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Old 06-13-2009, 09:53 PM
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Default I wanna Seamore Butts!

Brace yourself for the wierdest battle log.


Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
ThePolitoedHunter sent out Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
sidhu_ sent out Articuno (lvl 100 Articuno).
Articuno is exerting its pressure!
sidhu_ switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Heatran used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
---

OK, simple Lead Heatran procedures. So I set up Stealth Rock, the bane of Articuno’s excistence. He sends in Zapdos. Hmm, not too hard to handle for Blissey.

ThePolitoedHunter switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Zapdos used Shock Wave.
Blissey lost 11% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---

Blissey, a standard counter for Zapdos. Who has Shock Wave on Zappy though?

sidhu_: hi
ThePolitoedHunter: hi
sidhu_: r u ready
ThePolitoedHunter: For what?
sidhu_: pokemon battle
ThePolitoedHunter: We are already battling.
ThePolitoedHunter: make your move
sidhu_: ok then bring it on

Some random chit-chat, and the battle is on.

Zapdos used Shock Wave.
Blissey lost 10% of its health.
Blissey used Toxic.
Blissey's attack missed!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---

Gah, curse Toxic’s 80% (I think) accuracy.

sidhu_ switched in Magmar (lvl 100 Magmar ?).
Pointed stones dug into Magmar.
Magmar lost 25% of its health.

This part makes me think this guys reads the NFE realm. Lol.

Blissey used Toxic.
Magmar was badly poisoned!
Magmar is hurt by poison!
Magmar lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
---

As shown in my thoughts below.

ThePolitoedHunter: NFE...

Anyway, I don’t want to risk physical attacks, so I send in Suicune.

ThePolitoedHunter switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Magmar used Thunderpunch.
It's super effective!
Suicune lost 21% of its health.
Magmar is hurt by poison!
Magmar lost 12% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
---

Thunderpunch doesn’t do much, so on with the attacking.

sidhu_: what do u mean

I guess this guy lives on Mars.

sidhu_ switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Suicune.
Suicune lost 12% of its health.
Suicune used Calm Mind.
Suicune's special attack was raised.
Suicune's special defence was raised.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
---

By the looks of things, this guy loves the legendary trio. I roar, in case he tries to set up.

Suicune used Aurora Beam.
It's not very effective...
Suicune lost 4% of its health.
Suicune used Roar.
sidhu_ switched in Latias (lvl 100 Latias ?).
Pointed stones dug into Latias.
Latias lost 12% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
---

Ah, Latias. You love it when it’s on your team. You hate it when it’s against you. Not here though. A couple of Ice Beams will do this.

Latias used Dragon Claw.
Suicune lost 18% of its health.
Suicune used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Latias lost 52% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
---
Latias used Charge Beam.
Latias's attack missed!
Suicune used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Latias lost 36% of its health.
sidhu_'s Latias fainted.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
---

Some confidence boosters from my opponent. :D

sidhu_: u r strong
ThePolitoedHunter: =) Thanks
sidhu_: np

And in comes Magmar. Why he switched this in on Suicune is beyond me, but let’s see.

sidhu_ switched in Magmar (lvl 100 Magmar ?).
Pointed stones dug into Magmar.
Magmar lost 25% of its health.
Magmar used Thunderpunch.
It's super effective!
Suicune lost 20% of its health.
Suicune used Surf.
It's super effective!
Magmar lost 32% of its health.
sidhu_'s Magmar fainted.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
---

He switches in Zappy. I may as well Ice Beam away.

sidhu_ switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Zapdos.
Zapdos lost 25% of its health.
Zapdos used Shock Wave.
It's super effective!
Suicune lost 27% of its health.
Suicune used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Zapdos lost 68% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
---
Zapdos used Shock Wave.
It's super effective!
Suicune lost 26% of its health.
Suicune used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Zapdos lost 7% of its health.
sidhu_'s Zapdos fainted.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
---

Suicune vs Suicune again. May as well Roar.

sidhu_ switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Suicune.
Suicune lost 12% of its health.
Suicune used Blizzard.
Suicune's attack missed!
Suicune used Roar.
sidhu_ switched in Articuno (lvl 100 Articuno).
Articuno is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Articuno.
Articuno lost 50% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
---

So, while the frosty bird has half its health hacked away, I’ll Ice Beam.

