In this thread, you can post all the funny jokes you know to make other people laugh.
Don't forget to read the other jokes you did not wrote also. They can make you laugh too, you know!
Anyway, here's mine:
Three criminals are sentenced to exile in the desert and can only bring one personal item.
"I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to eat," said the first criminal.
"I brought a water skin, so that when I get thirsty, I'll have something to drink," said the second.
The third criminal looks proud of himself. "I brought a car door, so when it gets hot, I can roll down the window."
Funny? I hope so!