Originally Posted by Master Zorua
If you work there as an employee, just do what Walter would do. Greet everyone with "Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your sh** and get out!"
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Thank you for posting this. LOL
Originally Posted by Pe2k Voices
Mention casually to the cashier that you have the bubonic plague.
Someon did to me. I nodded my head and said awesome.
Now I used to work at Wal-Mart as a cashier. Here is something that I KNOW will get you kicked out.
Start a perfume fight. Just grab perfume and start tagging your friends with it. This will most likely create a massive concentration of perfume that will eventually take over the entire store, and the epicenter of it all will be like walking through tear gas. Not only will it get you kicked out, but it will also last a good few hours before it goes away.