Suicune used Ice Beam.
Articuno lost 21% of its health.
Articuno used Avalanche.
It's not very effective...
Suicune lost 13% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
---

And frosty is dead!

Suicune used Surf.
Articuno lost 29% of its health.
sidhu_'s Articuno fainted.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
---


In comes Moltres, who is also weak to Stealth Rock (AND SUICUNE :O)

sidhu_ switched in Moltres (lvl 100 Moltres).
Moltres is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Moltres.
Moltres lost 50% of its health.
Moltres used Flamethrower.
It's not very effective...
Suicune lost 12% of its health.
Suicune was burned!
Suicune used Surf.
It's super effective!
Moltres lost 50% of its health.
sidhu_'s Moltres fainted.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
Suicune was hurt by its burn!
Suicune lost 12% of its health.
---



More Suicune vs Suicune. My Suicune is incredibly tired though. So, I’ll switch in Celebi.

sidhu_ switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Suicune.
Suicune lost 12% of its health.
ThePolitoedHunter switched in Celebi (lvl 100 Celebi).
Suicune used Blizzard.
Suicune's attack missed!
---

This is where my opponent gets freaky. I Perish Song after talking.

sidhu_: u have the first strongest pokemon
sidhu_: really
ThePolitoedHunter: huh? What do you mean?
Celebi used Perish Song.
Both Pokemon will faint in 3 turn(s)
Suicune used Aurora Beam.
It's super effective!
Celebi lost 26% of its health.
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.
Celebi's perish count fell to 3!
Suicune's perish count fell to 3!
---

This guy thinks Celebi is the god of all competitive play, it seems.

ThePolitoedHunter: They are by no means the strongest.
sidhu_: celiby is the strongesr
ThePolitoedHunter: No it's not
sidhu_: yes
ThePolitoedHunter: How come it's not Uber then?
ThePolitoedHunter: Pursuit users can easily kill it off
ThePolitoedHunter: Be grateful I didn't bring Salamence.
sidhu_: i dont know
ThePolitoedHunter: *rollseyes
ThePolitoedHunter: gg though
ThePolitoedHunter: make your move
sidhu_: celeby is a legendary
ThePolitoedHunter: so is Suicune
ThePolitoedHunter: <.<
sidhu_: yah
ThePolitoedHunter: So what's your point.
sidhu_: but celiby is stronger than suicune
ThePolitoedHunter: And Blissey can counter Suicune. So?
ThePolitoedHunter: Stop making stupid arguements.
sidhu_: i have only 1 pokemon
ThePolitoedHunter: Every Pokemon is weak against another.
sidhu_: ok
ThePolitoedHunter: That's because I killed your others. Duh.
sidhu_: sorry
ThePolitoedHunter: np.
ThePolitoedHunter: You thought you had a valid arguement.
ThePolitoedHunter: Don't worry about it.

And I win, he exhausted time.

sidhu_ has exhausted his or her time.
ThePolitoedHunter wins!

He discusses his life story now. Don’t stop reading, more weird things are coming soon.

ThePolitoedHunter: gg
sidhu_: i dont know what pokemon beats what
ThePolitoedHunter: Oh

He likes to discuss personal things.

sidhu_: i am a boy

Me too. Wanna form a club? I give him advice though.

ThePolitoedHunter: Have you been to Smogon?
ThePolitoedHunter: Me too.
sidhu_: yes
ThePolitoedHunter: Try looking at the counters section, and build a team around it.
sidhu_: what can beat celiby
ThePolitoedHunter: pursuit users, such as Weavile.
sidhu_: i m dead
ThePolitoedHunter: But what you really need to focus on is Suicune, it threatens you
ThePolitoedHunter: And I'd get Magmortar instead of Magmar.
ThePolitoedHunter: anyway, bye
sidhu_: no

Strangely, the battle continues, despite me already winning. So, here we go again.

Celebi used U-turn.
Suicune lost 13% of its health.
ThePolitoedHunter: but you have exhausted time.
ThePolitoedHunter: ...
ThePolitoedHunter switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Suicune used Aurora Beam.
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Suicune's perish count fell to 2!
---

He thinks he still has a chance…

ThePolitoedHunter: meh
sidhu_: not realy
ThePolitoedHunter: It said it above. <.<

Then it gets creepy. Really creepy.

sidhu_: will u be my best friend

0_o

ThePolitoedHunter: 0_o
ThePolitoedHunter: No
sidhu_: why

Because you are some random guy on the internet perhaps? I am blunt.

