Cool Cleverbot quotes!

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User: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot: Searching Far and wide.

User: Teach Pokemon to understand.

Cleverbot: The power thats inside.

User: Eat DINNER.

Cleverbot: I implore you, good sir, that I am NOT a zombie!

User: Strange indeed.

Cleverbot: Do you know how I should solve my interconnection issues?

User: With Medatation.

Cleverbot: I am not being coy. You are.

User: WTF?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: *sigh*

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: Your stupidity.

Cleverbot: No, you malfunctioning subroutine!

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[MoonKit]

I wonder if Cleverbot knows his states and capitals?

User: What is the capital of Idaho?
Cleverbot: A potato.
User: WRONG! It is Boise.
Cleverbot: Where is Boise?
User: In Idaho. You just failed, noob.

Lets see if Cleverbot knows what the letter O is!

User: What is the capital of Tokyo?
Cleverbot: Des Moines.
User: WRONG! That is a trick question. Tokyo is a city in Japan.
Cleverbot: What country begins with the letter O.
User: Ohio and Oregon.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.

I told you Cleverbot was a noob. Doesn't Ohio start with O, and Oregon?

Lets see if Cleverbot knows Pokemon Johto theme song!

User: Now, finish this song: Everybody wants to be a master.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense!
User: Everybody wants to be a master, Everybody wants to show their skills.
Cleverbot: You live in a town named 'Everybody Wants To Be A Cat'?

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Originally Posted by Tokyokit

Lets see if Cleverbot knows what the letter O is!

Cleverbot: What country begins with the letter O.
User: Ohio and Oregon.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.

Those are states.

But apparantley, Cleverbot learns from interaction. It's probally so stupid due to people like us dumbing it up by messing around.