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A Woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a Woodchuck could chuck, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood. 19 67.86%
What??? 2 7.14%
Depends how good his dentures are! 7 25.00%
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Old 03-28-2011, 02:31 AM
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Well?

...How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood??

I need to know!!
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We just keep on chuckin' 'til we're dead.
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15 arbitrary units of wood.
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15 arbitrary units of wood.
I don't reckon ain't nobody tried to figure the amount, but iffin they did, 15 might be damn close.

'Course us poor, simple woodchucks can't count to 15, but ya'll doctorin' types got it right figured out, don'cha?
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A woodchuck would chuck the weight of 37 chickens before realizing there is no point in it.
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Divide by zero to get your answer.
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A-hem.

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The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:

* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck
Please, please. Hold your applause.
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Please, please. Hold your applause.
I'm sure Woodchuck agrees, iffin he understood.
Well shoot, lil' missy. I can't understand none o' them fancy schmancy words. They look pretty darn scientifical, though, so I guess I can take yer word fer it.
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Don't worry, sir, they're nothin' but a compliment. 8)
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That's easy.

ALL OF IT.

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Be quiet, I already won, Geoffrey. :I
Move over, Professor DISCO is here. :DDD
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If you ask me, the actual amount of chuckable wood is approximately 274. The Wall Street Journal can kiss my bum
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So I guess 700 pounds is 15 arbitrary units of wood?
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In science and technology, an arbitrary unit (abbreviated arb. unit,[1] see below) or procedure defined unit[2] (p.d.u.) is a relative unit of measurement to show the ratio of amount of substance, intensity, or other quantities, to a predetermined reference measurement. The reference measurement is typically defined by the local laboratories or dependent on individual measurement apparatus. It is therefore impossible to compare "1 arb. unit" by one measurer and "1000 arb. unit" by another measurer without detailed prior knowledge on how the respective "arbitrary units" were defined; thus, the unit is sometimes called an unknown unit.
So I guess 1 arb. unit = approximately 46.7 pounds.
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