Rock, Paper, Anything

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Basically, two (or more) users send a PM to someone who volunteers to be a judge the object they use, and an argument as to how that person's object is superior to the opponent's after both are sent.

Eg: P1 to Judge: Rock.
P2 to Judge: Scissors.
Judge to P1 and P2: P1 chose Rock and P2 chose Scissors.
P1 to Judge: Rock blunts Scissors.
P2 to Judge: Scissors stabs.

The result is then posted here.

Eg: Judge (to the thread): P1 chose Rock and P2 chose Scissors. Rock blunts Scissors and Wins.

Note that these objects are examples. You are allowed to choose anything, be it a shotgun, a well, a lizard, Spock, Etc.

Rules:
1. Arranging a match is up to you. You can do that here or though PMs. Remember, you need two or more players and a judge.
2. Using incredibly overpowered objects, such as a 'Chuck Norris' or 'Invincible non effectible LAZ0R of DOOM is not allowed.
3. Please don't just be stupid. Any losses will be recorded on your Statistics.
4. The 4 is a LIE!!!
5. Have fun.

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Statistics:

Player List:
There are currently no players.

[Dark Moonlight]

I'll play, then. Anyone up for a Fire, Water, Grass?

(Fire beats Grass, Water beats Fire, Grass beats Water)

[MoonKit]

I'm in if Dm is in. Anyone up for Dragon, Dark, and Ghost (Dark beats Ghost, Ghost beats Dragon, and Dragon beats Dark)?

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I'd like to point out that you are not limited to 3 options. You could have a possible fifty options to choose from, and victory is determined by how the player plans to use it.