Originally Posted by Charmander009
*PLEASE STAND BY AS THE OFFICIAL ROFLs IN THE CORNER*
*WE NOW BRING YOU BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED ADVENTURE*
The old man grunts, "Yer lucky that Electivire's pumped out most of its energy on that battery over there--otherwise you'd be fried chicken." Turning to his Pokemon, the lighthouse keeper grumbled, "Electivire, stop fooling around. Put an end to this already--Thunderwave!"
This time, taking better care with his aim, Electivire blasts an arc of electricity towards your partner. Poor Oshawott is unable to escape! Inevitably, wave courses through its body. It stumbles backwards, and falls on its back, paralyzed.
"Alright, E," the lighthouse keeper continues. "Finish it with Shock--"
The lighthouse keeper flinches unexpectedly. Confused, you glance towards the stairs in time to see an elderly woman enter the room. She's shooting the keeper a rather scolding look.
"What do you think your doing?" she demands.
"What do you think I'm doing?" he throws his hands up innocently. "I'm cleaning the lighthouse!"
"You're bullying this boy," she doesn't fall for his act. "He's just a visitor--not a vandal." She turns to you and smiles apologetically. "I'm sorry... Ever since a young man smashed in his car window, Harold's been a bit... Er, well, short-tempered."
"I ain't none of that," Harold tried to defend himself, puffing out his chest.
Ignoring him, the old woman continued, "Are you all right? Goodness! You look like... Harold! Did you electrocute this boy?"
"Well, wasn't my fault. Electivire missed..." Harold grunted.
The old woman sighs. "Why don't you come with me, lad. I'll see what I can do about healing you and your Oshawott."
Helping you to your feet, the old woman leads you to the lighthouse's kitchen.
Oshawott obtained 1+ Battle Experience! This will work towards its evolution!
Kristan obtained homemade cookies! They're good for the soul!
"Feeling better?" the old woman grins at you a while later, while you feast on the most delicious cookies you have ever tasted ever.