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Old 02-14-2013, 12:42 PM
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Default Re: King of the Hill

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Originally Posted by Fushigidane View Post
A Chansey comes by, and heals me. I get my Garchomp to destroy you.

My hill.
You are attacked by an army of smogonites for using a garchomp against a weavile

- a legion: 300 people
- average smogonite: weighs 200 kilograms
- 200 kilograms times 300 people = 60000 kilograms

thats a lot of weight crushing down at you, because they all threw themselves at you in a sumo-style jump attack, therefore you injure every bone in your body, along with things that aren't actually bones, like your windpipe and heartroots.

my hill
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