[IA] The Final Destination

[Socratic Sarcasm]

An unyielding, undying, hunger.

That is the first thing you comprehend. Then you realize you don't even know where you are. As a matter of fact you don't even know who you are. You look down at the ground and see two gigantic red shoes/feet. You try to look at your hands, but instead see pink stubby knobs. You decide to move around and get a feel for this body.

As you move around, trying to get a feel for the body you're in, you realize you are a walking pink head. With stubby arms and shoe feet, of course, but still. You move your stubby hands around, stretching them as far as you can, moving left to right, when... huh?

Your hands land on a wooden pole that you were sure wasn't there before. You heave and a giant hammer comes swinging out and around. Before you know it, the hammer vanishes after a full rotation.

A grumbling put your mind back on your stomach. You notice a man up ahead who looks absolutely loaded with weight. Two problems.

Half of his weight was in weapons. And he might be the only person who knows who you are.

So, do you talk to him, or eat him?

Inventory:
One giant hammer (hammerspace)