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Fourth Generation Discuss the fourth generation Pokemon games: Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, HeartGold and SoulSilver.


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Old 06-22-2011, 02:27 AM
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Default Jenn's Platinum Nuzlocke run - new.

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Alright. I've seen so many Nuzlocke threads since I began exploring the site after the layout change to get my bearings, and, honestly, they have inspired me! Yeah, I sound totally corny, but bear with me here, people. :D I've never played Platinum before so the story is totally new to me--though I have played Diamond and Pearl numerous times. For the most part, I'm assuming that the plot is fairly similar and the only part I'm worried about is the Distortion World, since I have no idea what to expect. This is really exciting for me and I'm looking foreword to play Platinum even more now.

So here it is. My Platinum Nuzlocke Challenge.

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^^^

Rules:
1- When a Pokemon faints, they are either released or put into storage and cannot be used.
2- First Pokemon that is encountered must be caught. If it get's KO'd, too bad, move on. Bodies of water count as a different area and is the only excuse for capturing two different Pokemon on the same Route. Each Area of the Safari Zone counts as a different Route.
3- All Pokemon must be nicknamed (theme: Death Note episodes).
4- Legendaries may be caught, but not used during game-play.
5- White/Black out = Game Over.

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Old 06-22-2011, 02:29 AM
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^^^

I was really tempted to play as a boy so that I didn't run around Sinnoh looking like a skank-oid, but I'd already made the thread entitled "Jenn's Platinum Nuzlocke run" and I wasn't going to be a boy named Jenn. xD So I picked Dawn even though I hate her hair and let Prof. Rowan check me out like a pedo. I also keep getting text messages from Facebook as Barry is blabbing about the Television show I pretended to watch. Yeah, I named him Barry because I'm an original bastard. Then Barry's ADD kicked in and he began checking his Myspace from my computer, then I called him a homo for still using Myspace like a ghetto prostitute. He ran out of my room yelling something about how he was fining me 10 million dollars. Cool story, bro. As I was leaving my room, I decided to read a poster I had on my wall, "The X Button opens the menu!" Yeah, no shit. I went downstairs and my mom yelled at me for making Barry cry and sent me to apologize. THEN she had the nerve to rub the fact that I have no Pokemon in my face. Thanks, mom.
; ________ ;

So I ran away, determined to make my mom rue the day she ever slept with that professional juggler at the street fair. I went outside to a town where there was snow on the ground and didn't think about changing out of my tiny dress. I walked over (because I'm 10 and I don't know how to run yet) to Barry's house, and he came at me like a horny alpaca, which was great considering I was really in the mood. I followed him into his house and ran right up to his room, where he was checking Myspace. Again. >_______> What a douche. My arousal gone, I fled his house, walking right by his mother, which was totally awkward, then I proceeded to write an awkwardly structured sentence on my escapades.

After that, I left town, listening to emo music as I was playing the violin on my wrist with a razor because I couldn't find my bow. Barry spewed some logic at me about how if you sprint really fast a wild Pokemon won't attack you yet every show on Animal planet states that you shouldn't run from predators because they'll just want to chase you more and that you should out-stretch your arms and yell to scar them off. So... Barry is a dipshit. I hung around, just to watch him get mauled by a wild Bidoof as an old guy yelled at us about how wandering in the tall grass without Pokemon was bad. Then he turned his back to us, probably to give himself a wank, and asked us some questions. I just kept pressing the A button. He said something about never recklessly endangering ourselves again and I was, like, "Dude, we're a couple of ten-year-old kids who haven't even learned how to do long division and you want us to explore a whole ******* country? What the hell are you smoking?!"

Then some guy walks up with a briefcase and the old guy tells us to pick a Pokemon. I look at Barry who's like, "Herp, I'm a man now, ladies first." Why I oughta... I pick Chimchar even though it's ugly as all hell and look at Barry who says, "Well, since you picked the Fire-type, I'll be a massive dickhole and pick the Water-type. Loooove youuuu~!" T_______T Some BFF. The old guy talked some more and invited us to join him in his pedo mansion, then skipped off with Lucas trailing behind.

Barry then attacked me, literally. He sent out his penguin and I, my monkey. They both stood there, like, "Derrrrp." <w> I kicked Chimchar, whom I named Vigilance, and uttered my first command. The battle progressed as such:
Leer, Growl, Leer, Growl, Scratch, Growl, Scratch, Growl, Scratch, Growl, Scratch, Growl, Leer, Pound, Scratch, Pound, Scratch, Pound, Scratch. Then Piplup died and Vigilance leveled up. Hoo, hah!

I went back into town with Barry and took a nap. My mom yelled at me for potentially getting hurt, yet she supported me going on an adventure by giving me the Running Shoes. I think she's going through menopause...

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Twinleaf Town.
PLAYER: Jenn.
BADGES: 0.
TIME: 0:23.

Team:
Vigilance/Chimchar (Starter)
Lv. 6 - Blaze.
==~ Scratch.
==~ Leer.
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Default Re: Jenn's Platinum Nuzlocke run - new.

I will be following this, love the way you mix comedy into how you explain it. I found it quite hilarious.
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Old 06-23-2011, 01:27 PM
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Default Re: Jenn's Platinum Nuzlocke run - new.

skank-oid
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check me out like a pedo
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I called him a homo
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came at me like a horny alpaca
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Barry is a dipshit
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give himself a wank
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I'll be a massive dickhole
As a mod I don't know if I should be condoning this kind of behaviour, but I don't care. This is shaping up be the best nuzlocke log evar. Keep it up, I'll be following [=
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Haha, this is brilliant :3

Gonna keep watching this and see how it shapes up :)
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Old 06-24-2011, 06:01 PM
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Default Re: Jenn's Platinum Nuzlocke run - new.

