The Humor Thread [Turn that frown upside down :D]

[Alana Marie]

xD that sparta kitty cracked me up. O.o okay i have a funny, slightly mature one.

My friend told me this, he had to explain it to me like 6 tmes because i am so slow.

Jim and Nancy went to buy some Pizza.
Jim got his peice and Nancy got her peice

:D get it.
...
say it aloud and focus on the end.
...focus on the last two words.
...you see why it took me so long to get it?

[Hoshika]

Originally Posted by Alana Marie

xD that sparta kitty cracked me up. O.o okay i have a funny, slightly mature one.

My friend told me this, he had to explain it to me like 6 tmes because i am so slow.

Jim and Nancy went to buy some Pizza.
Jim got his peice and Nancy got her peice

:D get it.
...
say it aloud and focus on the end.
...focus on the last two words.
...you see why it took me so long to get it?

... Huh? :\

[Ridley]

Originally Posted by Hoshika

... Huh? :\

WTF?
I LOL'D

wtf bs gtfo

[Sight of the Stars]

I gotz some blonde jokes.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.

NEXT!

A blond, redhead, and brunette were hiding from the cops.

The brunette was hiding in a bush, and accidently rustled the leaves.

"Oh, it's only a stray dog!" one of the police men said.

The redhead had hid in a tree, but accidently snapped a twig.

"Oh, it's only a squirell!" the police officers said in unsion.

The blond had hid in a potato sack. When the police walked up to it, she said,

"Potato potato potato!"

NEXT!!!

A blonde, redhead, and brunete were going to be shot in the head.

The brunette yelled, "Lightning storm!!!" and ran away.

The redhead yelled, "Thunder storm!!!" and ran away.

The blonde yelled, "FIRE!!!"

Get it?

[Galactus Fossil]

lol at all, of these! :D

[Cobalt Shadow]

I've got two

1.A blonde walk in to a shop and sees a TV she wants to buy. She takes it to the guy at the counter and says how much for this TV? The guy at the counter says we don't sell TVs to blondes. She goes home and dyes her hair red then goes back to the shop and says how much for this TV? the guy says we don't sell TVs to blondes. she goes home and dyes her hair black then goes back to the shop and says how much for this TV. The guy at the counter says we don't sell TVs to blondes. She says how do you know that im a blonde? then the guy said because it's not a TV, its a microwave

2. There are three men in a pub and a guy with no ears walks in. The bartender says you really don't wanna insult this guy because he will beat the crap out of you. Guy number 1 was staring at the guy with no ears and the guy with no ears says what are you looking at? guy number 1 says umm... I am looking at your nice shoes. you better take care of those shoes because they a really expensive these days. the guy with no ears says thanks. Guy number 2 was staring at the guy with no ears and the guy with no ears said what are you staring at. guy number two said I am looking at your nice straight teeth, you better take care of those teeth because trips to the dentist are expensive these days. the guy with no ears says thanks and guy number three started staring at him. the guy with no ears says what are you looking at? Unfortunately guy number three says I am looking at your nice eyes. You had better take care of those eyes because if you need glasses you won't have any ears to hang them off.



How do you like my jokes?

[Light_Sky]

Originally Posted by Alana Marie

xD that sparta kitty cracked me up. O.o okay i have a funny, slightly mature one.

My friend told me this, he had to explain it to me like 6 tmes because i am so slow.

Jim and Nancy went to buy some Pizza.
Jim got his peice and Nancy got her peice

:D get it.
...
say it aloud and focus on the end.
...focus on the last two words.
...you see why it took me so long to get it?

Lol, thats pretty funny.