ThePolitoedHunter: Just finish the battle.

See?

sidhu_: we can chat with each other

That sounds wrong in so many ways.

ThePolitoedHunter: I don't want to.

He finally attacks with random moves.

Suicune used Bite.
A critical hit!
Blissey lost 23% of its health.
Blissey used Toxic.
Suicune was badly poisoned!
Suicune is hurt by poison!
Suicune lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Suicune's perish count fell to 1!
---

This is where I lol’d. HARD.

sidhu_: ok
sidhu_: what is your name

*Thinks of random spazzy name. Remembers The Simpsons.*

ThePolitoedHunter: Seamore Butts.

Perfect. xD

sidhu_: really my name is sidhu

Cool name, I guess. He doesn’t seem to believe me though.

ThePolitoedHunter: Yah, My Name is Seamore Butts. Don't you believe me?
sidhu_: yes

Well, he believes me. Rofl.

ThePolitoedHunter: Oh, it sounded like you didn't.
sidhu_: i do believe
ThePolitoedHunter: kk
sidhu_: lets continue
ThePolitoedHunter: yup

More biting frenzy.

Suicune used Bite.
Blissey lost 11% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Suicune lost 29% of its health.
Suicune is hurt by poison!
Suicune lost 12% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Suicune's perish count fell to 0!
sidhu_'s Suicune fainted.
---

6-What?

And I win! =D

ThePolitoedHunter: gg
sidhu_: u win
sidhu_: i lose
ThePolitoedHunter: hmm
ThePolitoedHunter: yeah

Brace yourselfs. (Moderate) random spazzy language coming.

sidhu_: i m a looser

OK then.

ThePolitoedHunter: ...
sidhu_: a big nerd

Aren’t all Pokemon players? *Shot* j/k

ThePolitoedHunter: 0_o
sidhu_: i m
sidhu_: i m a ass

(Y) <------ Sidhu

ThePolitoedHunter: OK

Excuse my sympathy, I was kinda freaked out.

sidhu_: a bullshit

That WAS random. *Thinks to self “Time to get out of here!”*

ThePolitoedHunter: Okay then, I'll be going.

Next, he reminds me of a younger me.

sidhu_: i have not won any battle
ThePolitoedHunter: Try making a better team.
sidhu_: ok
sidhu_: i will do better
ThePolitoedHunter: ahu
sidhu_: can yu give me a clu

If it’s a clue he wants, it’s a clue he gets.

ThePolitoedHunter: yeah. Use Metapod.
ThePolitoedHunter: They can OHKO Celebi

If I ever battle him again, I will LOL if I see Metapod.

sidhu_: are you a boy or a girl

Here, I say girl.

ThePolitoedHunter: a girl

Then I remember, ‘What girl is called Seamore?’

ThePolitoedHunter: lol, I mean boy

Finally, our chat comes to an end.

sidhu_: ok bye
ThePolitoedHunter: bye
ThePolitoedHunter: xD
sidhu_: see u latrr
ThePolitoedHunter: bye
sidhu_ has left the room.
ThePolitoedHunter: xD
ThePolitoedHunter: *Saves Log*


Props:

Sidhu, for making me lawl.

Slops: I don’t think there were any.

Discuss.

And flame me. xD
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Old 06-13-2009, 10:09 PM
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ok that was weird.

but the metapod thing was a little bit to much dont you think.
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Old 06-13-2009, 11:01 PM
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It would be Seymour or Seymore, the second being a porn director. Not Seamore.
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It was certainly quite weird, but I liked it, and your opponent made me laugh too. Oh, and Kakuna>Metapod any day. Kakuna even got an analysis on Smogon, lol.
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Old 06-14-2009, 07:37 AM
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ok that was weird.

but the metapod thing was a little bit to much dont you think.
*Shifteh eyes*

I don't think he would use Metapod.

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It would be Seymour or Seymore, the second being a porn director. Not Seamore.
*Growls*

Seamore. I think that is the English spelling.

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It was certainly quite weird, but I liked it, and your opponent made me laugh too. Oh, and Kakuna>Metapod any day. Kakuna even got an analysis on Smogon, lol.
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