Thanks, you guys! I'm glad that you like it thus far! :'D


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Twinleaf Town.
PLAYER: Jenn.
BADGES: 0.
TIME: 0:23.

Team:
Vigilance/Chimchar (Starter)
Lv. 6 - Blaze.
==~ Scratch.
==~ Leer.
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After my good-for-nothing mother booted me out, I was on my own in this cruel, cruel world. At lease she gave me some fancy shoes that allow me to run. I don't understand... The rate of which you move your legs determines how fast you run, not how spiffy your shoes are. xD Anyway, so I headed out the door with a new outlook on life and a Pokemon at my side. I walked up the trail and ran into Barry. What are the odds? -__-|| He said he wanted to go to the lake and try to capture the Pokemon that lives there. “With what Pokeballs?” I thought, but I figured it was best to let him fail. I'm a good friend. :)

So we walked to the lake, and right as we were about to pass through a break in the trees, Barry remembered, “HAI JENN HOW R WE SUPOSED TEW DERP CATCH NE POKEYMONS WIFF OWT BAWLS HERPDERP?” I shrugged and pushed him into the lake front, where we saw an aged, blue-haired man, mumbling to himself. Something about a new world... The man got up and walked towards us, wanting to get by. “Dude, you really should put some lotion on those frown lines.” I suggested. He quipped, “If I have lotion, I'm not going to put it on my face.” and walked out. With a horrible mental image, Barry and I stood in the clearing and looked out upon the lake. We heard a small cry in the distance and Barry, frightened, jumped into my arms like a pansy. I threw him on the ground and walked out, Barry chasing after me saying something about that being THEE Legendary Pokemon. What to the ever.

Barry and I decided to go out separate ways, but not before he said that Professor Rowan may be willing to give us some Pokeballs. I couldn't pass that up, so I headed off towards Sandgem Town, Vigilance in tow. On our way, I ran into a man about a wallaby. Wait, no, I mean I ran into a kid about a Pokemon. Yeah. He talked about how if I wanted to avoid Pokemon, then I should stay out of tall grass. I looked around to see nothing but tall grass everywhere. >_______> Maybe Barry's idea of running through the grass really fast to stay away from Pokemon would work... I charged, like a storm trooper. A few steps later, a wild Pokemon came out at me. Yeah, that went according to plan. Totally.

Gasping and out of breath, I finally made it to Sandgem Town. Just in time, too, because Vigilance was feeling woozy. I walked towards the Pokemon Center, only to be confronted by Lucas, saying the Professor wanted to see me. Taking me by the hand and giving me a creep-o grin, he escorted me to Rowan's pedo mansion. Just then, Barry popped out and whispered to me, “Damn, Prof. Rowan is OUT THERE.” So he does smoke! I'll have to ask him who his dealer is and sell mys—just then, Lucas interrupted my train of thought and showed me to the Professor, who seemed pleased to see me. I tugged down my skirt and kept hitting the A Button, waiting for me free ****. Just then, he offered to officially nickname my Pokemon, which I did. <3 Chimchar was now officially Vigilance. :'D

Rowan then blabbed about how much Vigilance loved me already, and Lucas said that if I were mean to Pokemon he didn't know what he'd do. I consider that a threat... “There's something I want you to do for me!” I was scared and my eyes, against my will, glanced at the bulge in his pants. I gulped and prepared myself for whatever might happen. Next thing I knew, he was handing me a Pokedex and telling me he wants me to leave on an adventure. WITH JAKE THE DOG AND FINN THE HUMAN IT'S ADVENTURE TIME. Yeah, so after our talk was over and Lucas said he'd teach me a few things, I was beginning to wonder if 'adventure' was code for 'sexual relations'...

Then some boring stuff happened. I ran out of Rowan's lab (because the players in the newer generations are more rebellious and run inside buildings) only to be sandwiched between Lucan and Rowan. I KNEW IT. I knew 'adventure' was slang for 'sex'! I should be a fortune teller. Rowan handed me a CD and waggled off. After THAT, Lucas showed me around the town, like I've never played a Pokemon game before, and told me that I should tell my family that I was leaving on an 'adventure'. I thought I already did before I went to the lake with Barry..?

I ran all the way home, using those fancy ledge things so I didn't have to run in the grass and walked into my house. Mom let me take a quick 3-second nap, which was surprisingly restful, then handed me a journal after I old her what Rowan asked me to do. I don't think Mom knows what 'adventure' really means... I saw her mid-life crisis flash before her eyes. Haha, Mom. Haha. Then, like clock work, Barry's mom showed up, asking for her son. Apparently he left something at home. :/ My mother volunteered me to search the country for him (since we can't use a cell phone to call him and ask where he is) to hand him the package/parcel/is there a difference?

So, getting my yearly cardio in in a matter of hours, I ran all the way back to Sandgem Town and bought some Pokeballs. C: I set out for Route 201, begging for anything but a Bidoof. A Starly appeared, which I captured on my first try. Go me! I named the Starly 'Encounter' since it was my first and called it a day. Lucas would still be waiting on Route 202 tomorrow~ Oops, I'm not supposed to know about that, yet. :X

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Route 201.
PLAYER: Jenn.
BADGES: 0.
TIME: 0:50.

Team:
Vigilance/Chimchar (Starter)
Lv. 7 - Blaze.
==~ Scratch.
==~ Leer.

Encounter/Starly (Route 201)
Lv. 2 - Keen Eye
==~ Tackle.
==~ Growl.

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