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So this is mine, and it's kind of long, so bear with me. I told this to someone on AIM and cp'd it because I'm a lazy ass, by the way.
okay so
one day a fish is swimming just under the surface of the water
and a fly is flying just out of the fishes jumping distance
and the fish says to itself
if that fly comes six inches closer, ill jump up and eat him
and just then a bear on the shore look sand says, if that fish comes any closer, itll jump up and i can catch it and eat him
a little farther away, a hunter sees whats going on and says 'if that fly moves closer to that fish, itll jump and the bear will get it and ill shoot th ebear'
and then a rat standing behind the hunter thinks 'if that fly moves closer to the fish, itll jump and the bear will get it, and the hunter will shoot the bear, and i can get the sandwich from his pocket'
and behind the rat, a cat is watching everything and goes 'if that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will get the sandwich, and ill get the rat'
then the fly drops a few inches, the fish gets the fly, the bear grabs the fish, the hunter shoots the bear, the rat grabs the sandwich, and the cat jumps and misses the rat and lands in the lake
the moral of the story is: if the fly drops six inches, the pussy will get wet
Words cannot express... HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU THAT WAS BRILLIANT
So this is mine, and it's kind of long, so bear with me. I told this to someone on AIM and cp'd it because I'm a lazy ass, by the way.
okay so
one day a fish is swimming just under the surface of the water
and a fly is flying just out of the fishes jumping distance
and the fish says to itself
if that fly comes six inches closer, ill jump up and eat him
and just then a bear on the shore look sand says, if that fish comes any closer, itll jump up and i can catch it and eat him
a little farther away, a hunter sees whats going on and says 'if that fly moves closer to that fish, itll jump and the bear will get it and ill shoot th ebear'
and then a rat standing behind the hunter thinks 'if that fly moves closer to the fish, itll jump and the bear will get it, and the hunter will shoot the bear, and i can get the sandwich from his pocket'
and behind the rat, a cat is watching everything and goes 'if that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will get the sandwich, and ill get the rat'
then the fly drops a few inches, the fish gets the fly, the bear grabs the fish, the hunter shoots the bear, the rat grabs the sandwich, and the cat jumps and misses the rat and lands in the lake
the moral of the story is: if the fly drops six inches, the pussy will get wet
That's... unfortunate. However, that's not where I heard the joke from. I heard it a long time ago, back in middle school, but it's probably a common joke. :/ If that makes mine unusable, then yeah, I'll retract it. I thought we were allowed to use jokes we heard from other people. :X Sorry.
as much as I find hearing you speak amusing, that was really corny too :(
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Originally Posted by alaskapidove
So this is mine, and it's kind of long, so bear with me. I told this to someone on AIM and cp'd it because I'm a lazy ass, by the way.
okay so
one day a fish is swimming just under the surface of the water
and a fly is flying just out of the fishes jumping distance
and the fish says to itself
if that fly comes six inches closer, ill jump up and eat him
and just then a bear on the shore look sand says, if that fish comes any closer, itll jump up and i can catch it and eat him
a little farther away, a hunter sees whats going on and says 'if that fly moves closer to that fish, itll jump and the bear will get it and ill shoot th ebear'
and then a rat standing behind the hunter thinks 'if that fly moves closer to the fish, itll jump and the bear will get it, and the hunter will shoot the bear, and i can get the sandwich from his pocket'
and behind the rat, a cat is watching everything and goes 'if that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will get the sandwich, and ill get the rat'
then the fly drops a few inches, the fish gets the fly, the bear grabs the fish, the hunter shoots the bear, the rat grabs the sandwich, and the cat jumps and misses the rat and lands in the lake
the moral of the story is: if the fly drops six inches, the pussy will get wet
jegus :(
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Originally Posted by Iso
Name: Iso
Team: Octopus Babies:
Entry: Click here.
made me chuckle
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Originally Posted by Husnain
hot girl: want to go fishing?
near: no my fishing level is already 99
OH U
20/10 hus wins 6/10
Okay so HUMOR WILL NOT BE GOING ON FOR WEEK 3. THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS GET FOR PASTING GRANDPA JOKES INTO YOUR SUBMISSIONS. :'(
Humor Event will resume Week 4.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ridley
I suffer from some desease where I just don't feel like catching a pokemon unless it's rare, which ends in me never catching com mons.
I finished Gold with a pokedex of 6.
Oak's Rating: "Congratulations! Looks like you've learned how to use a pokeball!"
Two pants are walking across a street when a truck hits one of the pants.
The pants are rushed to the hospital.
The next day the other pants come to the hospital too visit the other pants and say "Life was short pants".
Ok. So at my dad's 60th birthday party there was a lot of alcohol and my mom being the person she is wants all of her gal friends to take shots of tequila. So the shots happen and my mom continues to take more and more shots eventually becoming ridiculously wasted. As people walk by the kitchen table where her and her friends are sitting she yells
"TAKE A SHOT TO JOIN THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS"
Two pants are walking across a street when a truck hits one of the pants.
The pants are rushed to the hospital.
The next day the other pants come to the hospital too visit the other pants and say "Life was short pants".
I didn't really get this one :?
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Originally Posted by The Jr Trainer
i'm an octopus
Ok. So at my dad's 60th birthday party there was a lot of alcohol and my mom being the person she is wants all of her gal friends to take shots of tequila. So the shots happen and my mom continues to take more and more shots eventually becoming ridiculously wasted. As people walk by the kitchen table where her and her friends are sitting she yells
"TAKE A SHOT TO JOIN THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS"
07-08-2011, 09:21 PM
Re: [WAR X] Humor 2011 - HOLY SARDINES, BATMAN
