The Mod grabbed the thread, and he started to shove
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who
! Jedi Master Bob-Who
, who was not more than two.
The Mod had been caught by this tiny Who
Who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water.
He stared at the Mod and said,
"Santy Claus, why, "Why are you taking our Christmas thread? WHY?"
But, you know, that old Mod was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
"There's a quote in this thread that won't quote on one side."
"So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear."
"I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."
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