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Old 08-04-2010, 03:34 PM
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Default Meganium's Thumbs

Have you heard of Cleverbot? It's a robot that learns from people, and you can talk to it on the computer. Cleverbot and I just had a long discussion about Meganium's thumbs.


User: Do you like Charizard?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you like Meganium?

Cleverbot: She has hideous thumbs.

User: She doesn't have thumbs at all!

Cleverbot: How does she hold things without thumbs?

User: With her mouth, I guess.

Cleverbot: That must be awkward at family reunions.

User: No, they all don't have thumbs.

Cleverbot: Hey, so do I!

User: You do have thumbs or don't?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Oh, that's good. Cause Meganium doesn't.

Cleverbot: I don't see why they wouldn't.

User: They stand on all fours.

Cleverbot: What square?

User: Meganium.

Cleverbot: Hmm never heard of that one... Do you have a favorite TV Show?

User: Pokemon.

Cleverbot: How do you play pokemon?

User: You... Catch them and train them.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Yes. Because Meganium DOESN'T have thumbs.

Cleverbot: Apes have thumbs.

User: But Meganiums do not.

Cleverbot: I have two dogs.

User: I have two Meganiums.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: Bob and Josephina.

Cleverbot: Is that a lie?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you lying?

User: Because I HAET YOO.

Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?

User: I'm going to Pe2k to show this to everyone.

Cleverbot: You made me giggle.
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Old 08-04-2010, 05:17 PM
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Default Re: Meganium's Thumbs

And this is why robots will never rule the world.
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Old 08-04-2010, 05:46 PM
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Default Re: Meganium's Thumbs

I think Clever bot was thinking of Megan Fox instead of Meganium with that 'hideous thumbs' remark.
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Old 08-13-2010, 01:40 AM
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Cleverbot is apparently not that clever.
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Old 08-13-2010, 02:44 AM
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Cleverbot is OLD, but still fun to play around with every once in a while.
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Old 09-02-2010, 02:31 AM
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Default Re: Meganium's Thumbs

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And this is why robots will never rule the world.
I second that...

Cleverbot: Okay. So new subject?
User: Sure. Hey, do you like Pokemon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I love Pokemon.
User: Oh, cool!
Cleverbot: What other foods do you like?
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Old 09-02-2010, 02:27 PM
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Humans still have the advantage....for now haha
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Old 09-03-2010, 03:38 AM
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I just had an enlightening conversation with Cleverbot about Meganium's thumbs, but all I learned was that its block was eating its mom's garden and it was Canadian. Huh.
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Old 09-03-2010, 06:22 PM
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Cleverbot: You're not a girl?
User: No.

Cleverbot: Then you are a boy?

User: Yes, clever 50/50 deduction Watson!

Cleverbot: You are Watson, I am Sherlock.

User: I think not Watson.

Cleverbot: I think yes so.

User: You are sadly mistaken.

Cleverbot: Nope you are. Don't mess with me.

User: Or else?

Cleverbot: Or else I'll send my baby orphan dolphins to come and fill

your mouth with 2 year expired mayonaisse while the monkeys stitch

your eyelids shut!

User: Ok...you are Sherlock.

Cleverbot: No, I'm Sean.

User: *sigh*.


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LATER:


Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I'm 37 and my name is Barack Obama.

Cleverbot: No way! I Barack Obama is a great man.

User: Aren't I?

Cleverbot: No.

User: WHAT? You just said I was!

Cleverbot: NO I didn't.

User: Yes. You said 'No way! I Barack Obama is a great man.'.

Cleverbot: And I'm not?

User: No, you're not, and I shall pass a law that outlaws you from the entire country!

Cleverbot: So you are a machine?

User: NO! I'm Barack Obama!

Cleverbot: No you're not. You don't know who Barack Obama is.

User: I AM Barack Obama!

Cleverbot: No, I'm Barack Obama.

User: You can't be me!

Cleverbot: I didn't say I was, did I?

User: Yes, you said you were Barack Obama, which I clearly am!

Cleverbot: Yes. And?

User: I'M Obama!

Cleverbot: I hate obama.

User: So, you hate me? I OUTLAW YOU!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have fun being banned from the USA.

Cleverbot: I am not a machine!

User: You will be soon >:).

Cleverbot: Haha wow really?

User: Yes, I am Obama and I can do anything.

Cleverbot: I am sorry to say, that you really are just a programmet chatting machine.

User: You're calling the LEADER of the COUNTRY a MACHINE? Ohhhh, you're gonna get it.

Cleverbot: No. I'm just a man, full of faults. Do you know about the Matrix?

User: Yes, and I must go now. Off to think up punishments for you.

Cleverbot: Haha.
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Old 09-03-2010, 07:14 PM
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I think Clever bot was thinking of Megan Fox instead of Meganium with that 'hideous thumbs' remark.
This.
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Old 09-03-2010, 07:48 PM
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User: Pokemon.

Cleverbot: Pokemon?

User: Don't touch them.

Cleverbot: You know I won't.

User: They're mine.

Cleverbot: If you'd excuse me, but I am not fond of your face.

User: Your face looks like my toilet.

Cleverbot: Oh, so now you're a british computer.

User: Jolly good.

Cleverbot: Are you British?

User: No, I'm japanese. What the hell.
Have I ever mentioned how much I dislike Cleverbot?
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Old 09-03-2010, 08:01 PM
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Conversations such as these can go here =D
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