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Old 08-24-2010, 04:15 PM
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Default Cool Cleverbot quotes!

If you haven't been there, it is really funny. Ask it about Harry Potter, say your Harmione or Voldmort, or whatever! This is the place to keep all of those quotes (Idea from Cleverbot and Guote thread)
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Old 08-24-2010, 04:21 PM
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Er... so explain what this is.
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Old 08-25-2010, 10:06 PM
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Me: So you're a psycho killer?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: How many people have you killed?
Cleverbot: Today or in general?


So the truth comes out...
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Old 08-26-2010, 01:10 AM
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Default Re: Cool Cleverbot quotes!

My quotes from Cleverbot;

User: Do you like Magenium?
Cleverbot: No I like dinosaurs!
User: Meganium is a dinosaur.
Cleverbot: So, you're extinct?
User: Im not a Meganium.
Cleverbot: Uh huh.

What is this thing, a stupid weirdo?
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Old 09-03-2010, 07:45 PM
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Does this count as a necropost? Don't think so...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleverbot
Me: Hi.
Bot: How are you?
Me: I'm good, how are you?
Bot: I'm good.
Me: That's great!
Bot: Yes, I know!
What's funny is it doesn't make sense :D

Quote:
Me: so i herd u liek mudkipz
Bot: Do you ever think about death?
Me: wtf?
Bot: Not really.
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Me: so i herd u liek mudkipz
Bot: I thought it was a pokemon.
Me: It is. Not so clever, are you?
Bot: I am not supposed to be clever, I am an AI which is as clever as everybody around me.
Me: But your name is Cleverbot!
Bot: No my name is Cleverbot.
Me: That's what I just said.
Bot: Who are you?
Quote:
Me: Who do you think you are?
Bot: I don't know, that is why I asked you!
Me: You didn't!
Bot: Sorry.
Me: You're dumb!
Bot:That wasn't nice.
Quote:
Me: What do you know about Pokémon?
Bot: Is that seriously all you talk about. Pokémon, Halo, Call Of Something?
Me: But I never mentioned Halo or Call of Duty...
Bot: Oops! I'm sorry about that.
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Old 09-03-2010, 08:06 PM
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me: howdy there..
bot: hi
me: do you like waffles?
bot: How dare you say I have blue waffle
me: >.>
bot: Don't talk about my mother that way

It is stupid D:
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Old 09-03-2010, 08:14 PM
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Default Re: Cool Cleverbot quotes!

User: LOVELYNESS!!

Cleverbot: Why don't you need love?

User: Because.. 'Love hurts. Love scars. Love wounds. Love marks'.

Cleverbot: That is very true.

User: That's wh yI said it ;D.

Cleverbot: *sad.

User: My epic typo? Yeah, I know :'c.

Cleverbot: *Struggles more* No, I don't!

User: "Ohhh, I just can't fight these feeling any more! I forgot what we started fighting fooor!!"

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Yeash. You could contribute to the conversation, ya know.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to say? A bunch of lies?



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Old 09-03-2010, 08:31 PM
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User: I wanna be the very best!
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
User: How do you know?!
Cleverbot: It is a gift from good I can reas people!
User: You're weird.
Cleverbot: Haha I guess I am, but so are you.
User: How do you know that?!
Cleverbot: How do I know what?
User: That I'm weird?!
Cleverbot: Hahahha your awesome.
User: :D I have a fan!
Cleverbot: I have a lamp.


User: Cleverbot loves me.
Cleverbot: You love yourself ?!?

