Corrupt-a-Wish

[Dragotech]

Granted You get a reincarnation of Camille instead!!
I wish I was a Xenomorph!

[goldwynaut]

granted, but you instantly loose your mind and become wild, unaware of how awesome you are

i wish i could shoot laser from my fingers

[goldwynaut]

granted, but you instantly loose your mind and become wild, unaware of how awesome you are

i wish i could shoot laser from my fingers

[Cobalt Shadow]

granted you accidentally burn the president and he has your fingers cut off and eaten by turkeys.

I wish there wasn't pizza stuck between my teeth

[brandon_g]

granted but now you are never allowed to eat pizza again

I wish my laptop worked so I can come on more

[goldwynaut]

granted, but it explodes in your face after a week

i wish calm nature pokemon

[brandon_g]

granted but they are calm for a day than they riot and kill you

I wish I had a new well behaved forever kitten

[goldwynaut]

granted, but it wont eat anything else than CHEZBURGER

i wish i could troll smogonites

[Dragotech]

Granted, but then they become uber powerful and destroy you with their quantum lazuhz!
I wish time would flow faster in the gaming world

[Cobalt Shadow]

Granted you lose track of time and die.
I wish I don't have to go camping with my family.

[goldwynaut]

Granted, you go to soviet russia, wher camp families YOU

I wish for a level up

[thirty-six]

Granted, you level up to 101 and get get erased for cheating.

I wish you'd make a new thread

[Cobalt Shadow]

Granted nobody likes it.
I wish I was finished with school.

[goldwynaut]

granted, but you end up working at mcdonalds

i wish i was through with school so i could get a life

[Typhlosion Explosion]

Granted, but the wish corrupts (obviously) and takes you into the future 5 minutes before your death.

I wish...-insert cool wish here-