Corrupt-a-Wish

[Dragotech]

Granted, but you fail it anyways.
I wish I haz a magical flying unicorn with a unibrow!!

[Cobalt Shadow]

Granted the government kills it.
I wish my mum was a decent human being.

[Dragotech]

Granted, but it is only after your death.
I wish I had a potato

[Cobalt Shadow]

granted you eat it.
I wish I wasnt so tired

[goldwynaut]

granted, but now you cant ever relax again

i wish potato

[Feather]

Granted, but now you're a potato for life.

I wish for a pet rabbit

[goldwynaut]

granted, but every time you try to pet it it morphs into a huge rabbit monster and goes an a killing spree

i wish i could summon something that can cause massive destruction

[goldwynaut]

granted, but every time you try to pet it it morphs into a huge rabbit monster and goes an a killing spree

i wish i could summon something that can cause massive destruction

[Cobalt Shadow]

Granted you destroy the world. I wish my uncle didn't snore so loud.

[Dark Moonlight]

Granted, but your auntie starts snoring even louder.

I wish for a pony.

[Cobalt Shadow]

grantd it stomps on you. I wish I could stop doing music at school

[Dark Moonlight]

Granted, but all your best friends start up a world-famous band and you're left out because you stopped doing music.

I wish I was famous.

[Cobalt Shadow]

granted you are famous for something bad like Osama Bin Ladin

I wish I had an Epiphone Dot

[ArceusTheCreator]

Granted but it sounds like a vuvuzela
I wish bronies felt ashamed.

[goldwynaut]

granted, but all they say is: friendship and tolerance and blah blah blah blah blah!

i wish i had 99998 pokédollars