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A Woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a Woodchuck could chuck, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood. 19 67.86%
What??? 2 7.14%
Depends how good his dentures are! 7 25.00%
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Old 03-29-2011, 02:03 AM
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So I guess 1 arb. unit = approximately 46.7 pounds.
I didn't read the Wikipedia quote, so I just entered the numbers into the calculator... and I was like "oh wow! It actually IS 15 arbitrary units of wood!"

Then I read the Wikipedia quote

Then I was like "damn, I've just been had"

I still think it all depends on how good his dentures are.
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It can't chuck wood guys because the question says if the woodchuck could chuck wood. So I'm going to put what I'm definitely right.
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I didn't read the Wikipedia quote, so I just entered the numbers into the calculator... and I was like "oh wow! It actually IS 15 arbitrary units of wood!"

Then I read the Wikipedia quote

Then I was like "damn, I've just been had"

I still think it all depends on how good his dentures are.
lol I just find that hilarious.
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As much wood as a Woodchuck could chuck if a Woodchuck could Chuck Norris.

That is my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Your answer has not yet been proven.

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It is unknown at present whether or not a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris. It seems unlikely - it is perhaps far more likely that Chuck would chuck a woodchuck that would try to chuck Norris. This of course raises the obvious question: How much woodchuck would Chuck chuck if a woodchuck couldn't chuck Chuck and Chuck could chuck woodchucks? And if at the same time woodchucks were chucking wood, would Chuck chuck woodchucks and wood and would woodchucks still chuck wood if Chuck had chucked all the wood and the woodchucks? The answers are as yet unknown.
Thus it's considered baseless conjecture.



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Old 03-29-2011, 08:19 PM
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WikiApedia, eh? Let's see something from Wikipedia :P

But I am just teasing. Still, link me to the article
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Here it is.

Wikiapedia has spoken. Ready the cannons of baseless conjectures. I'll be waiting.



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Oh HO! This is not Wikipedia, but rather a less-than-viable-but-much-more-hilarious substitute!

I would "bring it" except that woodchuck is holding a machine gun, and if I brought it, I would probably be shot numerous times, which wouldn't be good for my health

So I'll just watch from a respectable distance

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The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking.
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I was never lying in the first place. I did say Wikiapedia.

Also, maybe that Woodchuck is a Groundhog.

Also once more, I believe we did discuss that woodchucks cannot chuck wood. However, we're now discussing how much wood a Woodchuck would actually chuck, if a Woodchuck held such an ability.

From a moral viewpoint, we are being rather condenscending to the Woodchuck community. Just because we have never seen a Woodchuck chuck wood, we automatically assume that Woodchucks cannot chuck wood. In my opinion, Woodchucks can chuck anything they want, so long as they believe.

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Being a Wiki, it can never be trusted.



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I was never lying in the first place. I did say Wikiapedia.

Also, maybe that Woodchuck is a Groundhog.

Also once more, I believe we did discuss that woodchucks cannot chuck wood. However, we're now discussing how much wood a Woodchuck would actually chuck, if a Woodchuck held such an ability.

From a moral viewpoint, we are being rather condenscending to the Woodchuck community. Just because we have never seen a Woodchuck chuck wood, we automatically assume that Woodchucks cannot chuck wood. In my opinion, Woodchucks can chuck anything they want, so long as they believe.

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I guess I thought the a in Wikiapedia was a typo on your part :P My apologies

And maybe woodchucks actually are physically incapable of chucking anything. as Wikipedia tells us, its name is not derived from chucking, so perhaps it's as incapable of chucking as human beings are of firing laser beams from their elbows.

I have never seen a human being fire a laser beam his/her elbow. Even if I don't have concrete proof, I personally believe that no human is biologically capable of such a feat. The same principle goes for woodchucks--have you EVER seen a woodchuck chuck something? They are rather devoid of thumbs; how could they chuck things in the slightest?

And even then, I didn't imply that they can't chuck wood as it is. Indeed, the phrase "could" does not imply inability to do so. Here is how Google defines could:

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Used to show the possibility that something might happen
If it is a possibility, then perhaps woodchucks CAN chuck wood. I still believe that they don't, but until this post, I never implied that they can't.

Judging from a substantially large amalgamation of photographic evidence, however, it seems that most woodchucks simply aren't concerned what we think. They are fairly carefree, after all.

Isn't he cute? Not a care in the world <3
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Touche, my friend.

Also, to the army Woodchuck, I should hope you have decades of experience in the field, as mine does. It shall be a valiant battle.

Also, maybe this Woodchuck cares.
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As much wood as a wood CHUCK NORRIS could if a wood CHUCK NORRIS could chuck wood.
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Also, maybe this Woodchuck cares.
Hahahaha xD I like it

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I guess I can take yer word fer it.
Apparently, he guesses he can take our word fer it.

Is that the same as not caring? Well, that's up to the viewer to decide
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What in the-

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? JEST WHAT THE HELL DO YA'LL THINK YER DOIN' TAKIN' UNAUTHORICIZED PICTURES OF ME?!

I'm callin' the police. Ain't no reason any decent, red-blooded woodchuck citizen of these United States should have to worry about this here kind o' stalkery.
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