Originally Posted by Sealboy
I. AM. ALIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEEE.
Hey guys, how are we? Effectively enslaving the human race? :D
What? You're alive? Are you sure this isn't some zombie or clone of you?
Not enslaving the human race, but I've been trying to enslave a pair of high heels into doing my bidding. My mom and sister think it's the funniest thing ever.