The mission of the Cult of iPhonists is to further the knowledge of fellow iPhonists. We will discuss Youtube, your favorite iPhone apps, and any other iPhone news that strikes your interest. And remember, the iPhone still doesn't have the magic Food and Toilet app.
The Eight Commandments
Thou shalt not swear
Thou shalt not knock the iPhone
Thou shalt not knock others
Thou shalt not mutilate or use hacks with thy iPhone
Thou shalt not break the sacred forum rules
Thou shalt not illegaly download songs and music
Thou shalt not knock the Great One: Steve Jobs (Bill Gates pwns too)
Thou shalt put iPhones rule in thy sign-up form to signify that thy read the commandments
The Big Apple: Robert the Cipher Lord
The Sour Apples
The Singing Apples:
The Jailbreak Clause
For those that don't know, jailbreaking is the act of making your iPhone able to download apps that aren't authorized by Apple, this voids your warranty and can possibly damage the Scred Tool of the Gods. Jailbreaking is tolerated, but those who jailbreak will immediatly be put into the Jailbreak Unit to help us understand this different way of living.
The Singing Clause
The purpose of this is to talk of the best songs in the Apple Song Library. The ones in the Singing Apple are those who have more than 750 songs in their iPhone.
Even though iPods are not even below the par that is below the par of the iPhone, they are still brethren. Those who have iPods can only be iPod-ers, exept of course if they purchase the iPhone, which leads to the promotion to the default rank, Macintosh. iPod-ers otherwise have full access to the power of this cult, er, club.
The Member Form
To join, you must simply fill out the following form:
Name: [Must have iPod or iPhone before your name, for example, I am iPhone Robert]
Age: [Completely optional]
What iTool do you have: [Be as specific as you can, color doesn't matter, but it would be nice, also, tell if you have original or 3G iPhone]
Why do you want to join us: [Why]
Did you read the Commandments:[There are seven of 'em, right]
What apps do you have on you iPhone or iPod Touch: [Every time you add or remove an app on your iPod Touch or iPhone, you must tell us]