iPoké Abenteuer von Awesomeness

[Dark Moonlight]

How to play:
This game is a continuing aventure of a person called iPoké. It is genderless. iPoké goes on an adventure, and he writes diaries about it - and uses a translator, because he's selling it to German people. So we all write a diary entry for him, and translate it back to English, and you should have a completely funny fail. And he has to catch up with a Pokémon adventure too.

Tag einer
Position: Spanien
I' VE kam gerade in Spanien, aber in it' an; s mögen, sollte Mitternacht in Spanien also in mir erhalten zu schlafen und einige der Grausigkeiten des Strahlensträflings zu vermeiden, während ich noch kann. Umarmungen und Küsse, iPoké xxx

Translation:
Day of one Position: Spain I' VE came straight into Spain, but into it' on; s may sleep, should midnight in Spain thus in me received and avoid some the Grausigkeiten of the radiation convict, while I can still. Embraces and kisses, iPoké xxx

Original text:
I've just arrived in Spain, but it's like, midnight in spain so I should get to sleep and avoid some of the horrors of jet lag while I still can.
Hugs and kisses, iPoké xxx

[Team_Edward019]

Ich wachte gerade, OMFG auf! seine 2037.03,…, das jene Schlaftabletten gut funktionierten. Auch there' merkwürdige alte Paare S.-A. in meinem Bett. I' m, das beginnt, dem Gefühl sie zu erhalten aren' t das Mädchen und der Zimmerservice… I' m, das geht, zurück zu gehen, jetzt zu Bett zu gehen, meine Kälber, verletzte, ich muss sie drehen. Nighty Nighty, schlafen tighty, don' t ließ gruselige falsche Zähne der alten Personen, Sie im Esel zu beißen!

to:
I woke up straight, OMFG! its 2037,03,…, those sleeping pills well worked. Also there' strange old pairs S. - A. in my bed. I' m, which begins, the feeling it to receive aren' t the girl and the room service… I' m, which goes, going back now to bed to go, injured my calves, must I it turn. Nighty Nighty, sleep tighty, don' t let gruselige wrong teeth of the old persons to bite you in the donkey!

originally:
I just woke up, OMFG! its 2037.03...those sleeping pills worked well. Also, there's a strange old couple in my bed. I'm starting to get the feeling they aren't the maid and room service...I'm gonna go back to bed now, my calves hurt, I need to rotate them.
nighty nighty, sleep tighty, don't let a creepy old persons false teeth bite you in the ass!

[Dark Moonlight]

Heute morgen, erklärte der Hotelmanager Anvisieren der Paare wurden gesehen nachts und verschwanden bis zum Morgen. They' VE ordnete, damit ich in einem anderen Raum bleibe. Ich hoffe, dass er eine Feder hat und ich Verpackung erhalten sollte… ~iPoké

Translation:
This morning, the hotel manager explained to sight the pairs seen at night and disappeared up to the morning. They' VE arranged, so that I remained in another area. I hope that he has a feather/spring and I should receive packing… ~iPoké

Original:
This morning, the hotel manager explained sightings of the couple were seen at night and vanished by morning. They've arranged for me to stay in another room. I hope it has a pen, and I should get packing... ~iPoké

[Team_Edward019]

Fällt es didn' aus; t haben eine Feder so I' m, das dieses in mein eigenes Blut schreibt,…, das ich sonderbar mich fühle, die Schlaftabletten mustn' t haben sich schon abgenutzt. Ich packte gerade aus und es geschah gerade, eine Anmerkung über die Unterseite meines Koffers zu geben, die las. Leeve sics Choklit barz auf dem Schreibtisch durch 6 morgens oder yool neva sehen yur gardin nome Agen I couldn' t wird und I don' gestört; t sogar haben einen Garten Gnome, byeeee! xoxo

to:
It falls didn' out; t have a feather/spring so I' m, which writes this into my own blood,…, which I feel strangely me, the sleeping pills mustn' t have themselves already worn out. I unpacked straight and it happened straight to give a note on the lower surface of my suit-case which read. Leeve sics Choklit barz on the desk by 6 in the morning or yool neva see yur nome Agen I couldn' to DIN; t becomes and I don' disturbed; t even have a garden of gnomes, byeeee! xoxo

Originally:
Turns out it didn't have a pen so I'm writing this in my own blood...I feel weird, the sleeping pills mustn't have worn off yet. I just unpacked and there just happened to be a note on the bottom of my suitcase that read.
Leeve sics Choklit barz on the desk by 6 am or yool neva see yur gardin nome agen
I couldn't be bothered, and I don't even have a garden gnome, byeeee! xoxo

[Dark Moonlight]

Ich verwirklichte schließlich, was die Anmerkung durch Garten Gnome bedeutete. Einer jener dummen kleinen Gnomes saß im Badezimmer, also ließ ich es heraus das Fenster fallen. Leute schauten oben, aber ich verschwand gerade rechtzeitig. I vermutlich won' t sehen, dass es mehr jetzt ich es heraus das Fenster warf. Humorvolle Anmerkung. ~iPoké

Translation:
I realised finally, which meant the note by garden of gnomes. One that stupid small Gnomes sat in the bathroom, therefore I let it fall out the window. People looked above, but I disappeared straight in time. I probably won' t see that it threw I it out more now the window. Humorous note. ~iPoké

Original:
I finally realized what the note meant by garden gnome. One of those silly little gnomes was sitting in the bathroom, so I dropped it out the window. People looked up, but I vanished just in time. I probably won't see it anymore now I threw it out the window. Humorous note. ~iPoké