Corrupt-a-Wish

[Neku Sakuraba]

Granted, but you move it during a thunderstorm and get shocked.

I wish I could beat SQUAR--I mean, Eraqus in Birth By Sleep.

[goldwynaut]

granted, but before you get the time to save the power goes out

ai wishus for moar awzum!

[Latio-Nytro]

You spell incorrectly. But granted. Now everyone is more awesome. Except for you. You're less awesome now. Pity.

I Wish for the Creation Trio (Dialga, Palkia, Giratina)

[goldwynaut]

granted, but they kill you

i wish latio would stop heiling to the grammar führer

[Socratic Sarcasm]

Granted, but as the Grammar Führer I take issue with losing one of my subjects, and become even more merciless than he in correcting your grammar.

I wish everyone else meant what they said and said what they meant.

[Latio-Nytro]

Granted. Now there's no such thing. But Grammar Nazis' still exist, and are stronger than ever. Oh, and now, The Troll king (which, according to you, IS the Grammar Fuher (no r between h and e), no longer existed EVER, causing Trollkind (which you are a member of) to wither and die.

AND I CLAIM THE-wait, wrong thread!

I wish I could keep the hill in 'King of the Hill' for more than one post.

[goldwynaut]

granted, but then i keep it for 3 ´cuz i,m a shadow mage´

i wish latio would become a shadow mage

[Neku Sakuraba]

Granted, but I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for something.

[Latio-Nytro]

Granted, I'm my old class again. Oh, and after a few posts, I'll get an upgrade. HOORAH FOR UPGRADES.

I wish for a tree to fall in a forest where nobody can hear it.

[goldwynaut]

granted, but its super effective and the forest faint, thus stopping the process of photosyntesis, and everybody suffocates *hogabogahogaho**faints due to lack of oxygen*

i wish cleverbot was less emo

[Socratic Sarcasm]

Granted, it becomes a perfectly happy serial killer.

I wish I was an epic wiseass.

[Phantasm.Angel]

Granted, but being wise for a donkey isn't exactly a feat worth bragging about.

I wish I lived in the 80's.

[goldwynaut]

granted, but… i cant corrupt that wish, because living in the 80s must have been perfect

i wish i was born early enough to truly experience the 90s

[Socratic Sarcasm]

Granted, but you are killed in 1989

I wish I could come up with a wish.

[mintjelly]

Granted, but your wish is corrupted.

I wish psychic attacks could hit dark type Pokemon.