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View Poll Results: Be my girlfriend? OR find me a girlfriend?
Nice try bud, I'm already taken though. 8 23.53%
I'm single and interested in pursuing a relationship with you. 12 35.29%
If you voted option 2, please provide a pic of yourself and your number or a way to contact you. 14 41.18%
Voters: 34. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 08-17-2010, 03:09 AM
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It's amusing how the males are posing as females in this given thread.
did you ever think that maybe we're females posing as males but we can't hide our true selves anymore because this sexy young man makes us horny?
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Old 08-17-2010, 03:13 AM
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Hey, aren't I cute?

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Old 08-17-2010, 03:17 AM
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I'm not really trolling, just trying to be a little funny.

Without laughter what do we have? Also looking for more babes, still don't have a girlfriend.
Oh, I'm not hating if you're trying to be funny. I love laughing and making jokes, in fact, I too troll a bit at other sites, just for kicks. It makes others laugh too. :D
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Old 08-17-2010, 04:14 AM
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Haha this a funny thread it would be funnier if you posted a big of a really fat nasty looking guy and was like hey, I'm looking for a girlfriend
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Favorite Show: Tyler Perry's "House of Payne"
Favorite Band: The Bear Hunters
I'm now dead inside..


I mean it'd be fine if not for the Tyler Perry bit.

Other wise, this is me: [x] hit me up, cause it's a party in the USA. ;3
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I'm now dead inside..


I mean it'd be fine if not for the Tyler Perry bit.

Other wise, this is me: [x] hit me up, cause it's a party in the USA. ;3
Son, I am disappoint.
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Old 08-17-2010, 09:23 PM
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Celebrity impersonators have taken over. :O
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You've always had a girlfriend. You just always ignore her. She's always been by your side. In times of trial, she was there to wipe away a tear. When you were hurt and in pain, she was there to hold you and comfort you. When you were lonely, she was there to lift up your spirit. But you ignore her and take her for granted, always wanting what you think of as "better."

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She is a lovely little woman, isn't she?


And she will always be with you unless you decide to sever her permanently. Start appreciating her.
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Old 08-17-2010, 09:53 PM
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You've always had a girlfriend. You just always ignore her. She's always been by your side. In times of trial, she was there to wipe away a tear. When you were hurt and in pain, she was there to hold you and comfort you. When you were lonely, she was there to lift up your spirit. But you ignore her and take her for granted, always wanting what you think of as "better."

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She is a lovely little woman, isn't she?


And she will always be with you unless you decide to sever her permanently. Start appreciating her.
Hey man what are you doing posting pictures of my girlfriend Jill? Not cool man, not cool.
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Old 08-17-2010, 09:57 PM
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Hey babe, I know this is just a joke but it hurts.

You see, before you came into my life I had to rub my own weewee. You made me learn to not feel dumb when I'm being myself, and I know when you leave you'll be back in my arms at the end of the day, but sometimes I get so lonely waiting for you. I get so lonely that I have to find odd things to do because masturbating gets tiring, so I wrote you this song:

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"Hey there Zak, what's it like with tig ole bitties
You're a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do
You leave my genitals black and blue, I swear it's true.

Hey there Zak, don't you worry about my distance
I swear as soon as I hit puberty I'll put on a couple of inches
Close your eyes, put your head back and take a ride
I'm deep inside

Oohhhh it stings me when I pee
Oh, it stings me when I pee

Ohhh it stings me when I pee
Oh it stings me when I pee
Stings me when I pee
(But you set me free)

Hey there Zak, I know you put on a few carbs
Best believe me girl, better lose some weight because breaking up with you would be hard
Cause I won't put up with it if all you do, is eat da food

Hey there Zak, I've got so much left to say
But writing songs for another male is just a little bit gay
So this will be my first and last
When I ram you it hurts your ass
Dat ass is grass

Oohhhh it stings me when I pee
Oh, it stings me when I pee

Ohhh it stings me when I pee
Oh it stings me when I pee
Stings me when I pee
(But you set me free)

i dont want to write anymore


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Old 08-17-2010, 10:40 PM
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Thanks kers babe youre awesome
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Old 08-17-2010, 10:41 PM
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Hey babe, I know this is just a joke but it hurts.

You see, before you came into my life I had to rub my own weewee. You made me learn to not feel dumb when I'm being myself, and I know when you leave you'll be back in my arms at the end of the day, but sometimes I get so lonely waiting for you. I get so lonely that I have to find odd things to do because masturbating gets tiring, so I wrote you this song:

Spoiler:
"Hey there Zak, what's it like with tig ole bitties
You're a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do
You leave my genitals black and blue, I swear it's true.

Hey there Zak, don't you worry about my distance
I swear as soon as I hit puberty I'll put on a couple of inches
Close your eyes, put your head back and take a ride
I'm deep inside

Oohhhh it stings me when I pee
Oh, it stings me when I pee

Ohhh it stings me when I pee
Oh it stings me when I pee
Stings me when I pee
(But you set me free)

Hey there Zak, I know you put on a few carbs
Best believe me girl, better lose some weight because breaking up with you would be hard
Cause I won't put up with it if all you do, is eat da food

Hey there Zak, I've got so much left to say
But writing songs for another male is just a little bit gay
So this will be my first and last
When I ram you it hurts your ass
Dat ass is grass

Oohhhh it stings me when I pee
Oh, it stings me when I pee

Ohhh it stings me when I pee
Oh it stings me when I pee
Stings me when I pee
(But you set me free)

i dont want to write anymore


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Old 08-18-2010, 04:48 AM
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hey jom lets hook up. heres my pic

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Old 08-18-2010, 10:52 AM
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Alright, yeah, we get it. I'm lonely, and I used my hand to masturbate. She is not my girlfriend, I need a real human girl, not just my hand. You just don't get it.
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