Corrupt-a-Wish

[Frost Dragon]

granted. you cant control it, all your family is dead.
I wish I had a fish stick sandwich burrito.

[Foxamivalth]

Granted, you then die under trucks of buritto.
I wish I could travel to my past.

[Judgmental Arceus]

Granted. You corrupt your timeline and end up killing yourself while ripping apart the fabric of time and space.

I wish Bulbasaur could use Dig

[Foxamivalth]

Granted, but he will never dig up to the surface, he'll end up under the gound and stuck there, buried.
I wish all countries built a statue of me.

[Dark Umbreon]

Granted, it's because your wanted in all countries.
I wish for a hotdog

[Judgmental Arceus]

Granted. Its cold before you eat it.
I wish my first day of school was better.

[Foxamivalth]

Granted, you have a crash on a male teacher.
I wish I was skinny.

[Judgmental Arceus]

Granted. You are so skinny that your bones pierce through your skin and you are classified a zombie.
I wish ninjas fought giant robots with lasers

[Foxamivalth]

Granted, robots fight back using shuriken.
I wish people can live on Saturn.

[Judgmental Arceus]

Granted. The nights are ice cold and the days are boiling hot.
I wish a Fire/Grass pokemon was invented

[Foxamivalth]

Granted, they'll be invented when Pokemon dies.
I wish there was a Pokemon had ATK equal to Blissey's max HP.

[Judgmental Arceus]

Granted. It's banned from all use in official tournaments and Wi-Fi battles.
I wish Dunsparce evolved.

[Foxamivalth]

Granted, Dunsparce can evolve twice but other Pokemon can not evolve now.
I wish Stunfisk evolved to a beautiful serpent.

[Judgmental Arceus]

Granted. The serpent is violent like Gyarados
I wish Gyarados was a Dragon-type

[Foxamivalth]

Granted, but now it learns Flying-type moves instead of Dragon-type.
I wish Happiny's line had better ATK and DEF.