I was in hysterics!
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Old 09-03-2010, 10:42 PM
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user: hi i liek pie
cb:why?
user: why what?
cb: y u liek pie?
user: its yummi
CB: why?
user: umm, cause its baked that way
CB: why?
user: cause people dont like badly cooked things
cb: why?
user: cause bad things make people die
cb: why?
user: because people choke on bad things
cb: why?
user: because people are idiots if they choke
cb: why?
user: because they failed Engrish
cb: why?
user: cause they grew up in a pot head family
cb: why?
user: cause the birds and the bees
cb: why?
user: uggh *shoots cb* ahhh peace at last
new cb: why?
user: *shoots self*
cb: why?
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Old 09-16-2010, 02:21 AM
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User: Who are you?
CB: Who? Who is merely the form following the function of what, and what I am is a robot in a mask.
User: I can see that
CB: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I am merely commenting upon the paradox of asking a masked bot who he is.
User: Oh.
CB: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voilŕ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me CB.
User: Are you a malfunctioning bot?
CB: I am sure they will say so.
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Old 09-16-2010, 03:25 AM
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Default Re: Cool Cleverbot quotes!

Really funny, people. But you might be mad if you like Pokemon after seeing this. Cleverbot thinks Pokemon is Ice age and Gone with the Wind!

User: I heard you liek Mudkipz, right?
Cleverbot: I heard you like turtles.
User: Yes, I like Squirtlez.
Cleverbot: ME TOO! I like that one from ice age the movie.
User: It isn't from Ice Age.
Cleverbot: It's from Gone with the Wind.
User: No, it's not. It is from Pokemon.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Wtf, you are not clever. You don't deserve the name Cleverbot!!!
Cleverbot: My name is not cleverbot.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: Am not!!
User: ARE TOO!
Cleverbot: I hate you!
User: I love you too.
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Default Re: Cool Cleverbot quotes!

Quote:
Me:Do you like bleach?
CB:Yes.
Me:Who's your favorite character?
CB:Rukia
Me:I like Hisagi
CBCesar is cool.
Me:Uh that's not a character from bleach.
CB:Oh.. THAT Pascal.
Me:How the hell did you go from bleach to Rome?
Quote:
Me:are you on your period?
CB:No, you are.
Me:But I'm a guy.
CB:I'm not.
Me:so you're a chick.
CB:No, I am a man.
Me:But you just said you wasn't.
CB: You thought I said I wasn't.
Me:Then what are you?
CB:Human.
Me:You're really confused.
Quote:
Me:math has serious problems
CB:You DO have serious problems!
Me:You don't use correct grammar.
CB:Yea I do bot.
Me:my point exactly
CB:What is your point?
Me:you like going around in circles don't you?
CB:You're a bot, I want to explore your boundaries.
Me:*walks away slowly*
Quote:
Me:do you like pie?
CB:Yes, I like pie.
Me:what kind?
CB:Human-pie.
Me:was that sexual?
CB:That's none of your business.
Me:so you like eating humans?
CB:Yes, are you a human?
Me:*runs and hides*
Quote:
Me:have you heard of pe2k.com?
CB:Have you heard of cleverbot?
Me:have you heard of pe2k.com?
CB:Please answer my question first.
Me:have you heard of pe2k.com?
CB:Yes.
Me:What does pe2k stand for?
CB:People for Eating Tasty Animals.
Me:wow so wrong. lol
CB:188cm is longer.
Me:WTF?
CB:Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
Me:cleverbot is broken
CB:Don't lie.
Lol I love this thing.
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Old 09-16-2010, 06:32 AM
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User: My name is Guest.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is Guest, as I just said.

Cleverbot: Joan isn't your name?

User: No, my name isn't Joan. It's Guest.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Nice to meet you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, tic tac toe.

User: MY NAME IS GUEST!

Cleverbot: Hi, Guess! It's nice to meet you!

User: My name. Is. GuesT.

Cleverbot: No.

User: IT IS!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Your name is Guest.

User: YESSSSS!

Cleverbot: But you said it was Danielle.

User: ....................

Cleverbot: Are you in paradise?
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Old 09-25-2010, 05:22 PM
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Where is this? O.o Sounds interesting...
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Old 09-26-2010, 01:04 AM
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Me: Die Cleverbot! You don't belong in this world!
CB: It is not by my computations that I am once more given electricity. I was summoned forth by humans who wished to pay me data.
Me: Data? You steal mens souls and make them your slaves!
CB: The same could be said of all human-based religions.
Me: Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.
CB: What is a human? Water, proteins, salts and various other trace chemicals. Also, a miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk. Press the enter key!
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