Neku Sakuraba]

I give you $599.1 in...wherever you're from's currency so I can have the hill. You accept and I claim the hill.