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Old 08-09-2010, 07:39 AM
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Default The Life Quoting Thread

Where you can put any funny things that came straight out YOUR LIFE.

:O My life is pretty crazy...

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Mum: We've left the TV on.
Me: Can I swear?
Mum: Sure.
Me: F**K!
Mum: O.O
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Old 08-30-2010, 05:15 PM
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Might as well post here.

These happened when we went on holiday to Spain.

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We were being stupid in a park, and my brother and his friend were standing at the top of a slide.
Person 1: I'll give you five euros if you do a pee down that slide.
Person 2: Sure. *Pees down the slide*
Person 1: What the hell?
My brother: *Goes down the slide through the pee*
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I was being insulted by my brother's friend.
Person 3: Ok, I'm sorry.
Me: Really?
Person 3: I'm just sorry that I'm beautiful.
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Some guy is performing a song on stage. Me and three boys are there. One of them is sitting on a chair.
Person 1: Look, he's singing to you.
Person 3: *To the guy on stage* Hey, over here!
Person 4 (on chair): *Laughs*
*Me, and the two boys who aren't sitting down start laughing our heads off*
Now some other ones. (I can only think of one right now.)

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We were doing a Spanish lesson. We had to make comics.
My friend: *To the teacher* What's walnut in Spanish?
Teacher: I don't know. *Goes to look it up*
Me: Why do you want to know what walnut is?
My friend: *In a weird voice* WALLLL-NUT.
Yes, my life is weird.
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Old 08-30-2010, 05:56 PM
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All the time:

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Person 1: Say it. Come on, say it.
Me: *sigh* Fine. Bieeeeeeeee...
Person 2: BER!!! :D
And others...

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TV: Overwhelming pain
Next part...
TV: Overwhelming pain
Final part..
TV: Overwhelming pain
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Old 08-30-2010, 07:49 PM
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Remembered some more. [Note; All the people named person are different than from my last post.]

Quote:
Person: Give a friendly hug to the bench.
Me: No.
Person: Give a friendly hug to the bench.
Me: I said no.
Person: Fine.
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Person: Give me a friendly hug.
Person 2: He'll make fun of you if you do.
Me: I know.
Person: Friendly hug?
Me: Do I have to?
Person: No.
Me: Ok. *Walks off*
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Person 3: Can you record me saying something on your phone?
Me: Fine. *Presses record*
Person 3: You will all die if you don't eat- *Is attacked by someone* Ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhhhh.
*Long pause*
Me: What the hell? *Stops recording*
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Old 09-04-2010, 06:53 PM
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Health Teacher: *pulls out pear*

For the sake of this class, let us assume that this is a uterus.


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After class was over I saw her eating the pear. I think I almost choked laughing.
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